Old cannon
Since the last time "Silly Yang" cleaned up Ren Laowu's precious son, the "Juyi and Lao Yang BARBECUE" point of sale is more and more prosperous, the big guys ran over not only to eat a bite of kebabs, in fact, want to see who stomped in the county town and followed the three dangling Ren Laowu's sons were picked up.
Silly Yang went in and squatted for twenty years, many people in the county have forgotten that he is the number of people, especially the new generation on the streets today, there is a unique "battle hero" plot of the northeast people, you can pick up delicious grilled skewers, not to mention, you can also face to face to see the big brother of the jianghu to cook you a skewer, such a good thing to find!
Silly Yang and the old brothers, all day long down, busy feet big back of the head, silly Yang in front of the support, ordering at the same time also have to and skewer diners, nagging two sentences, after all, people are rushing to you! To say that the skewers are delicious, your old Yang is not the first in the county, and there are more delicious skewers! However, the boss with the story is really the only one of "Juyihe".
"Yow! The bitch's coming? Go inside, the lamb steak you ordered last night was simmered for you, immediately roasted, first drink some tea! Wait a minute."
"Come on! Old brother, I'm here! fast! Sit down here, how has the old lady's body been lately? After a while I let the back give a pot of stewed bone broth and you turn around and bring it back to the old lady to make up for it! ”
Don't look at this "Juyihe" open for a few days, the old Yang's open personality has made the small shop gather enough popularity, "Brother Yang, according to your whole, where to earn money?" The old brother Lu Laosan said to Silly Yang.
Old guns
"You boy, you know money!" Isn't it good that a few of our brothers have enough to eat and drink? What is the use of making so much money and that stuff, besides, how old are our brothers, can this yuan still be spent with that side? You! It's a money junkie! Silly Yang smiled and quipped to Lu Laosan.
Lu Lao San was speechless, could he not! If you let the silly Yang Gong Ba baht must be compared, then he is not a silly Yang, the character of treating money as dung to this day still has not changed at all, Lu Laosan helplessly shook his head, and returned to the back kitchen to work.
"Uncle Yang, do you tell us about the little white dragon that was cut down?" Several of the new generation of little bastards said to Silly Yang with anticipation as if they were idols.
"You stinky boys, you skewers are good, do you really think of this place as a bookstore?" There is a good way not to go, listen to what these seven hundred years of grain eight hundred years of chaff do! If you don't learn well, you will be locked up in the iron rice bowl! Silly Yang laughed and scolded at these small and half-sized children.
These few sizes are not angry! Hey hey smile, take out the strength of the second skin face, or constantly begging silly Yang to nag and nag, "You children! Don't you see that I'm dying here? Who has time to talk to you! Wait a minute! Come over uncle Yang at night to invite you to drink, let's drink while nagging, what do you think? "Silly Yang this person is willing to nag, these twenty years of iron windows are broken, as long as they are not busy, they are willing to talk to others for a while."
"Cough! Uncle Yang what is this! Won't we finish your work with you! A few little stunned young people, without waiting for Old Yang to agree, threw down the bamboo skewers in their hands, and helped Silly Yang to start cleaning up the cups, plates and dishes on the table.
There is nothing in life that a barbecue cannot solve
"Little Ancestor! Separate, all have to be separated, and the whip is thrown out alone. Silly Yang beckoned the diners to stare at these brazen stunned Qing, which is to help, pure troublemaking! But wasn't that what he was like back then? Silly Yang shook his head helplessly, this is also a heart of these children, but you can't let these children cool their hearts, willing to toss it!
These boys got Silly Yang's "Juyihe" every day to come and help, not for anything else, just to hear that Silly Yang was "pulling out horizontal and erecting sticks" on the side of the street.
Silly Yang and the old brother are also willing to talk with these children in the south of the sea, once this person is old, he is willing to stay with the young people to nag, the moment of nagging, everyone is as if they are young, this feels like a few old brothers of silly Yang are indeed "beautiful"
In the afternoon of the Qingming Festival, when there were few guests, Silly Yang and the old brother squatted in the back kitchen to pick vegetables, and they heard someone in front of them greeting, "Is it not open?" Why is there no one to receive it? ”
Silly Yang hurriedly rubbed two handles on the apron, untied the apron, and trotted away to answer, "Here! Here it comes! ”
The guests of the meal are in their fifties, wearing an old-fashioned cloth coat of linen material, carrying a pair of toad mirrors, a string of rosary beads hanging around the neck, and rubbing a pair of shiny walnuts with their hands, and it is not us locals who are like this! Don't let people laugh to death.
"Hello brother! Not a rice dish, but picking vegetables in the back! Slow down, you take care of it! Silly Yang said politely to the visitor.
"It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter! The old brother heard that your family's grilled skewers are unique here, and today the old man is idle, so he wants to come and try it! Pick up the special kebabs and arrange some at will! The man said.
Just these few sour words, the whole stupid Yang's teeth have not all fallen! "What kind of set is this!" Sour, this cultural person is not a good waiter! Silly Yang whispered to Lu Laosan, who was lying on the door frame and staring at him.
If there's one thing that a barbecue can't solve, then have another meal
Silly Yang arranged the kitchen to pick up a few skewers of special grills, one person can eat enough on the line, roasting more is wasteful! But we can't bring misfortune to others, whose money is not blown by the wind, we do business, we have to make a conscience money! We can't do this thing for the sake of losing the character of Mao Eight.
After arranging the back kitchen, Silly Yang brought a pot of brewed tea and walked over, "Listen to the accent of the old brother does not look like a local? ”
"Leaving my hometown for many years, I have been half-consumed lately
Only the mirror lake in front of the door (7), the spring wind does not change the old wave"
The visitor blurted out an ancient poem, dumbfounded, and secretly said, "It is really a cultural person!" But I don't understand! I don't know what it means! If I hadn't been fooling around and listening to books like an old Tartar! ”
Silly Yang smirked awkwardly at the cultural people and poured a cup of tea for the cultural people, "You drink tea!" ”
It may be that the cultural people have seen the embarrassment of silly Yang through the toad mirror, and they cough dryly, "It is okay to say that I am a local, and it is not wrong to say that foreigners are not wrong!" Twenty-five years ago before the good youth I have been spent in the county, and then I went to Guangzhou, this time back is to visit the tomb of the mother, I heard that your Juyihe barbecue is quite authentic, today I want to taste the taste of hometown! ”
"Hey! They are all native tortoises, what imported Brazilian turtles! "Silly Yang is dissatisfied, doing service industry, all walks of life, five elements and eight kinds of people can't contact ah, can't get used to people to get rid of people, but it's not what businessmen should do, it's not in line with the rules!"
Two barbecues can't solve? That is, barbecue is not authentic
"You sit, I urge the dishes behind you, as soon as possible to come up to you!" I wanted to find a chance to leave this strange guest quickly.
"No rush, no rush! Brother now there are no guests may wish to introduce more in the next, what are the characteristics of your Juyi and kebabs? "Silly Yang wanted to flee as soon as possible, but even if he thought about it, people didn't want Silly Yang to leave, and he had to nag more!"
Silly Yang's barbecue taste is the main reason, didn't you say it before! The delicious skewers in the whole county are not only silly Yang family, more people are running to the name of the year, want to eat grilled skewers while looking at this character who was in the limelight of the year.
Silly Yang can't say so, so he had to introduce his skewers to the guests, what kind of technology was used, and people listened to it frequently nodding , "Hmm! It's an old craft, I used to bake it this way when I was young, and it seems that the taste should not be bad! ”
At this time, Lu Laosan took the lead in bringing the baked dried tofu roll and brought it up, "Hmm! Tofu rolls, the taste is not right? Isn't this the dried tofu of the local Sanjiazi? This hot sauce is not Limin garlic hot sauce! This one's not very well baked!" The man said.
Silly Yang quickly laughed and said, "You are an expert, dried tofu has long been not the three families, the three families and the village in recent years, have moved to the building, who will do the old craftsmanship of the year!" To say that this hot sauce is still the original Limin hot sauce, who knows! After so many years, the factory may have adjusted the formula! It is normal not to be able to eat the old taste of that year. ”
Eating skewers on "put", the northeast uniquely measured units
"How old are my elder brothers, maybe we all came from the period when we didn't have enough to eat, and now where are the people who don't have enough to eat?" This kebab is the same, I can't eat the feeling of that year! Silly Yang half sighed, half explained that he wanted to explain the situation to the people who came.
"Snap" The person who came slapped the big walnut in his hand on the table, "You are sophistry, you can't bake the flavor of the year, what is your name barbecue?" Also a well-known brand? You're deceiving consumers, you know? "The people who came suddenly burst into a rage.
"Yow! Old brother, don't be angry, not satisfied with us, let's change, bake until you are satisfied, what do you think? "What a hurry to hit the round field."
"Old man, re-bake!" Silly Yang walked into the back kitchen with the tray. "Brother Yang, this mountain cannon is coming to find stubble, the millstone of the three families is gone, where do I go to find the dried tofu produced by the three families!" Isn't that? Lu Lao Trinity was angry.
"Brother Yang let you roast you and you will be re-admitted!" What's so much crap? Fusheng also wanted to take this opportunity to be angry with the third elder, "Okay? No, dude for you? ”
"Roll the calves! When my road old third is not good, "Lu Laosan's donkey does not accept defeat, and just like then, Lu Laosan's hands and feet are sharp and hand-to-hand the freshly baked rib skewers to Silly Yang.
Although the kebabs and kebabs are close relatives, the taste is very different
However, it was also blamed for changing dishes five times and roasting countless times, this tricky master did not have a dish that could satisfy him, and the angry lu laosan directly rushed to the front and pointed at the diners and scolded, "Is your boy alive and crooked?" Don't open your dog's eyes to see whose shop is here, and the whirlwind is coming here? Grandmother! Exercise! ”
"Sorry brother! sorry! My brother has a little bigger temper, you forgive me, I apologize to you for him! Frightened, Silly Yang quickly nodded to the diners.
"Whose shop is what?" Is it not good to bake? In this small county, no one has dared to talk to me so little! "Diners are also furious.
"This is my eldest brother, Silly Yang!" Do you know grandchildren? Have you heard of it? When my eldest brother and I threw the little white dragon from the South River Bridge, inquire about it! Lao Tzu is the third elder of the road. If you don't believe me, let's go out and practice, shall we? Lu Laosan's violent temper couldn't hold back at all. Rolling up his arms and sleeves, he was about to go up and grab the diners with the toad mirror.
"Brother Yang? Third brother? Is it really you guys? The diner hurriedly took off the toad mirror "It's me!" So two! So two! Don't know? ”
It turned out that this strange dress was the little brother Suo Er of that year, and now he is also in his fifties, and the years are not spared!
This Suo Er was no less than ten years younger than Silly Yang at that time, and since he was a child, he envied what kind of people were "pulling out horizontal and erecting sticks" on the street, and he often regarded himself as a jianghu person. At that time, the stupid Yang thought that Suo Er was young and did not want to take him to play on the street. Suo Er is like a little fart worm who follows Silly Yang alive and dead.
Everything can roast "chicken crispy bones"
Stupid Yang they fought with others, this boy rode on the wall and threw bricks, many times seriously did not help and smashed the third road.
Later, Silly Yang mistakenly injured people and was arrested, this Suo Er was all over the world, but he did not make a big name, in the years of reform and opening up, Suo Er ran to Guangzhou to work, and he did not know what kind of business he did, anyway, in recent years, the money has not been earned, and several large bathhouses have been opened in the provincial city.
Isn't it! Come back on Qingming Festival and burn a few pieces of paper for your mother! Walking on the street, I can't help but feel a little excited when I recalled that year, but the times have changed, don't say that you are a suo two, even the silly Yang gang of young people do not know a few people.
Suo Er thought of finding a famous barbecue restaurant and picking up two strings! Pack a big one! Remember the feelings, who knows the mistake of hitting and bumping, pretending to be his big brother Silly Yang here! Not to mention that emotions kill people.
"Fuck! Cubs! If it wasn't for Brother Yang stopping me, I would have almost cut you! Can you tell me which of my skewers is badly grilled? Lu Laosan's donkey still clung to things.
"Taste! It's really good! If I don't pretend, how can I show that my brother is well-informed? Third brother, I did it on purpose! Suo Er said to Lu Lao San.
Successful people in the northeast come standard
Since they are not outsiders, Silly Yang hurriedly prepared wine and dishes, this afternoon is not open, we old brothers and brothers are not easy to get together, drink him together in the dark!
Fusheng, Lu Laosan, Silly Yang, Suo Er, and six or seven other people made a full table, and these people each complained about their heartfelt intestines over the years, where their interest was, and also talked about the matter of Silly Yang's education of ren's fifth son a few years ago!
"Hey! This child let Ren Lao Wu get used to it, if it doesn't matter sooner or later, he will provoke a big basket! Silly Yang took a sip of his wine glass.
Suo Er bit down on the dried tofu skewers and said, "I heard that ren is now the richest man in the county town of Lao Wu?" If you have money, you love it! What a low-key like me, how good it is to be a Confucian businessman!
"Just you? Don't be ashamed, your sour sentence, sour my teeth are down! Where did you learn this? Lu Laosan asked.
"People are like this in the south?" Where is the scolding, know not the white paper fan is not what is not? Suo Er asked everyone with a twinkle in his eye.
A few stupid men in the northeast looked at each other, who knows what this thing is?
"I knew you didn't know? That's the dragon head in Guangzhou's, Da Na! work well! Talk is absolutely good to make! "The guys realized that the white paper fan was referring to people.
"Fuck! I thought it was a white fan held by a storyteller! So much more to say? Fusheng said.
"Then you see, if you don't go out and look around, you never know how big the world is!" By the way, Brother Yang, you have to be careful ren laowu, don't you clean up for his son, he is retaliating against you? Soji said.
Southern bastards are too feminine and masculine
"It's all right! It's all over! At that time, Ren Laowu was a cub, and if he had money, how big a wave could he make? "Silly Yang didn't take Ren Laowu's affairs to heart, this little half a year has passed, isn't there no place!"
Brother a few while drinking and chatting, this big wine is really drunk, Suo Er left his own business card for Silly Yang when he left, "Brother Yang, the provincial city of Finland is what I opened, welcome you to take a bath, rest assured that I have three stores, absolutely soaked open!" With money, employ people Yang Brother you squeak, you are my idol, then is now also! I will serve you, grandfathers, real grandfathers! ”
The brothers delivered the drunken Soji to the limousine in front of the door, knowing that they could not see the car before they arrived at the store.
"Remember when Suo Er that kid wasn't it?" Every time I fight, I move a lot of bricks to climb the wall! Silly Yang said with a smile.
"Why don't you remember?" The scar on the back of my neck was the one that this kid helped me to get rid of. Lu Laosan said.
"It's not easy, I didn't expect to bump into him!" Fusheng said, "They are all old, and now they are still a half-old man!" Tell me if the time passes quickly? ”
The old brothers could not help but lament that the years were unforgiving.
On the day, the big guys did not drink less, the shop did not open, the big guys cleaned up early and went back to each home to rest, the next day Silly Yang also had to go out early to buy vegetables, go to bed early and get up early, do not delay the work, the vegetable market went late, you can only see people pick the rest.
The northeast is rustic, but domineering
The next day in the dark, Silly Yang rode on his own upside-down donkey and ran to the vegetable market, this grunt is not close, Silly Yang does not dare to say that he can touch it with his eyes closed, but he is also inseparable from ten, and it is too familiar to walk every day!
Seeing that he was about to arrive at the vegetable market, Silly Yang suddenly felt that his brain was black and fell to the ground, and when he woke up, he found that his hands and feet were already trapped. The brain melon seeds were also covered with a marijuana bag.
Silly Yang's heart sank, "It's over!" It's not sure who has calculated himself! "A punch and kick is naturally indispensable, silly Yang mixed street noodles are not a day and a half, don't look at the age, this is really not a thing" Brothers, do you want money or death? Ask for money to notify the old brothers in my shop to send you! Hell yeah. ”
"Fuck! You're still quite arrogant as an old lamp? Don't want money, don't want to kill you, why? Serve a soft brother a few and let you go? A young voice came over.
"Dream! I'm stupid Yang on the street for not a day or two, I can serve the soft after a few shots, you are too small to look at me, right? There are also a pair of eyeballs on the arms, legs, and brain melon seeds, which one to take! You're welcome, what kind of sign is smashed with a frown? Silly Yang replied not to be humble!
Our grandfathers of the early years in the northeast
If you really want to abolish the stupid Yang, these boys really don't have the guts, after all, it is a society under the rule of law, no matter how small the county town is, it is also a place with bricks, tiles, and royal laws, except for the pain and pleasure, there is really no one who dares to do it.
After a few punches and kicks silly Yang did not say a word, "Make a little effort, finish the calf thing!" Haven't eaten enough? ”
Back to the head and then said "Juyihe" barbecue shop, Lu Laosan and Fusheng sat and waited and did not see Silly Yang buy vegetables back, and waited and did not see Silly Yang come back, "Where is this person?" Wouldn't it be that it didn't get up? The old brothers ran to Silly Yang's house to see it again, and found that the bedding had already been cleaned up by LiLisosuo, and a mouthful of slot cake that got up in the morning was still thrown on the table! Don't ask if this is definitely going to the wet market.
Lu Laosan was afraid that something would happen, so he quickly called a few old brothers, and the crowd ran to the vegetable market in a big way, and went to often buy vegetables to inquire about it, only to know that the stupid Yang did not come today.
This is broken, why do you buy vegetables and lose people? Find it! The vegetable market in the whole county has turned upside down, relatives and friends have inquired everywhere, and they have not heard where Silly Yang has gone, do you think this is strange? There has never been such a situation before, wherever you go, you will know it, what will it be?
Just in order to find where to find Old Yang worried about it, the phone rang, and it was Suo Er who called, "Third Brother, why can't Brother Yang get through the phone?" This meal gave me a drink..." Suo Er still wanted to say it, but was interrupted by Lu Laosan, "Brother Yang, it's gone!" ”
"Where did it go?" Why did the phone shut down? Soji obviously didn't know what was going on.
"Oops! People lost! People lost! You can't understand it!" "Lu Lao Sanqi doesn't fight in one place
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You wait, I'll go back! Soji hung up the phone! I drove to the county seat to catch up, put down Suo Er how to hurry back to the county town, but said that the road elder and other people remembered the group turn, can not find anyone, they can only go to the police station, but the disappearance did not exceed twenty-four hours, the police station will not file a case. Or look for it yourself!
What you want is blood veins
Three hours later, Suo Er drove a luxury car and rushed back, and the big guys sat in the shop and pondered where to find Silly Yang! Thor proposed, "Yesterday I said, be careful ren old fifth, you don't know if you are going to your heart?" Brother Yang disciplined other people's children, so can Ren Laowu be happy in his heart? Can't you find something for Brother Yang? ”
A word reminds the dreamer, but isn't it! Silly Yang has been released since he came home and honestly sat in a small business, and he didn't hear who was guilty! You can't find a second person who didn't do this!
At that moment, the big guys ran with Suo Er to Ren Laowu's company, Ren Laowu can be regarded as shaking up in recent years, and his big office decoration is brilliant, "Ren Laowu, your grandmother has a leg, where did you hide Brother Yang?" If you don't hand brother Yang over, I'll cut your dog's leg today!" ”
Before he could enter the office, Soji shook himself.
Ren Lao Wuyi heard the scolding and hurried out, these people all knew each other, Suo Er was not unfamiliar with the age, they were dangling up and down, almost a few years old, when they were young, they had all played together.
"Yow! What kind of wind is blowing you? Come in! Ren Laowu nodded and said. These people don't think they have money, but they can't afford to be rich. These are all the people who called out on the street.
"Old Fifth, Brother Yang is gone?" If you know where to hand it over to Brother Yang quickly, our faces will look good, otherwise..." Fusheng said.
Mixed people also have young times
"What the hell is going on here?" Ren Lao Wuyi was confused.
Lu Laosan told Ren Laowu the original story of the incident, "A few brothers, I really don't know about this, I only came back from the south yesterday, isn't this ass not hot yet!" Here you are! Ren Laowu's face was full of innocence.
"What about your cub?" Soji asked.
"I haven't taken care of him yet, so I'll ask!" Ren Laowu quickly called his son.
After a while, Grand Duke Ren came angrily, "What are you looking for my father?" The last time I hit it, I scolded it, why not? Didn't the money pay you? ”
Grand Duke Ren opened his mouth and was not polite, "Where has Old Yang Tou'er gone, how can I know?" You don't go out and look for it, why?" Suspect I'm hiding? Call the police! Aren't you all the big brothers of the year? ”
"Snap" A clear big-eared melon seed slapped into Ren Gongzi's face, "Little bunny cub, Brother Yang came back in the county town and clashed with your little calf?" Isn't that who else can you have? If you don't let Brother Yang out, I'll send you and your dad downstairs now. Soji pulled open the window of his office and said.
This is the height of the tenth floor, go down! This life is over!
The first thing for a bastard is to follow the rules of his heart
This next Ma Wei can be regarded as scaring the five masters of Ren Lao, these gang members are not good men and women, they are all masters who can be said and done.
Ren Laowulian scolded his son, "Where is it?" Hurry! ”
"Don't say it, right? Think I'm joking with you? Ignoring the persuasion of everyone, Suo Er pulled Ren Gongzi to the window and directly pushed his head out of the window, "Last time, I asked you, where is it?" ”
"I say, I say! Seongnam Fertilizer Factory Warehouse, Warehouse! Ren Gongzi hurriedly shouted. He was really afraid that Suo Er would plant it himself as soon as he let go!
Having said that, let's go! The big guys took the Ren family father and son and ran to the warehouse of the fertilizer factory in the south of the city, and indeed found the stupid Yang with a wounded face.
"Ren Laowu, if you look at this matter, why should you do it?" Suo Er asked without a smile.
"Lose, lose money!" Brother Yang, you say a number, how much money can be, I lose money? I'm losing money! Ren Laowu suddenly knelt in front of Silly Yang.
"Get up, you get up! Not the child's fault! Old five, don't you do this. Bumps! lose face! come! Silly Yang broke free of everyone's support and walked over to Ren Laowu and pulled Ren Laowu up.
The second is to be able to fight
"Old Five! You said that you, after so many years or have not grown, we are all playing on the street, can make people killed, must not let people scared to death, this matter does not complain about children, remember? Are there rules on the rivers and lakes? Tie me up and make people laugh! Shall we deal with it ourselves? Silly Yang smiled and said to Ren Laowu.
"Don't! other! Brother Yang, you old Kaien, let the police arrest this bastard! Don't follow the rules! Please! Saying that Ren Laowu was going to kneel down to Silly Yang again.
"Look at your old five! What a stupid thing to say! I haven't played with you before, but you can also get up on the street, let's do it according to the rules of the jianghu! Silly Yang revealed an elusive smile.
This is all posing, which is not useful in the middle
What kind of smile made the people present shudder, and everyone knew that he laughed the same way when he threw the little white dragon downstairs.
Silly Yang took advantage of the fact that people were not ready to grab Ren Laowu's right arm, and his right arm was inserted into Ren Laowu's ribs, and he listened to a crisp sound of "click" with one force, and Ren Laowu's right arm was actually broken by Silly Yang.
"The godson is not strict, and there is no discipline!" This is the sin you deserve! Ren Lao Wu, you can rest assured, your precious son, I will not touch him a hair! Discipline your son well in the future! Otherwise next time... Never mind! Let's go! Silly Yang beckoned the brothers to leave the warehouse together.
The look in his eyes must be indignant
Only Ren Gongzi, who was stunned and stunned, and Ren Laowu, who was grinning in pain, remained in the warehouse.
Will Ren LaoWu discipline his children strictly? Will Ren Gongzi accept this defeat? I don't know. In short, they have seen the fierceness of Silly Yang, the old cannon of that year, and may have some restraint!