Is it the uncle who borrowed the money? A fool to ask for money? Standing to borrow money, kneeling to ask for debts. CCTV Spring Festival Gala sketch "Not Yet" truly restores the five ways of Lao Lai's playing Lai. #Spring Festival Gala in the Year of the Tiger#
In the sketch, Lao Shen was in difficulty at the beginning, and his classmates Alan and Chang Yuan did not say a word and took out 100,000 and 50,000 to help him get through the difficulties. But when Old Shen had money, not only did he not pay it back, but he also changed the law to set money from them, and behind his back, he also satirized the two people for being "stupid" and "lack of heart and far away", and played the rogue's dead skin Lai face as a wonderful portrait.
Lao Lai usually has the following ways of playing Lai:
Hide it so that the creditor can't find anyone.
At the beginning of the sketch, Lao Shen said on the phone that the other party did not answer the phone with the original number, it was hiding, someone came to the house, told the concierge that there was no one at home. After the concierge did not stop him, he immediately used the second move.
Pretend to be sick and pretend to be pitiful, and fight for sympathy
When the classmate entered the door, the old Shen who was still good was hanging the hanging bottle, listlessly came out, saw the classmate immediately said, "Lun Er Yuan'er, know that I am sick, specially come to see me"
Alan looked at him and immediately went over to support him, "What's going on here?" ”
This trick of pity has played an initial role, won the sympathy of Alan, and then Lao Shen unconsciously led to the money, "What illness does not have to spend money to see, where do I have money?" I went to the hospital and picked up a few leftovers that I didn't finish, I came back to fight myself, I played better, I couldn't beat well, I was like this" This remark directly made Alan take out 1,000 yuan and let him go to the doctor.
Fortunately, Chang Yuan was still awake and did not forget the purpose of asking for money. But seeing such an old Shen, they were embarrassed to open their mouths directly, so they began to say in a roundabout way, Ellen said that he wanted to get married, the other party wanted a dowry of 100,000 yuan, and Chang Yuan said that his son wanted to go to kindergarten and needed school choice fees. At this time, Lao Shen began his third move
Pretend to be crazy and sell stupid
As soon as he heard Ellen say the bride price, Old Shen turned his head and asked Ma Li, "Did I give you a bride price?" Ma Li said, "Hit an IOU" Old Shen immediately said to Allen, "Don't you see that this is also a marriage?" It's not bad, but it's also good" Successfully shifted the topic, so that Alan could no longer open his mouth.
When Chang Yuan said to let his children go to kindergarten or work? Old Shen followed the topic and secretly exchanged "cubs" for "cubs", and directly used "contract foremen" to make Chang Yuan shut up.
Alan and Chang Yuan looked at the corners and did not work, directly said "pay me back", did not expect that old Shen saw the move and began his fourth move
Flicker, paint the cake to fill the hunger
"I invested both of your money in my big project," Lao Shen said. When Chang Yuan laughed at him for being a dog dealer, Lao Shen began to flicker, "Am I an ordinary dog dealer?" Yuan'er, do you know what is the metaverse? Now all the big guys in the world are staring at this piece of fat meat, I have studied, and there is no one in the metaverse field at present. I'm going to seize this opportunity, and in the near future I'll be the biggest dog dealer in this metaverse — the Dog King."
Speaking of which, Alan and Long-term already had a little shake and turned around and wanted to pay thirty thousand yuan of dog food.
If it weren't for the arrival of old Shen's cousin later, Alan and Chang Yuan would have really been fooled by him, and this time they would not have returned the money.
He was exposed as a fraud by his cousin, and when Ellen told him to appeal, he was also prepared, that is, the fifth move.
Fake divorce, clean discharge
"I'm divorced from Li, I'm out of the house, my money is in her card, the house is in her name."
This can be said to be a trick of the old Lai zui rogue, anyway, I have nothing in my hand, and you can't take me.
Old Shen Mingming had money in his hands, but he found various excuses to refuse to repay the money. The body is full of copper smell, too much attention to the smell of money is gone.
As the old saying goes, debt repayment is a matter of course.
Even if you don't have any money in your hands, you have to find a way to pay off your debts.
Grandma Chen Jinying, the "Top Ten Integrity Figures in China", owed a huge debt of 20.77 million yuan due to business failures at the age of 80. She was advised to file for bankruptcy and avoid taking on debts.
But she refused, "What is this?" If you owe money, you must pay it back. ”
She rented a small façade to clean up the down jacket inventory, eat and live in the store, she said, tired of course, but the money owed to others, must find a way to pay off early.
"I will try my best to pay off the debt that should be repaid, otherwise I will be upset." Chen Jinying said the same thing.
In this way, I have not had a good year for 10 years, until the Spring Festival in 2021, at the age of 90, I finally paid off all my debts and gave myself three days off for the first time in ten years.
As the saying goes, it is not difficult to borrow and then borrow, and repaying money should be a person's self-conscious and spontaneous action from the heart, not because the bank has a credit report, afraid of problems, hurry to repay the money, friends do not owe, they owe not to pay back, that will only end up with the end of rebellion.
As Allen said, "The people who can borrow your money are people who trust you, and when we ask for money, we are embarrassed to open our mouths, not because we are thin-skinned, but because we have deep feelings."
Don't take the kindness of others as a fool, when you overdraw this kindness indefinitely, you will become a lonely person.
Integrity is the bottom line of being a person, and repaying money is a responsibility.
If there is no integrity in life, it is difficult to move forward. "People have no faith and no standing", without integrity, they will lose the respect of others, and without the reputation of people's praise, the road ahead will only become narrower and narrower, until there is no way to go
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