1. There is a couple newly married soon. The husband was sent by the company to a foreign country to reside permanently. A year later, the husband returned home on leave. After a cloud and rain that night, the couple snored and fell asleep. Suddenly in the middle of the night, it sounded

1. There is a couple newly married soon. The husband was sent by the company to a foreign country to reside permanently. A year later, the husband returned home on leave. After a cloud and rain that night, the couple snored and fell asleep. There was a sudden knock at the door in the middle of the night. The husband jumped up from his sleep and exclaimed, "Not good! Your husband is back! The wife muttered, "No way, he's abroad." ＂

2. The college entrance examination results came out, I scored 731 points, I did not expect to be the first place in our school. The same table called me and asked: I scored 685 points, how much do you have? I said sadly: I just took the test a little more than 700. Table Mate: That's also very good, your dad promised you that the Rolls-Royce arrived, right? Me: No, it's just a Maybach. Table Mate: Alas, I can only drive my Rolls-Royce, and I'm just 15 out of 5 to buy a Maybach!

3. In the confusion, I felt someone pressing on me, caressing my face, I struggled so hard, opened my eyes, was scared silly on the spot, saw a black figure on the window, the face was covered by a long hair dangling around............ Open your eyes suddenly, no one! Move your feet, there's nothing around! Only then did I close my eyes in peace and feel like someone was touching my feet again? Frightened, I quickly sat up and turned on the flashlight of my phone, forehead! My son was kicked to the ground by me!

4. I accidentally knocked the flowerpot down when I opened the window that day, and happened to smash it on a luxury car. I immediately squatted down, so I pretended to be calm, as if nothing had happened. The man driving the luxury car downstairs shouted loudly: "Dare to do it, don't you?" If you have a little conscience, stretch out your head and see what my car has been smashed into. I threw my head out with a shudder and said, "What a shout! I'll pay you. "Then I lose this, it's a lifetime!"

5. Ever since I lost 50 million yuan in demolition, I have been staying at home and doing nothing. Then I got bored, so I got a job out there. On this day, I was at work, and I was addicted to smoking, so I squatted in the corner of the toilet and secretly smoked. Just after taking a sip, a strange female supervisor came over. Seeing that some employees smoked, the female supervisor walked over and denounced: "The company can't smoke, do you smoke the boss knows?" I was not afraid at all, and immediately retorted: "You talk to strange men at will, does your husband agree?" ”

6. After work at the construction site, I went to the ramen restaurant to eat noodles, divided into large bowls and small bowls, and the boss pushed!! Recommend me for a small bowl. Based on a clear understanding of the amount of my meal, I insisted on a large bowl, and the boss was particularly surprised to see that I had finished eating. The second time I went to eat, the boss was happy to see me: come to a big bowl? The loud voice provoked the people in the store to look at me, and I resisted the pressure and whispered: A big bowl, a small bowl, last time... Didn't eat enough.

7． On the bus, two women got into a fight over grabbing seats. They fought together, pulling clothes, pulling hair, and makeup! There happened to be a female anchor of the network in the car, she just opened the mobile phone to prepare for live broadcasting, the two women immediately stopped fighting, God synchronously pointed at the female anchor and said: "If you dare to shoot me, I will smash your mobile phone!" "After saying that, the two continued to pull their clothes and pull their hair... See such a tacit opponent for the first time!

8． The female manager lay in the arms of the chairman, pointed to the wren in the birdcage on the balcony and said, "When you will leave, dispose of it, and when my husband comes back, he will fly away." The chairman asked, "Why?" Female manager: "This wren brother can't speak, and when the chairman returns, he must tell us about it!" So the chairman took Brother Wren home. Soon the chairman went on a business trip, came back half a month later, and as soon as he entered the door, his wife said to the chairman: "Old Li, it's not good, your wren brother flew away!" Chairman: "Ah! "#Funny#Funny Funny Fun#Funny Funny#Funny Moment##搞笑段子 #