1. In the middle of the night, a couple is at home, and when they hear someone knocking on the door, the man asks, "Who?" The outsider replied, "Neighbor, you forgot to pull out the key to your house, and it hangs on the door." "The man just wanted to open the door

1. In the middle of the night, a couple is at home, and they hear a knock on the door, and the man asks, "Who?" The outsider replied, "Neighbor, you forgot to pull out the key to your house, and it hangs on the door." The man just wanted to open the door, and the wife said, "Isn't your key on the table?" The man said to the outside, "I'm at home with the key." "There was no movement outside, and through the door mirror I saw three men sneaking away." If the door is opened, the consequences are unimaginable!

2. I was watching TV when suddenly my wife came home with a big bag of things. It turned out that there was a class of clothes that were bought for me. I was flattered: How did you buy me so many clothes? My wife looked at me and said, "It's not because of the words." I was immediately moved to tears, there is a wife so husband why ask for it! But I'm still willing to listen to those three words from you. Then just listen to the wife: big sale! I......

3． I have a friend A, a depressed writer who often submits articles, but is almost, never adopted. One day, A suddenly came to my house and said to me: "Tell you the good news, after a period of hard study, one of my study works was finally adopted by an evening newspaper?" I was taken aback: "Oh! congratulations! Can you tell me what the article is? A: "A statement of loss." ”

4． When you graduate from college, you need to submit a thesis. I thought it was too much trouble and bought a paper on a small website. Later, our mentor found out and called me to the office. He said, "Little Fat, this paper was not written by yourself!" "As soon as I heard it, I knew it had been revealed, and I quickly admitted my mistake. Mentor: "It's okay, I decided to give you 'excellent'!" I wondered, "Why?" Supervisor: "I wrote this paper when I was in college, when my teacher only gave me a 'pass', but I always thought that my paper should be 'excellent'!" ”

5． The brother-in-law is thin and has a flat head, as if he is underdeveloped. A girl who likes the company and has a crush for 8 years! Not long ago, the brother-in-law finally plucked up the courage to ask the girl out and was ready to confess to her. The brother-in-law first tentatively asked her, "What kind of boy do you like?" The girl blushed, bowed her head, and said, "Throw in the towel!" The brother-in-law listened to the deflated ball and murmured, "Flat-headed, don't you have any chance?" ”?

 6． A man is very vain, although poor, but often pretends to be arrogant. Today he invited his friend to his house, and he shouted, "Pour the tea!" The wife had no choice but to bring the tea herself. The man felt a big face and asked, "Where is your man?" The wife replied, "I went on a business trip." Man: "Why haven't you come back?" Wife: "Although the man has not returned, the soul has returned." Man: "So where is the soul?" Wife: "Sit there and blow around and pretend to be arrogant!" ”?

7． I accompanied the boss to meet the customer, passing a payment station. No scan code transfers are accepted, only cash is accepted. Talk to her nicely, theory for half a day, useless. I was suddenly angry and threw up my throat: "Now that people are out, which one of them is stupid to bring his own wallet!" "I looked in the rearview mirror of the car and saw the boss's hand, which had taken half of his wallet out of his suit pocket, and he shook it visibly and slowly tucked it back in.

8． One day, my daughter-in-law quarreled over a small matter, and the two people quarreled more and more fiercely, and when I was about to exhaust my words, there was a fight in the corridor! The two of us went out curiously to see that it turned out that the neighbors were fighting fiercely! Let's hurry up and pull the rack to persuade us! Let's take peace as precious, there is no obstacle that cannot be crossed, we must understand each other, and we must live a good life for our children! Busy for half a day, after returning home, we were reconciled. #Funny# #Funny Funny Anecdote# #Funny Moment# #Funny Paragraph#