In a domestic drama, what is the most absurd sentence you have ever heard?

1. "My grandfather was brutally murdered by the Japanese when he was 9 years old, and I hate Japanese devils." ”

2) "My mom died before I was even born. ”

3, "You are the woman of Ling Wang" "Say, what is your relationship with Ling Wang?"

4, "You just lost one leg, but she lost her whole love!" ”

5. "Young Marshal, the time is not waiting for me, please launch the Xi'an Incident immediately." ”

6. "Comrades, the War of Resistance Against Japan is in its seventh year, and there is still a final year to go, and you must not give up. ”

7, "Luoyang is really luxurious, I can't think about it." ”

8. "How can this wordless heavenly book not have a word?" ”

9. "Eight hundred miles away, a shot hit the devil's machine gunner." ”

10" I bet you don't have bullets in your gun." ”

11. "According to Old Wei, it is now 1944, and there is still a year before Japan surrenders. ”

12" Madam, I am not here to break up this family, I am here to join this family!" ”

13, "I am not the only man under the heavens who is touched by two women"