10 funny little stories a day, take away a day of unhappiness, the 2nd paragraph has something

1st, Master, you continue to draw! Last night, when I went to sleep, I dreamed that a master said that he could draw the other half of a person, and many people tried it accurately, so I also came forward to try it. A master is a master, and a beautiful woman is a master who starts by hand... Master, you actually go on to draw ah, only draw one hand is Mao means ...

2, want to cover miaki is this meaning today in the company, I would like to fart, I think if you drop the folder on the ground at the same time, you can cover the sound, so I put the folder when a sound thrown down, everyone is looking at me, and then I put a fart, very loud, and then I saw the front row of colleagues who did not turn over the head put the headphones down and said: "I grass, Who just let out a fart? I heard it with headphones on. ”

3. Rogues, robbers! Yesterday I had a quarrel on the street with the second wife and she said I would regret it! And here she goes: "Rogue, robber! Suddenly, four or five big men slammed me to the ground, and I couldn't let go no matter how I explained! The second lady has been watching from the sidelines... It didn't take long for the police to be recruited, and they had to take me to the police station. The second goods old woman was afraid to run over to the police to explain to the police for a long time before letting us leave...

4. ft Dong son-in-law Do not think that the ft Dong Hao Han was first from Shui Po Liang ft, and the earliest was not a hero of the Sui and Tang Dynasties. The earliest was in the Three Kingdoms, Cao Cao Furen Bian Emperor Hou ft East Linshu people; Liu Beifu people Mi Fu people ft East Linshu people; Sun Quanfu people Wang Fu people ft East Linshu people; Sima Zhaofu people Wang Fu people ft Dong Tancheng people... The whole of the Three Kingdoms can be said to be a group of east sons-in-law fighting.

5, borrow money now Every time an acquaintance borrows 100 yuan from me to buy ten or twenty yuan of things, I will say that I invite them. Not because I'm generous, because I know that the 100 times I borrow it won't come.

6. The wonderful use of carrots, yellow flowers, and corn are said to be artifacts, but they all have shortcomings and are still shouting all day long. Why did you ignore eggplant? In fact, the eggplant is boiled and then slightly cooled, retaining a little temperature, because the eggplant heat dissipation is very slow, so it is more realistic and more energetic to use! Lei Feng passed by, no thanks.

7, more cute than you There is a beautiful girl on the Internet who looks very good, and I chatted with her very well, and one day she uploaded a picture of her and her mother playing a grimace together, asking me if she was cute. I want to tell her that her mom is cuter than she is as a result of habitual spaces that lead directly to a blacklist of "your mom is cuter than you".

8, lazy man I have a witty brother! It's said that big brother's space album has one with his ex-girlfriend. The name is: Me and my wife. But the two men parted ways. As a result, I am now changing the name of the album to: Me and other people's wives!

9. Be a man again From today onwards, be a blue child with a pure heart and a quiet desire, go to bed early, do not make a cannon, and get up in the morning to pee.

10, do not rain Xiaoming: The goddess is not easy to promise me to go up late to put Kong Ming lanterns, don't rain Ah Lao Wang: Stupid, rain is not better, remember