The short novel "Fun Talking about toilet couplets" by Mizuki Yuntian

During the noon break, the three nurses were in the office and Dashan, Xiao Zhang had just returned from a trip to the field, and said to Corey's beautiful nurse Wang Feifei:

"Now the health of the public toilets in tourist attractions is very good, the name of the toilet is also unforgettable, I saw a tourist attraction male toilet called: Guan Waterfall Pavilion; female toilet called: Listening to Yuxuan." Strange! ”

Wang Feifei thought that Xiao Zhang was rare and strange, and he said disapprovingly: "What's that, some toilets are still called: Spring water clanging." At this time, Zhao Yanyan, a nurse sitting on the side, heard the interest and leaned forward to say:

"There is an old Beijing fried sauce noodle restaurant, and the toilet lintel is written: An Zhen Men. There is also a wine toilet called 'Easy Court'. unusual! "Alas, no matter how you call it, it has a meaning, and it can also be called "embassy" or "liberated area." Wang Fei glanced at Xiao Zhang and said with great interest: "There are also called 'paths and shadows'" "Haha! Also 'Zen room flowers and trees deep, mountain light pleasant bird sex'! Xiao Zhang laughed sarcastically, and then said with a glance: "I want to say, the appropriate toilet name should be called: police station." ”

"The most appropriate men's and women's toilets should be divided: men's volleyball, women's volleyball." When Zhao Yanyan heard Wang Feifei say this, she suddenly came to her senses, thought about it, and pretended to be profound: "Do you two know the interesting toilet couplet?"

"I've seen it! Saying it makes you laugh your teeth off! Xiao Zhang said.

is, farts are let go! Wang Feifei's eyes stared at Xiao Zhang. "What a showmanship! Isn't it just a place of reincarnation of grains? "Listen, horizontal batch: men and women are cool." Xiao Zhang suddenly raised his voice. "Uplink: The hero of the world arrives here and bows his head and takes off his pants; Downlink: The virtuous woman of the world comes in and bows her head and undresses."

"I heard of one, hehe!" Zhao Yanyan's face was Yang, and he continued with frustration: "Listen well, horizontal batch: the avenue is natural." Shanglian: The hero of the world, Haojie, is calm and free, allowing the rain to blow and the wind; the lower link: the virtuous woman in the world, and so on, a blood stained with wind. ”

At this time, Wang Feifei stood up, looked at Xiao Zhang and then at Zhao Yanyan, walked to the middle of the room, leaned back against the ceiling, and said like a poem:

"Horizontal batch: diet men and women." Shanglian: True heroes, quiet time, ready to go, when moving, turning the river upside down, unintentionally paying attention to income and expenditure? A quiet and a movement to show the true colors of the hero; the next link: the spirited woman, when she comes, the brow is lightly locked, when she goes, full of spring wind, how did he calculate the peach red of the ground? One after the other, the years of the show. Just when Xiao Zhang and Zhao Yanyan were laughing back and forth, excited, Wang Feifei waved his hand, stopped the laughter of the two, and said solemnly: "Listen to me and do another one, horizontal batch: easy room." Uplink: the size can be easily entered, please pay attention to hygiene; downlink: men and women are different from here to find convenience, you must see the direction. ”

Wang Feifei finally sat down on the chair, squeezed his eyebrows and encouraged Zhao Yanyan to come to one, Zhao Yanyan was not willing to show weakness, smiled and said:

"Horizontal batch: sneaking around. Shanglian: No matter how busy you are, you need to come here, occasionally listen to the rain hitting the plantains, frogs into the water to clang;

Downlink: to reduce the burden, but also to come here, never worry about it, there are articles in the white paper. ”

"Horizontal batch: Not happy. Shanglian: The front head of the dragon Shi Ganlu;

Downlink: The phoenix lays the golden egg in the back. ”

This time, after Wang Feifei finished speaking, he couldn't help but smile and finger Xiao Zhang and said, "It's your turn!" ”

Xiao Zhang looked at Zhao Yanyan, and Zhao Yanyan shook her head, meaning that it was over, there was no more, it was time for you. Xiao Zhang's eyes turned, and he clapped his hands and said: "Horizontal batch: refreshing heart, shanglian: stepping on both sides of the Yellow River, holding confidential documents;

Downlink: Machine gun strafing in the front, artillery fire in the back. ”

Three people "hahaha" laughed, three women a play, a good school of food men and women, it is really funny. Suddenly, Wang Feifei jumped up and said, "If you don't wash your rice bowl after eating, you will go to the toilet." No, I'm going..."

"Where to go?" Zhao Yanyan asked.

"Horizontal Batch: Happy." Wang Feifei walked to the door, turned around and continued, "Shanglian: The dragon Shi Ganlu in front; The lower link: The phoenix in the back lays the golden egg."

"Wait for me for a while, isn't it... Zhao Yanyan followed close behind, quickly walking while saying: "Horizontal batch: pleasure in the body and mind." Uplink: 100 steps tight before coming; downlink: loose after coming out. Xiao Zhang looked at the shadows of the two people and said to himself: The toilet where a pees is actually: the place to uninstall the software! ”