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My New Year's resolution for 2020 is: people thinner, wallet drums! God please! Don't make a mistake, I was corrected last year.
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A man who is desperately trying to earn money without paying attention to health is equivalent to working for another man! A woman who desperately tries to save money but does not pay attention to cultivation is making room for another woman.
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Good-looking people will be inexplicably attached a lot of attributes, smart, kind, cute... Ugly people have one word: steadfastness!
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When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother, and when I grew up a little, I was called a rabbit cub, but now I am reduced to a single dog, and my life is simply a history of animals and animals!
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When in love, couples often lament what virtues they have accumulated in their previous lives; after marriage, couples often suspect what sins they have created in their previous lives.
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The four great sorrows of life: a long drought and a ganlin, only a drop; he meets the old knowledge in his hometown and meets the creditor; the night of the cave flower candle, next door; when the gold list is inscribed, it is a dream.
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When a man really falls in love with you, you will find, hey, one more father, and when a man fakely falls in love with you, you will find that one more son is still a contrarian son.
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The world's three bottomless pits: wallets, stomachs, buses. Specifically, it is manifested as: how my wallet is empty again, my stomach is so hungry, everyone is squeezing the back, and the back is still empty.
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In the past, it was thought that poor is not more than three generations, which means that after three generations of poverty, it will not be poor again, and when you grow up, you will know that the poor to the third generation is already poor and even the daughter-in-law cannot marry, and there is no fourth generation.
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Seeing others in their twenties with over 100 million, billions, billions, I'm five million, or pixels.
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We cannot stretch the length of life, but we can expand the breadth of life. I think that makes so much sense! The implication is: although we can't grow taller anymore, we can continue to gain weight.
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What if you don't want to wash your clothes. If the daughter-in-law is virtuous, she will wash your clothes; if the daughter-in-law is tough, you will learn to wash clothes.
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Guo Degang said: Women like men who look bad, not men who look bad.
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Feng Gong said: The girls all want to find a white horse in their dreams, open their eyes and find that the world is full of gray donkeys, and after grief, they can only choose a strong one from the donkey group, so the donkey is named: affordable man.
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In 2020, when you feel like you have nothing and have nothing to love. Look in the mirror, dear you still have meat!