Xiang Jian Happy (89) childish language| high places , beigua • vegetarian

High

The family sat and chatted, talking about their strengths. I concluded: "I am not as high as you are than your academic qualifications; He is also the shortest in his family. However, my generation is the highest. ”

"Grandpa, your blood pressure is also very high." Sun Tzu said.

Northern melon

On this day, Sun Tzu asked me, "Why is there no pumpkin, watermelon, and winter melon in the world, but there is no north melon?" I didn't know how to explain it for a moment.

Sun Tzu thought for a moment and then said, "Is it because the north is too cold, the melons in the north are frozen into popsicles, and the sun melts?"

Vegetarian

One day, I told the children the story of Shennong's tasting of hundreds of herbs, and in order to let the children learn the spirit of Shennong's courage to explore and sacrifice themselves, we asked our grandson: "After listening to the legend of Shennong, what kind of person do you think he is?"

The grandson thought about it and replied, "I think he should be a vegetarian." Only eat grass and not meat, the diet is unbalanced!"

Wen Huang Chaopeng