For more than two thousand years in China, there have been more than four hundred emperors, these emperors or for the founding kings, to calm the chaos of the world, to create a peaceful and prosperous world, or for the lord of the chaotic world, the building will fall helplessly, and some are faint and tyrannical, only care about pleasure before death, after death, all kinds of kings have formed a vast History of China, and now people look at the affairs of the people at that time through words, or comfort, or passion, or sadness, or helplessness, then if these emperors are chatting in a WeChat group What will happen? Let's take a look:
Qin Shi Huang: How domineering and mighty he was before his death, he was worshipped by people for more than two thousand years, what can Lao Tzu do after killing a few Confucians and burning a few books? Doesn't Comrade Li Bai praise me like this? Those few poems were written in line with the heart of The Emperor: The King of Qin swept Liuhe, and the tiger looked at He Xiongya! Swinging his sword to break the clouds, the princes came to the west.
Han Gao Zu Liu Bang: Be a low-key person, not kind before you die, after you die, you were punished, Xiao Yu's classmates dug up your grave, burned your house, and still snorted?
Xiang Yu: Upstairs slept with your daughter-in-law!
Emperor Liu Che of the Han Dynasty: Grandpa, let's talk less about the shameful things, don't you? Sleeping with people's daughters-in-law, and being chased and beaten by the Xiongnu, you should rest well!
Wang Mang: Don't be confused! Your little cub drank this poisonous wine and died!" Hurry up and exchange your family for it, otherwise tear up the ticket!
Guangwu Emperor Liu Xiu: Who is the leader of the group? Kick this cargo out for me, this is the imperial group, who let you in? scram!
Emperor Cao Cao of Weiwu: I've been a little annoyed lately, do you want to be emperor? Never mind! Or be humble, modesty makes people progress!
Emperor Liu Bei of Zhaolie: Cao Thief does not know whether he is dead or alive, you dare to force our family to try it again! I dare to ascend the throne when he abdicates! You try, you try!
Emperor Sun Quan: Too shameless! I just looked at you quietly, and for a moment I was a little speechless!
Sima Yi: Three fools, all working for our family, hahahaha
Sima Zhao: Dad, our family was basically stupid later, whining!
Emperor Yang Jian of Sui: The new three years are old and the old three years, the seams are patched for another three years, diligent and thrifty, and the more they are crossed!
Sui Dynasty Emperor Yang Guang: Father, I dug a small ditch for our family, the kind that can run boats, and also sent a few people to teach the little brother Goguryeo a lesson, I am strange, why so many people hunt me down!
Tang Taizong: Maybe it's because you're too handsome, which has caused many people to be jealous of you, but I still want to tell you that handsome is useless, it is useful to live, and your daughter-in-law told me every night not to learn from you.
Song Taizu: You must be kind to people, is it very glorious to rob people's daughters-in-law? At this point, you really have to study with me, it doesn't matter if you rob people, the key is to have a good attitude!
Genghis Khan: I have blocked the news of most of the people in the group, and I just want to ask what is the group number of the world's imperial group? I add it!
Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang: Come! Be happy! Here are your years, come, be happy, here are your former prosperity! Angry at you, no, you're dead!
Emperor Chongzhen: I really can't stand it! Grandpa, do you still have a backup of the monk's robe? I want it too!
Kangxi Emperor: You Emperors of daming really should learn from our emperors of the Qing Dynasty how to work well!
Yongzheng Emperor: Kill yourself and finish counting!
Qianlong Emperor: Play dead to count yourself!