"What is it like to raise a son?"
"It's like raising a humanoid husky!"
This matter is really not exaggerated at all, the fairy mother who has a son in the family knows that if the "monkey" in her family is strong, it can tear down the roof, the next can cut the king, and the pen can be fixed!
Every cell in your body is telling you:
"Mom, I'm not an ordinary person!"
At one time, it led to the increasing superstition of parents today, and even the father of the second child chanted and begged for a daughter outside the delivery room, muttering in his mouth:
"Bless the birth of a girl, do not dare to give birth to a boy..."
After knowing that the doll is a girl, she excitedly danced at the door of the delivery room, dancing with her hands and feet, and you could feel the excitement across the screen!
If you ask a weak question, ask a question:
"You want your daughter so much, does your eldest son know?"
But! I am a word, understand!
After all, the adopted child can only protect the surname, and the adopted daughter is the one who saves his life!
"It's impossible to sleep, it's impossible in this life!"
Don't say that the child is older, that is, when the child is a few months old, the gap is very obvious!
To feed the son, the son is shaking left and right, twisting and rubbing, except for the mouth is seriously feeding, there is no honest place left.
Feeding the daughter, the daughter holds two small hands, eats very seriously, and is a good man, that is the real mother's kindness and filial piety!
Not only is it feeding, but it is also very poor in sleeping!
The daughter is: sleeping, occasionally kicking the quilt
Son: Who's going to sleep! My goal tonight is to kick the quilt badly!
"Dad, I want to show you art!"
Just look at the way your son plays the game, that is also a minute to send your parents away!
If you have a daughter at home, the most difficult thing is to take your father to play a little game of hair tie and stickers, and the hurt is also a small fight.
If there is a son in the family, the newly bought car will dare to cut you twice, don't ask, ask is:
"Dad, I have to show you what art is!"
You really want to go up and praise him (give him a hammer!). ）
Pit daddy, but not soft at all!
This home, as long as I want to demolish, there is nothing that cannot be demolished!
Syrian style is the most difficult home decoration style for boys to refuse!
Of course, boys also have moments of sudden concern for their fathers, and there are also the kind of "little warm men" who have known pain since childhood.
"Dad, this is the water I just scooped out of the toilet, it's still fresh, you can taste it~"
Dad was moved to go to the bathroom and button his throat.
In addition to caring for Dad, Mom is also determined not to ignore!
What cosmetics, wash SLR, silk pajamas, take it and don't be polite, only don't wash yourself!
Raising a daughter is the whole family is fragrant, and the mother can be a delicate girl.
Raising a son, not to mention exquisite, can not smell or dirty, has burned high incense.
The scene of chasing the bath in the whole house, who has not experienced it, rubbed a body of mud, gray head and dirty face to go home to find the scene of the mother, just ask the old mother, who has not seen!
Every time I see my son, I feel that this "monkey" was not born by me, and this must have been picked up from some garbage heap!
"Mom, I don't want to go to school!"
After spending a lot of effort, I finally sent my child to school, thinking that I had finally survived, but I didn't expect that everything had just begun...
Recently, there was a strange video on the hot search, about to take the winter vacation, the child because of too excited, go to the playground to pretend to be a "maggot" to celebrate...
You read that right, it's really pretending to be a "maggot"!
The "celebration video" was directly sent to the parent group by the teacher's backhand, not to mention how shocking the teacher was to see this scene, as the parent of the "maggot", it was the death of the society on the spot!!
I just want to ask, can this child throw it away?
Of course, this is just the beginning, watching children write homework during the holidays, the difficulty coefficient is five stars.
The son of the family is the same as the husky
You say go out to play, both eyes are glowing, go out to play for a day, no problem at all, what to drink water to eat, no need at all, I just want to play!
You say write homework, that problem immediately!
"Mom, I'm hungry"
"Mom, I'm thirsty"
"Mom, I want to go to the toilet"
"Mom, I'm a little sleepy..."
The degree of homework completion is not high, only the mother has high blood pressure!
Finally took a lot of effort to complete the homework, take a look at the brain melon buzzing!
Geng Zhipai
Lift the bar pie
Cut corners
After writing it once, rework it three times, happy unlimited package, understand it ~
After writing the homework, whether it can be turned in smoothly is also two different things! Homework can be a complete book, a flat piece of paper is not bad.
The daughter took the homework and put it neatly on the teacher's desk.
The son was twitching a crumpled piece of paper from the crack in his bag and throwing it on the teacher's desk.
Say one word to him, there are always three words waiting:
"By"Why" "I don't"
Or how does the boy raising manual say that "raise a boy's throat should be loud and his heart should be strong!" ”
Without some excellent quality, this job is really impossible to do!
However, raising a son, occasionally there are a few small moments, will also let our overloaded heart every day, be warmed.
This way is even a little bizarre, even a little outrageous, but it is also a unique expression of their love!
After all, who can figure out what the boy's little brain is thinking!
2022 has come, the child may become obedient, may also continue to "bear" down, when you can't stay up, don't forget to say to yourself:
"The child is biological, the biological, it will be fine in the future!"