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Joke about history (I)! Nurhaci rebelled against the Ming Dynasty

The Jurchen tribes were scattered in the Changbai Mountains and Heilongjiang areas, and the Ming Dynasty was divided into three major departments: Jianzhou, Haixi, and Savages, so that they hated each other, dissipated their power, and could not invade the border. By the middle of the Ming Dynasty, it was changing from fishing and hunting life to agricultural settlement life, and agricultural tools, clothing, salt, rice, and utensils were all exported from the Central Plains; local resident Nikan said in an interview that Daming's thighs were very thick, and we had to hold them, after all, food, clothing, shelter and transportation could not be separated from them.

The Qing Taizu Ai Xinjueluo-Nurhaci was born in 1559 (the 38th year of Ming Jiajing) in Hetuala (in present-day Xinbin County, Liaoning Province) and established a state. His grandfather, Jue Chang'an, served as the Governor of Weizuo in Jianzhou in the Ming Dynasty. His father, 'Tak Shi', served as the commander of the Ming Dynasty's Jianzhou Left Guard. Nurhaci is an out-and-out "second generation official", before the age of ten, he can shout "My father is Li Gang" and walk sideways in the Jurchen tribe.

Joke about history (I)! Nurhaci rebelled against the Ming Dynasty

However, the good times did not last long, Nurhaci lost his mother at the age of ten, after which his father married a new wife and became his stepmother; as the saying goes, a child with a mother is like a treasure, and no one hurts a child without a mother; the stepmother is as vicious as Huang Shiren, forcing little Nurhaci to work day and night, not giving him enough to eat, sleep lazily, and beat him violently without a word; after reading the novel "Don't Talk to Strangers", Little Nurhaci knew that this was domestic violence, but at that time there was no police intervention, and he could not endure such torture. "There is no grandfather in this place, there is a place to keep the grandfather", so he and his own brother left their parents at the age of nineteen and lived independently.

Since he had no diploma, no knowledge, and only a lot of strength, Nurhaci could only go up the mountain to collect ginseng, pine nuts and other things, and go to Fushun City to sell them in exchange for some necessary daily necessities. Due to the prosperity of Fushun commerce, there were many merchants from all over Hebei, Shandong, and Jiangnan in the Kanto Region, and Nurhaci came to and from the market, and after a few drinks with them, they became brothers. There was nothing to talk about between the brothers, but Nurhaci was not familiar with Chinese, and how could chickens and ducks talk about how to promote feelings; so Nurhaci worshipped a Han friend as a master, taught him Chinese, and learned Chinese characters; during the day, Nurhaci went to sell things, and at night he hid on the kang to learn b, p, m, f and other Chinese pinyin.

Joke about history (I)! Nurhaci rebelled against the Ming Dynasty

After a year of study, Nurhaci's Chinese level has improved by leaps and bounds, and he has created his own "Oh mom, what, don't squeak listen to me, what's the thing?" and other mantras. In addition, he did not use his leisure time to play games, play girls, fish, sing, dance, but very much focused on reading. At that time, "Yitian Slaughtering Dragon", "Laughing Pride jianghu", and "Legend of the Archery Hero" were not yet popular, so the novels such as "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and "Water Margin" were his favorite, and Nurhaci also learned a lot of military knowledge.

In 1582, the tenth year of the Ming Dynasty, the Ming army killed the father and son of 'Jue Chang'an' and 'Tak Shi', who were guiding the Ming army, when suppressing the rebellion of the lord of Jianzhou's Right Guard Guli City. Afterwards, on the grounds of "manslaughter", he shirked the matter and asked Nurhaci to inherit his father's office as compensation.

Joke about history (I)! Nurhaci rebelled against the Ming Dynasty

As a manly husband, Nurhaci cannot fail to repay the so-called revenge of killing his father and taking his wife. Therefore, in May of the same year, after collecting the only inheritance of the Ai XinJue Luo family, that is, thirteen pairs of armor, he released the huge "Seven Great Hates", at this meeting of remembrance, Nurhaci took out the "acting skills" that were not inferior to the "Oscar Film Emperor", and tearfully denounced how inhumane the Ming Dynasty was, oppressed the Jurchens, and stole everyone's silver and women. In addition, he also said that he wanted to "oppose the Ming Dynasty" and snatch back everyone's silver and women. Since the Jurchens who had read books and were sensible were basically all officials in Daming, they were left with a group of people with a relatively low level of education, and they were naturally easily instigated by such speeches. The slogan of "Anti-MingXing Jurchen" is as deeply rooted in the hearts of the people as "Amitabha Buddha", and has aroused the great indignation of the vast number of Jurchen people, rendering the color of hanging the people and cutting down crimes for the action of raising troops and cutting down the Ming Dynasty. In May of the eleventh year of the Wanli Calendar, starting from the attack on the city of Tulum, where Nikan Wailan was located, the curtain began on his life.

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