Ten classic testaments from the Three Kingdoms period

First, the funniest last words: "Where is wu'er's first?" ”

　　

　　The person who shouted this sentence was Dong Zhuo, who was full of evil.

　　At that time, Dong Zhuo controlled the government and government, ran amok in the government and the opposition, was extremely vicious, killed innocents indiscriminately, and people and gods were indignant, and they wanted to get rid of it one after another. Situ Wang Yun designed and sent someone to dong Zhuo to hypothesize that Emperor Xian of Han wanted the throne with him. Dong Zhuo was overjoyed after hearing this, and he fainted with joy, and immediately set off from the old nest and ascended the throne in the capital. After entering the palace, Dong Zhuo found that he had entered the ambush circle under Wang Yunbu, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, and immediately shouted the words to his son Lü Bu, who was also the captain of the guard: "Where is Wu'er Fengxian?" What he did not expect was that Lü Bu had already been separated by Wang Yun in advance by using the beautiful sable cicada and successfully plotted a rebellion, and had become an important force in ambushing him. Instead of calling for help, there was a killer. When Dong Zhuo shouted these words, Lü Bu shouted "There is an edict to beg thieves", and then swung his famous weapon Fang Tianhua into his throat. It is estimated that when Dong Zhuo was dying, he would definitely cover the neck that was gushing blood with one hand, and point at Lü Bu with the other hand, staring at him with his eyes deadly, as if to ask"How could it be you!" ”

　　It is ridiculous that Dong Zhuo was reluctant to let a woman lose his life, and he left such a funny last word on his deathbed.

　　The stupidest last words: "Who dares to kill me?" ”

　　Wei Yan must rebel, this is what Zhuge Liang has always asserted before he was alive, and sure enough, as soon as Zhuge Liang died, Wei Yan began to pull the pole to rebel. Wei Yan's martial arts skills were extremely high, and ordinary people were not easy to defeat, so to deal with Wei Yan, he could only take it wisely, not attack strongly. Zhuge Liang had already taken this into account when he was dying. When Wei Yan confronted Zhuge Liang's successor, Jiang Wei, in front of the battle, Yang Yi provoked Wei Yan according to Zhuge Liang's will to shout three times, "Who dares to kill me." At this time, Wei Yan was a little light enemy, and did not perceive the intention of the other party in doing so, so he shouted loudly on the horse, "Who dares to kill me." His shouts did not stop, but when he saw the flash of the sword behind his back, Wei Yan was beheaded under his horse. The person who wielded the sword was None other than Ma Dai, who had followed Wei Yan in rebellion. It turned out that Ma Dai pretended to follow Wei Yan in rebellion, but in fact zhuge Liang instructed the killer to ambush him and wait for the opportunity to move. The phrase "who dares to kill me" shouted out by Wei Yan was not only a signal to Ma Dai to move, but also became the final stupid last words of a generation of famous generals Wei Yan.

　　Third, the most unbalanced last words: "Big ears! Don't remember when you shoot at the gate? ”

　This last word was made by Lü Bu when he was dying.

　　There were many grudges between Liu Bei and Lü Bu. Initially, when Lü Bu was under Dong Zhuo's command, Liu Bei and his two brothers Guan Yu and Zhang Fei had a fierce battle with him in front of the Tiger Prison Pass, and formed a bond. Later, Lü Bu was defeated by Cao Cao, and Liu Bei, who already had the land of Xuzhou, took him in without regard for his previous suspicions. Unexpectedly, Liu Bei's move was to lure the wolf into the room, and Lü Bu took advantage of his lack of preparation, and the dove occupied the magpie's nest, occupied Xuzhou, and drove Liu Bei to XiaoPei. Soon after, Yuan Shu attacked Liu Bei on a large scale. Liu Bei was powerless to resist, so he had to ask Lü Bu for help. Lü Bu played a slippery head and adopted the method of shooting at the gate, so that the two families would strike and send Liu Bei a favor. Later, the relationship between Liu Bei and Lü Bu deteriorated again, and Liu Bei was defeated and had to defect to Cao Cao. After Cao Cao defeated Lü Bu and captured him, lü Bu was willing to keep him in view of Lü Bu's bravery and good fighting. When Liu Bei's opinion was consulted, Liu Bei, who was gritting his teeth with hatred toward Lü Bu, immediately fell into the well, citing Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo, whom Lü Bu had betrayed, and persuaded Cao Cao to kill him.

　　Lü Bu scolded Liu Bei for not fighting righteousness and not remembering old feelings, in fact, he himself was treacherous in front, so Liu Bei did not intercede for him, but added bad words, ending his hope of survival, but also his own blame for himself, psychological imbalance is also deserved.

　　Fourth, the wisest last words: Guo Jia's last words

　　Cao Cao's two most important subordinates, the military general, was Dianwei, because Dianwei was not only extremely skilled in martial arts, but also very sincere to Cao Cao, and was appointed by Cao Cao as his captain of his guard. In the end, Dianwei heroically sacrificed to protect Cao Cao, which made Cao Cao very sad and cried unceasingly.

　　Cao Cao's most important adviser was none other than Guo Jia. Guo Jia was a rare and few people can match the military strategy genius, as the youngest and most bizarre strategist, in the eleven years after following Cao Cao as a military master, not only helped him formulate a long-term and grand strategic plan, but also designed it very accurately in terms of specific tactics, and finally eliminated Lü Bu, Yuan Shao and other local separatist forces, unified the northern region, and made Cao Cao close to the peak of his career. Guo Jia has also won wide praise such as "ghost talent" and "wizard of the world". It is a pity that Guo Jianian died of illness at the age of only 38 and died young. Guo Jia did not forget to advise Cao Cao when he was about to complete his life's journey. In his suicide note to Cao Cao, he set up a plan to deal with the remnants of Yuan Shao and helped Cao Cao pacify Liaodong in one fell swoop. Cao Cao was very saddened by Guo Jia's death, and once cried and said to the hundred officials: "All the kings are lonely and elderly, but they have the least filial piety, and I want to entrust the future." Premature death in mid-life, so that my heart and intestines are broken! Later, when Cao Cao returned from a great defeat at the Battle of Chibi, he sighed: "Guo Fengxiao is here, do not let you be lonely." It can be seen that Cao Cao's dependence on Guo Jia is quite high.

　　Therefore, the suicide note that Guo Jia left to Cao Cao can be called the most wise last word.

　　Fifth, the most disappointed last words: Xu Mother scolded her son.

　　The Xu mother mentioned here refers to Xu Shu's mother.

　　Xu Shu was one of the famous strategists of the Three Kingdoms period, and once served under Liu Bei as a military division. Soon after, Xu Shu tried his hand at the cattle knife and helped Liu Bei defeat the invading Cao army and capture Fancheng. This "unusual" performance of Liu Bei greatly shocked Cao Cao, and in the end, his adviser Cheng Yu revealed Xu Shu's identity. In order to force Xu Shu to surrender, Cheng Yu took Xu Shu's mother captive and used Xu Shu's filial piety to deceive him into surrendering with false letters. Xu's mother was very angry and disappointed when she saw her son being deceived, and scolded her: "The insulting son has been wandering the rivers and lakes for several years, and I thought that Ru had made progress in his studies, how bad it was not as good as the beginning!" Since you are studying, you must know that loyalty and filial piety cannot be both. Don't you know that Cao Cao is a thief who deceives the king? Liu Xuande Ren Yibu in the four seas, the situation is also the Han room of the Guan, Ru is the matter, get its master, now with a piece of paper forgery, not to mention the details, so he abandoned the light and the dark, self-fame, true fool also! What kind of face do I have to meet Ru! Ru Defied his ancestors and was born in the ears of heaven and earth! After the scolding, Xu Mu committed suicide by hanging herself. After Xu's mother's death, although the grief-stricken and disheartened Xu Shu remained under Cao Cao, he was loyal to the vow he made when he bid farewell to Liu Bei that he would not set up a conspiracy for life, and refused to contribute to Cao Cao to his death.

　　Xu Shu's short-lived moment made him the most regrettable strategist. His mother's humiliating suicide also gave his life a tragic color. Xu Shu's biggest highlight was that when he left Liu Bei, he recommended Zhuge Liang for him. Later, Liu Beisan took care of Maolu and invited Zhuge Liang down the mountain, laying the foundation for future achievements.

　　Vi. The most honorable last words: "The life of this son is all on the general!" ”

　　In the Battle of Changshanpo, Cao Cao PK Liu Bei, due to the disparity in strength between the two sides, Liu Bei's side was defeated, not only almost completely destroyed, but even his wife and children were scattered. The lone hero Zhao Zilong was not afraid of hardships and dangers, not afraid of sacrifice, and rushed left and suddenly in the encirclement of Cao Cao's army, constantly fighting, and finally found Liu Bei's wife Lady Mi and her son Ah Dou. The situation was very dangerous, and Mrs. Mi was injured again. Zhao Yun asked Lady Mi to take the child to the horse and protect herself in the back. Lady Mi knew that if the three of them broke through together, they would definitely not succeed, so she entrusted her child Ah Dou to Zhao Yun, saying that "the life of this son is all on the general", and hoped that he could take the child out of the siege and give it to his father Liu Bei. In order to make Zhao Yun less burdensome, Lady Mi resolutely committed suicide by throwing herself into the well after confessing the aftermath.

　　Madame Mi is undoubtedly a martyr, and at the most critical juncture, she resolutely and resolutely left the hope of life to her children and death to herself, which is the great heart of a mother and deserves to be respected.

　　Vii. The most unwilling last words: "If you are born yu, he is born bright!" ”

　　This famous last words are believed to be said by everyone and were said by Zhou Yu, the governor of Eastern Wu.

　　Zhou Yu is undoubtedly a fighter.

　　Internally, he had to fight against the capitulation faction led by Zhang Zhao, and strive to strengthen Sun Quan's determination to resist foreign aggression. Fortunately, this belonged to the contradiction among the people, and with the assistance of his right-hand man Lu Su, this problem was quickly settled, and Eastern Wu unified its ideological understanding, worked together, and formed a strong joint force to jointly resist the invading enemy.

　　Externally, Zhou Yu's enemies were mainly two: one was the frontal enemy Cao Cao; the other was the potential enemy Zhuge Liang. Against Cao Cao, Zhou Yu used his military wisdom and talents to defeat it in one fell swoop at the Battle of Chibi and won a decisive victory; against Zhuge Liang, the narrow-minded Zhou Yu fighting spirit method made every effort to defeat it. There is only one result of failure, and that is death. Zhou Yu died in this way, but he died very unwillingly, and even shouted several times, "Both Shengyu, He Shengliang!" ”

　　Zhou Yu's death was the end of one era and the beginning of another, and since then, the honeymoon period of Sun Liu United has arrived.

　　Viii. The most clear last words: "My Dao number Phoenix, the name of this place is Fengpo, which is not conducive to me." ”

　　The person whose name was Feng Yan was Liu Bei's deputy military master Pang Tong, who was on a par with Zhuge Liang, so there was a saying in the jianghu that "wolong feng chicks can win the world by one person".

　　As a man of great wisdom, Pang Tong, like Zhuge Liang, could not only command wars and give advice, but also be able to calculate and be proficient in astronomy, geography, astrology, and gossip. At the Battle of Chibi, Pang Tong presented a series of plans, laying the foundation for future fire attacks. After defecting to Liu Bei, he assisted Liu Bei to march west all the way and laid a large area of territory.

　　 It is such a wise man who has misjudged himself unduly.

　　The first to have an ominous premonition was Zhuge Liang, who deduced that there might be signs of disadvantage to high-level figures, and specially sent people into Sichuan to send letters to prompt. However, Pang Tong misunderstood, believing that Zhuge Liang was jealous of his meritorious service, so he ignored his warning and suggested that Liu Bei quickly march into the army.

　　The second warning came from a dream of Liu Bei. He dreamed that someone had hit him in the right arm, and when he woke up, he felt pain, thinking it was a sign of inauspiciousness. When he told Pang Tong, Pang Tong did not think so, thinking that it was natural to have deaths and injuries in the war, but still did not care and insisted on continuing to advance the army.

　　The third warning came from Pang Tong's mount. The old horse that had followed him for a long time suddenly lost its front hoof and threw Pang Tong down. Pang Tong still did not realize the danger, but changed horses with Liu Bei and then set off on the road.

　　Pang Tong led his troops along the path and slowly walked into the enemy's ambush circle. When he heard that he had come to the "Falling Fengpo", Pang Tong exclaimed: "My Dao number Phoenix Chick, the name of this place is Luo Fengpo, which is not conducive to me." However, as soon as his voice fell, tens of thousands of flying arrows were attracted. Because Pang Tong rode Liu Bei's white horse, the target was obvious, which was obviously the focus of the attack, and he was quickly killed by random arrows. He was only 36 years old at the time of his death, which was a great time and a sigh. Pang Tong's death not only damaged the soldiers and horses, but also delayed Liu Bei's attack on Xichuan.

　　9. The most cunning last words: "Set up a tomb of doubt seventy-two, so that future generations will not know the place of my burial, for fear that it will be excavated by others." ”

　　"The capable minister who governs the world, the adulterous male who is in the chaotic world", this is the true portrayal and objective evaluation of Cao Cao. Cao Cao was a controversial man, an outstanding politician, military and literary figure in Chinese history, who had many achievements in domestic affairs, diplomacy, and cultural construction, used his talents to unify the northern region, and adopted a series of policy measures to restore production and social order. However, there is a dark side to Cao Cao's personality, he is both fierce and suspicious, both frank and blunt and sinister and cunning, both brazen and showy, capable of meritocracy and intolerable. Cao Cao was a wise man, very clear about his personality characteristics and what he had done in his life, knowing that he had offended a large number of people before his death, and was afraid of retaliation after death, so he would come up with the idea of the three caves of the cunning rabbit and set up seventy-two tombs to fake the truth, so that people could not find his real burial place, so as not to be exhumed and humiliated.

　　Although Cao Cao was smart and took care of his own affairs very well, he did not have a good design plan for his descendants. Not many years after Cao Cao's death, their family's Jiangshan was taken away by the Sima family in accordance with the law, and the hard work of the Cao family for generations was included in the pockets of others.

　　 X. The most hypocritical last words: Liu Beibai Emperor Chengcheng orphaned

　　Liu Bei fought all his life, but he never led a large army, and the only time in his life he independently commanded a large army to fight, and it was also his last battle, which was to use the strength of the whole country to fight against Eastern Wu and avenge his two brothers who were righteous, and the result was that the revenge was not repaid, and the whole army was destroyed. Although Liu Bei escaped by chance, after returning, he was furious and attacked his heart, and he was terminally ill, and he saw that he had reached the last moment of his life. Liu Bei lay on a hospital bed, and for the sake of his family's Jiangshan Sheji, he began the last performance of his life in the form of a last word. At this time, the person he was most uneasy about and the only person he could rely on was Zhuge Liang. In order to stabilize him, Liu Bei first gave Zhuge Liang a dismount, that is, to talk about the horse, which means to tell Zhuge Liang: Don't look at me as a nest, in fact, my heart is bright; then, Liu Bei's style turned around and used a trick to "want to catch the old man". He took Zhuge Liang's hand and cried, "The juncai is ten times cao pi, and he will be able to settle the country and finally determine great things." If the heir can be supplemented, then it is supplemented; if he is not talented, he may be the lord of Chengdu. These words really startled Zhuge Liang, and the sweat on his head came down. He hurriedly expressed his position, saying that he would never usurp the throne and plot rebellion, and was bent on assisting the young lord. At this time, Liu Bei saw that Zhuge Liang had been suppressed, and immediately took advantage of the victory to pursue, allowing his son to kowtow to Zhuge Liang, which was considered to be a dry father. Fighting out and pulling back, Liu Bei's secret battle against Zhuge Liang on his deathbed was a complete victory. Then, Liu Bei explained some specific things and died with confidence.