I love you, but I dare not say, April Fool's Day blessing confession quotes

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Don't think I forgot about you, at a critical time, like today, the first thing I think of is you.

2

The sand monk said I have 16 changes! The Eight Precepts say I have 32 changes! Goku says I have 72 changes! Tang Monk was furious: There was no change of phone on the West Heaven Road, and everyone was reading a text message with their mobile phones! Happy April Fool's Day!

3

I'm happy because you're happy, I'm happy because you're happy, I'm sad because you're thin, I'm thin because you're sick, I'm smiling because you're strong, I'm rich because I sold you, good pig, good pig.

4

Honey, I'm thinking about you again, and my love for you is growing tremendously every day, because someone told me: pork has gone up, you can sell for a good price! Happy April Fool's Day!

5

The three Tang monks and apprentices came to the Flame Mountain, and Tang Monk instructed Wukong to borrow a banana fan to let Sha Monk find water, and suddenly he angrily shouted to the Eight Precepts of the Pig: Dead fat pig, you still have time to look at your mobile phone!

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Today's April Fool's Day, confessions are accepted, praise me handsome and serious, scold me all black, thank you. Happy April Fool's Day!

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The little donkey said to the donkey mother: Mother April Fool's Day has not arrived, someone sent me a malicious text message, I can't reply? The donkey mother said: Don't be fooled, the pig will return, it is a donkey, we will not return. Happy April Fool's Day!

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Someone saw you yesterday, you are still so charming, wearing a plaid vest, walking slowly, a detached look, it is really cute, I really don't know how you raced rabbits.

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I love you, but I dare not say, I am afraid that if I say it, I will die soon, I am not afraid of death, I am afraid that I will die, and no one will love you as much as I do!

10

I am sorry! I accidentally sent "like you" to your phone, please keep it if you accept it, and if you don't, please send it back to me. Happy April Fool's Day!