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Zhang Jizhong's version of "Journey to the West" Funny Line Award - Episodes 1 and 2

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Episode 1

[Background: The old monkey discusses the issue of life and death with the Monkey King]

The old monkey sighed:

Life is impermanent, whether young or old, there are accidents, and they will die.

Monkey King Qiong Yao's temperament exploded, and he said with tearful eyes:

I don't want, I don't want him to die, I don't want you to die, don't die.
Zhang Jizhong's version of "Journey to the West" Funny Line Award - Episodes 1 and 2

Episode 2

1. [Background: Sun Wukong came to the East Sea Dragon Palace to ask for weapons]

Sun Wukong asks to see him, and the shrimp soldier reports to the Dragon King.

The East Sea Dragon King was dismissive:

What a saint, a monkey head also dared to call him a saint, his face was too thick, and he was driven out.

Is my East Sea Dragon King something he can meet if he wants to?

Not seen, not seen.

Sun Wukong is angry at the shrimp soldiers who drove him away:

Today you me off, I don't turn you upside down here, the world is turned upside down, you don't know what your grandfather's last name is!

Shrimp Soldier Seconds Answer:

You're not sun.

Sun Wukong is angry:

I hit you and me.
Zhang Jizhong's version of "Journey to the West" Funny Line Award - Episodes 1 and 2

2. [Background: Sun Wukong meets the Dragon King]

Sun Wukong reached out and dragged the dragon horn:

Dragon King, what is that fork on your head for? Borrow the old grandson to wear it.

The Dragon King quickly pushed Sun Wukong away:

This is the old dragon born to grow, where to pick it up.

Sun Wukong teased:

You don't grow anything bad, you grow such a strange thing, deer don't look like deer, donkeys don't look like donkeys.
Zhang Jizhong's version of "Journey to the West" Funny Line Award - Episodes 1 and 2

3. [Background: Sun Wukong took away the golden hoop stick, the Dragon King did not give up]

The Dragon King kicks the Flying Shrimp Soldier:

What a bad idea you bastard, I will kill you, and you will all give me a roll.

4. [Background: The four Dragon Kings swallowed their breath to send a cloak to Sun Wukong]

The Dragon King blows up on Sun Wukong's rainbow fart:

This dress is like the one customized by Shangxian, no, the customized one is not so suitable.

Another Dragon King was angry:

Fit, fit a fart. What could cover his monkey hair.

Before Sun Wukong left, he said to the Dragon Kings:

Several Dragon Kings are really my good neighbors.

The Dragon King gambled and said:

No!
Zhang Jizhong's version of "Journey to the West" Funny Line Award - Episodes 1 and 2

5. [Background: Black and White Impermanence Captures Sun Wukong into the Mansion]

Sun Wukong begged to let go, and Bai Wuchang rubbed his fingers and hinted:

If you don't hook it, take this one.

Monkey King has a question mark:

What the?

Black Impermanence says:

Are you really stupid or fake stupid?

Monkey King answered:

It's silly... Oh, you're stupid!

Black Impermanence could only say:

Silver, of course. Take money to buy life, don't you understand such a simple truth?

Son Goku couldn't believe his ears:

silver?? Do you still want money?!
Zhang Jizhong's version of "Journey to the West" Funny Line Award - Episodes 1 and 2

6. [Background: Sun Wukong breaks into the underground mansion]

That shit's not good, let him go.

White Impermanence gritted his teeth:

No, Lao Tzu has bullied people all his life, and now he has been bullied, and I can't swallow this breath.
This is also ah, usually soft persimmons, but this is a hard persimmon.
Zhang Jizhong's version of "Journey to the West" Funny Line Award - Episodes 1 and 2

7. [Background: Sun Wukong makes a big fuss in the mansion]

Sun Wukong angrily shouted at the King of Pluto:

You're being reasonable with my stick.

Pluto hid behind a chair and said:

If you have a stick, you will not be reasonable if you have a stick.

If we don't come out, we won't come out. There's a kind of you hitting us.

Zhang Jizhong's version of "Journey to the West" Funny Line Award - Episodes 1 and 2

8. [Background: Taibai Venus takes Sun Wukong back to the Heavenly Court]

Too Platinum Venus gasped:

Monkey, you fly slowly, respect the elderly, fly slowly.

Monkey King was impatient:

This Jade Emperor is also true, such a long way, and he does not send a young man.
Zhang Jizhong's version of "Journey to the West" Funny Line Award - Episodes 1 and 2

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