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1. One night drunk taxi home, the fare is eighteen yuan, give the driver fifty, the driver sees me drunk, look for me two dollars. I was drunk looking at the driver, and the driver asked me how much you gave me, and I said a hundred. The driver immediately said: Obviously it is fifty.

I looked at him again, and he looked for thirty. I was still drunk and misty looking at him, an hour later the driver cried, I thought that anyway I have time, just in time for the car to wake up drunk, the province to go home let the wife scold...

2. I was driving my car to the taxi this evening.

A girl took a taxi, got into the car and said, "Master, I just watched the news and said that there are girls who have an accident at night, you are not a bad person, right?" ”

I glanced at her and said, "Usually only good-looking girls have this kind of danger, don't be afraid." ”

Just finished saying that the girl was angry and let me stop, got out of the car and complained about me...

3. Eat with friends on this day.

The friend sighed with a depressed face and said, "I figured it out, men have nothing else, honesty is the most important." In my lifetime, I hope to find an honest person to marry. ”

I was very surprised to hear it and said, "You can think like this, so which honest person do you like?" ”

Then she took out her phone and pointed it at a male star and said excitedly: "He looks very honest!" ”