1. Originally wanted to buy a down jacket, but to more than 3,000, and then carefully measured it, cold medicine is also dozens of dollars, or buy cold medicine is cost-effective.
2. A man's words are like an old lady's teeth, not much of it is true.
3. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother, and when I grew up a little, I was called a rabbit cub, but now I have become a single dog, and my life is simply a history of animals and animals!
4. I have found that some foodies want to find someone to fall in love with purely because some places are not suitable for one person to eat.
5. After running out of money, first ask me to borrow, I don't want to be the last person to disappoint you!
6. When I was a child, I was particularly naughty, once the teacher asked the parents, I did not dare to tell my parents, so I went to my uncle to help. The teacher and my uncle talked for more than two hours, and then the teacher was obviously nice to me at school, and then she was my aunt.
7. Those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are all loaded, you let her take a courier to see, tear it apart in minutes, and the scissors are not used.
8. The most terrifying thing about buying something is: you trembled and said a price, and the boss was difficult to agree to it instantly!
9. The mouse is particularly depressed without a girlfriend, and finally a bat agrees to marry him, and the mouse is very happy. Others laughed at his lack of vision, Mouse: You know what, she is a flight attendant.
10. Taking the courier feels like reuniting with long-lost relatives, but often after taking it apart, it is found that the child looks like the old king next door.
11. Life is a tough race, but with money you can be a spectator.
12. People should always be full of expectations and hope for something, so that life can be meaningful. For example, I look forward to the end of class when I am in class, look forward to school after class, look forward to the holiday when school is over, and look forward to the closure of the school during the holiday.
13. Growing up so big for the first time to be asked to sign, is thinking about how to write better, the courier big brother has been urging me to hurry, there are still many things to send, speechless.
14. Get up in the morning to toss a coin, go to the Internet on the front, go to sleep on the opposite side, stand up and go to class, and then think about it or forget it, too risky.
15. After eating today, I suddenly had a stomachache, and my classmates called me to go shopping together, and I said, "No, I think I'm a little sick." Classmate: "Really?" I already thought you were disgusting!"
16. The fool was about to die, and said to his son: "Move the mountain, move the mountain..." The son said: "Bright crystals, the sky is full of small stars!" Daddy, you're out of tune. ”
17. There is no rehearsal in life, every day is live broadcast, not only low ratings, but also low wages.
18. During the New Year, I heard the big sister upstairs shouting hysterically: No ordering takeaway! Your stomach capacity for two days belongs to Mom! Isn't it right to raise a child for a thousand days and eat leftovers for a few days?
19. The years have smoothed out your edges and corners, in fact, you have been discredited by life.
20. Be brave enough to pursue when you meet someone you like, so you can know that there is far more than one person who rejects you.
21. Today my girlfriend asked me, "Which kind of girl with a good mind and a good body do you like?" I said, "I don't like it, I only like you!" "The girlfriend was so happy to hear it. After kissing me, he ran to cook for me.
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