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The husband came home from work, saw the daughter-in-law who was dressed up, looked at it, smiled and said: "Wife, today I went to work in the new unit, and found that the women in our unit could not compare with you, or you are young and beautiful!" ”
Daughter-in-law: "Really?" After all these years, you finally appreciate me as much as you did before you got married... By the way, husband, what unit have you been transferred to? ”
The husband said, "The nursing home..."
October 18, send you a few jokes, specialize in unhappiness, laugh and laugh at the dead people do not pay for their lives
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One night after eating outside, I came home and walked to a remote place, the light was very dim, the afterglow of my eyes suddenly swept to a white shadow, and when I turned around suddenly there was nothing, but I could always see a white shadow following me. Rushing home, he found that the white shadow was still there, so he was very scared. When I washed my face, I found out... There is a grain of rice in the corner of the eye.
The little monk asked the master: Master, can I smoke while chanting? The master replied angrily: No.
The little monk asked again: What about the chanting when I smoke? The master was very happy to hear it.
If you say that a female college student goes to the night and will always meet at night, it doesn't sound very good, but if you say that a night always miss will insist on going to the university during the day, it will be full of positive energy.
So when speaking, the order is particularly important.
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Wife: "Husband, I want to eat apples, wash one for me?" ”
Husband: "I'm not going!" ”
Wife: "Do you dare to listen to the old woman?" ”
Husband: "I'm not voice-activated!" ”
The wife slapped and the husband obediently went.
The wife laughed: "Small sample, it turned out to be touch screen!" ”
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A student went home to his father and said: The teacher praised my composition smoothly.
Father asked: Why?
Sub-answer: The previous teacher said that my composition "bullshit does not make sense", this time the teacher said that my composition "put shit"!
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Teacher: "There was a news this morning that a child was hit by a car and flew 80 meters unharmed, because the bottom was padded with a bag full of books, so knowledge changed his fate." ”
Xiaoming: "If it wasn't for carrying such a heavy school bag, he would have crossed the road earlier." ”
Teacher: "Get out!"
Chatting with his husband, speaking of the rise, the saliva splashed his face, and he instinctively wiped it with his hand. I was angry: "What? Do you hate me? ”
He smiled like a gentleman: "No, wipe well!" ”
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Today ask a buddy what is good mixing?
He said: The more the car is changed, the better, the bigger the house, the smaller the daughter-in-law.
I dizzy...
Hahaha! Laugh to death!
Send a lot of fun to the friends,
I wish you all the more you laugh, the younger you get!