1. Colleagues gather, do interactive games in the middle, and female colleagues point to their waists. M: Extra meat? The woman shook her head. M: Swimming rings? The woman shook her head. M: Three rings? The woman still shook her head.

1. Colleagues gather, do interactive games in the middle, and female colleagues point to their waists. M: Extra meat? The woman shook her head. M: Swimming rings? The woman shook her head. M: Three rings? The woman still shook her head. Another colleague couldn't bear to look at the prompt: one word. The man suddenly realized: Coarse. The woman came up with a slap: Do you say that a waist can die?

2. The hotel checked out, the waiter came to check the room, found that there were three holes in the curtains, so he asked for a hole to pay 50 yuan. The dude asked, "Are you sure a hole is $50?" The waiter nodded. Only to see these two goods pick up cigarette butts to burn the three small holes in the curtains into a big hole, and then gave the waiter 50 pieces, saying: "If you can save 100, save 100." ”

3. Yesterday, I was video chatting with netizens, and my cousin came to my house crying. Asking her what was wrong, my cousin whimpered and said, "He gave me a white rose during the separation, and quietly told me that as long as the flower withered, he would come back." Me: "Oh, your boyfriend is so romantic!" Cousin: "But I found out that rose is plastic!" ”

4. The rich second generation has a liquor store every night, in a bar to drink after the rush, the body is really overwhelmed, so the rich second generation applied to the boss for a leave, the result of the rich second generation found that the colleague Xiao Zhang is talking to the boss, Xiao Zhang said: "Boss, you are completely assured of this, tomorrow I will repair." Fu Er Dai heard that Xiao Zhang planned to take a break from work tomorrow, so he rushed over to the boss and said, "Boss, I will also take a break tomorrow!" The boss smiled and said, "Yes, it's great that our company has a group of people like you!" Since you have introduced yourself, then tomorrow you will go with Xiao Zhang to repair the water heater. ”

5. Ever since I lost 50 million yuan in demolition, I have been staying at home and doing nothing. Then I got bored, so I got a job out there. On this day, I was at work, and I was addicted to smoking, so I squatted in the corner of the toilet and secretly smoked. Just after taking a sip, a strange female supervisor came over. Seeing that some employees smoked, the female supervisor walked over and denounced: "The company can't smoke, do you smoke the boss knows?" I was not afraid at all, and immediately retorted: "You talk to strange men at will, does your husband agree?" ”

6. After work at the construction site, I went to the ramen restaurant to eat noodles, divided into large bowls and small bowls, and the boss pushed!! Recommend me for a small bowl. Based on a clear understanding of the amount of my meal, I insisted on a large bowl, and the boss was particularly surprised to see that I had finished eating. The second time I went to eat, the boss was happy to see me: come to a big bowl? The loud voice provoked the people in the store to look at me, and I resisted the pressure and whispered: A big bowl, a small bowl, last time... Didn't eat enough.

7. Drive my Porsche home after work to buy something in RT-Mart icon. At the door of RT-Mart, a strange girl came up to me and greeted me. The girl said, "You don't know me anymore?" I looked confused: "Who are you?" Beauty: "I'm your high school classmate!" Me: "If you want to talk to me directly, you don't have to go around the bend." Beauty: "No, you are really my high school classmate!" Me: "Less scaremongering, I graduated from junior high school." ”

8. Since marrying her wife, her body has become fatter and fatter. I forced her to lose weight, and my wife agreed after looking at the 3 swimming rings on her stomach. When I got home from work in the evening, I asked my wife if I had eaten. The wife said: No, waiting for you to cook. I squinted my eyes and sucked on my nose and said: This perfume you changed is good, where to buy it, the smell of kebabs...

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