1, summer vacation, but I don't want to take a vacation. I miss school, I want to eat buns without filling, fritters without oil, eggs that can't find egg yolks, I want to wear overalls like school uniforms, I want to run

1, summer vacation, but I don't want to take a vacation. I miss school, I want to eat buns without filling, fritters without oil, eggs that can't find egg yolks, I want to wear work clothes like school uniforms, I want to run early in the morning, I want to participate in the frightened bedchamber, I want to read tangled people, I want to take the test without answers, I also want to ... It doesn't matter, after the holidays, I can go back to school

2, just opened the door of the all-season hotel, smelled a strong smell of smoke. I called the front desk and told her that the smell of smoke in the room was too heavy and asked someone to come and deal with it. The front desk answered: Please wait a moment and send someone to do smoke-free treatment for your room immediately. I thought to myself, in just a few months, I have become so advanced. Only later, a waiter walked in and helped me open all the doors and windows...

3. Just after the salary, I took my wife and a few colleagues who had not seen each other for a long time to Haidilao for dinner. After we finished eating and talking, I made an "OK" gesture to my wife, and my wife immediately went to pay the bill when she saw it. A few friends saw the situation and said with envy: Brother, now the sister-in-law is getting better and better for you, and you don't need to worry about anything. I'm not going to tell you that my pay card was confiscated by my wife.

4, buddies sent 520 yuan red envelopes to the daughter-in-law early this morning, the result was confiscated for half a day, the brothers were thinking about whether the ladies were too little, so they turned 5200000 again, I didn't think that his daughter-in-law immediately received it, and also came to the sentence: Thanks to your little boy's acquaintance, I know that there is less hair, what you love me, I love you, all are vain.

5, the company boss likes to check from time to time, meet the time to go out when going out to fine, as a background, today during the work of the landlord hungry can not stand to go out to eat a breakfast, back when the stomach pain to go to the public toilet across the road to a toilet. When I walked to the door of the company after the incident, the boss just came to spot check, saw me with a serious face and asked, what to do, the landlord panicked, the brain twitched, pointed to the toilet and blurted out, I went to eat some... I still can't forget the boss's frightened eyes!

6, girlfriend got the driver's license for two years has not been driving, this day she wants to drive to practice, I just bought the 0t Maiteng borrowed. After a short drive on the road, he knocked down a boy. The girlfriend immediately got out of the car and apologized: I'm sorry, it's all my fault. Boy: It's not your fault, it's my fault, in fact, I saw you 250 meters away, and it was too late to climb the tree.

7. After marrying my wife, I went to work in my father-in-law's company. However, my father-in-law deliberately assigned me a general position, with a monthly salary of only 4500. Yesterday my father-in-law just mentioned a BMW X5, and when I got home, I looked very envious. My father-in-law seemed to perceive my envious eyes, so he said to me: "Xiao Zhang, you are still young, as long as you are willing to work hard and work hard, by this time next year..." I excitedly interrupted Bao Gonggong's words and asked: "Can I drive such a good car this time next year?" My father-in-law smiled: "No, I can change to another Porsche at this time next year!"

8, Huo Yuhao lost his freshness to Wang Dong'er, and then abandoned her and began to pursue Ma Xiaotao. That day, Huo Yuhao said to Ma Xiaotao: If you look ugly, I am really willing to talk to you about life and ideals. Ma Xiaotao asked curiously: What about now? Huo Yuhao smiled and said: I just want to talk to you about sleeping!

9, the home bathroom is squatting, get up in the morning to find a small rat sacrificed in the urinal, the family guessed the cause of its death, the daughter-in-law said that the mouse wants to try whether it can swim, my family Xiao Qianjin 6 years old immediately said no: "Mother you said wrong, it is want to boo did not stand" ...

10, today went to the door to chat, talked about the child, only to see this woman to the son who is writing said, my son, is really stupid, the same topic, another way to ask will not be. I was still sloppy all day, and I didn't know what was going on in my heart. Angry at me. "Is it all my fault? Blame you and dad, I haven't heard people say it, this is called genetics is not good! Blame me! The child said unhurriedly. Only to see the face of the mother...

11. Tonight, my husband cooked rice at home early after work, and the stewed ribs were cooked in one go. I glanced at it and told him that the rice cooker didn't turn on the switch, that the promise was pressed, and that the rice was cooked immediately. I walked away silently, waiting for the meal to start. Instantly, the fragrant ribs were on the table, and I deliberately let him serve the meal, and then... I drank two bowls of rib soup and nibbled on most of the ribs before the rice cooker began to cook. Finally, I gave him a lesson in a serious way, and it ended perfectly!

12, today in the boyfriend's downstairs waiting for him half a day does not come out I see a row of garbage cans nearby on the lid of a number of falling flowers picked up a few flowers in the hand to give him a surprise after he came out I immediately put my hand on his nose to ask him if the incense is fragrant He smelled it carefully and said "Hmm really fragrant thank you wife ~" "The trash can picked up" "Sleeping trough"

13, this morning to work, the community door a few uncles in the bird walking, heard the following dialogue: A uncle: "Old Liu, don't work today?" Uncle B: "Don't work, yesterday I blackmailed a BMW driver, and I don't have to look for work anymore years ago." "I sweat!!!

14, today is moving bricks, suddenly the ex-girlfriend broke the sky to call me to say introduce me to a sister, labor and management immediately threw away the bricks on the appointment, to the place after seeing the ex-girlfriend with the sister really stepped on the horse beautiful, ordered food to introduce me to say that her name is Mara ......... Labor didn't even take a sip of water and left!

15. My mother-in-law called me at noon today and asked me to go to her house to eat dumplings. Thinking that my mother-in-law is usually not friendly to me, it is rare to let me come. I endured the dumplings that were difficult to swallow, and I patted my father-in-law in front of me: the sauerkraut dumplings of the mother-in-law were so sour and sour, so sour! At this moment, the mother-in-law brought out a bowl of sour plum juice to her daughter-in-law and said: Daughter! I have heard the older generation say, sour children and hot women, want to give birth to a son in the future, although you give your family that poor sour to eat sour, with acid, acid to kill him!