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Zhang Xun made a joke about the restoration, and when he returned home, he loved the concubine behind closed doors, and the whole room was disturbed by women

Text/Fu Huaxuan

When the warlord Zhang Xun is mentioned, people will immediately think of the farce he engaged in to restore the imperial system. In fact, Zhang Xun also has another thing that is also very evil, that is, for a woman, he made a lot of jokes, which are still talked about by people.

Beautiful women, indeed a little demonic, don't care if she is the first hero in the world of Wen Tao Wuluo, or an entrepreneur with a million family properties... As long as you are hooked on a woman, your IQ will immediately be zero!

As a woman, arrogance must be just right to catch a man's heart. Women are arrogant, too much, bound to annoy people, if coupled with beauty and pampering, and then pampered and proud, such a woman will only be hated! The woman Xiao Maozi, the most favored woman in the life of the warlord Zhang Xun, should be said to belong to such a woman.

At that time, the Qinhuai River was still rippling in the sound and shadow of the paddle lights, and the Confucius Temple was also reduced to a gentle town. Zhang Xun is stationed in Nanjing, near the water tower, go shopping! In the Kou Xiang Building, Zhang Xun nodded at the famous little hair. As soon as the curtain was picked, the little hair appeared: the two or eight beautiful ladies gently moved the lotus step, like the spring wind swinging willows, and the style was like a peach blossom, like a fairy under the mortal. Xiao Maozi and Braided Handsome Zhang Xun looked at each other with love veins. Zhang Xun couldn't help himself and shouted, "That's her!" "

Zhang Xun made a joke about the restoration, and when he returned home, he loved the concubine behind closed doors, and the whole room was disturbed by women

After Zhang Xun got the little hair, he leaned on the red and green, like a shadow, a special room at night, loved to let go, the joy of the pepper room, and could not be said.

Zhang Xun's eldest concubine, Shao Wen, and second concubine, Fu Xiaocui, were all "dried" aside. That's no way, who makes the family young and beautiful, the fine skin and tender flesh are more beautiful and colorful; besides, Zhang Braided Shuai married their two concubines into the door, the main purpose is to pass on the lineage, but their two depressed stomachs can't bulge. Now, here comes a little hair, and the two of them are the old beans after the autumn - dry and idle. And this little maozi is really worthy of being born in the Qinglou, with Zhang Xun's favor, bravado, mortals disobeying, and even more, the always steady wife Cao Qin was so angry that she jumped on her feet and scolded.

Once, after Zhang Xun finished his official business, Xingchong rushed home, just entered the gate, and saw Xiao Maozi sitting on the towering rock, frightened and rushed over, stretching out his hands: "My little obedient, come down quickly, how can I climb so high?" "

Xiao Maozi pointed to Cao Qin in the main room and said, "The eldest lady wants me to die." "

It turned out that Xiao Maozi went to ask Lady Cao for peace, and Cao Shi said: "Xiao Maozi, the weather has not been right recently, this drought death, waterlogging death, or average some good." "Puns, if you say it to people who understand, the stuffy head will accept that the face is red, but the opposite is a small hair." The two sides quarreled, and Xiao Maozi replied: "Old cows love to eat tender grass, which one likes to eat dry grass leaves?" "

Zhang Xun made a joke about the restoration, and when he returned home, he loved the concubine behind closed doors, and the whole room was disturbed by women

Oh my God, this completely upset Mrs. Cao Hou.

Mrs. Cao shouted angrily: "Anyway, the old lady is the original match, the old lady is the main room, when the old lady enters the door, you little hoof don't know where to wear open crotch pants?" She picked up a feather duster and waved it over, frightening the little hairy man into climbing the rockery. Shao Wen and Fu Xiaocui had long wanted to export their evil spirits, and when they saw that the eldest lady was finally angered by Xiao Maozi, they quickly helped: "Where have you ever seen such a woman?" "Can you still produce good goods inside the Qinglou?" While they were arguing, cursing, crying, and shouting, their husband Zhang Xun entered the house.

Xiao Maozi was overjoyed: "Big handsome, it's all because you hurt me, they are angry, if I don't run fast, I will be killed by several of them!" "Men, in fact, are very emotional animals, especially in the face of their favorite women being bullied by a group of old vegetables, where to care about what is red and red." Zhang Xun saw this formation, splitting his head and covering his face to be not afraid of losing his identity! The big ones have to let the small ones! Scold Mrs. Cao. At this point, Xiao Maozi got his face, and finally under Zhang Xun's repeated persuasion, he rode on Zhang Xun's neck like a high-headed horse, and triumphantly "fought his way back to the house". At the end, he also demonstrated to the three old women who had already distorted their noses. You say, on this scene, how can the little hairy man not attract hatred!

Mrs. Cao stopped mixing with them, stomped her feet and said, "I'll go," and ran to the mansion in Tianjin to live a quiet life; the rest of the aunts and wives were uncomfortable—but they said that they would find an opportunity to rectify this little hair. Zhang Xun was also afraid that the three-room concubine room would perform "hitting the golden branch" every day. What to do? Zhang Xun simply bought another mansion for Xiao Maozi and left them far away.

Zhang Xun made a joke about the restoration, and when he returned home, he loved the concubine behind closed doors, and the whole room was disturbed by women

Finally, the opportunity that Shao Wen and Fu Xiaocui had been waiting for day and night had come! The Xinhai Revolution of 1911 was not only a revolution that changed the fate of Chinese history, but also a revolution that changed the fate of the warlord Zhang Xun's family.

In that year, Zhang Xun's army was defeated, and instead of fleeing in a hurry and ignoring his family, he sent his cronies to cover the evacuation of his family. It is estimated that this crony is not enough in the degree of "affinity" and "letter", he did not know that the marshal still had the outer house, but in a hurry with the guards to protect the two aunts and wives rolled up and retreated softly, while Shao Wen and Fu Xiaocui, at this time, took care of themselves and left, raw and left a newly pregnant little hair in the city of Nanjing.

When Zhang Xun learned that he had lost the little hair, he burst into tears and beat his chest; over there, the revolutionary army was ready to put the small hairs with fine skin and tender flesh into a cage, and then sell tickets as exhibits to generate income to increase military expenses. However, Xu Shaozhen, the head of the revolutionary army, was more benevolent, and he ordered that the little hair be protected - this is a strange commodity! Drops will be useful later!

The revolutionary army captured Nanjing, but Zhang Xun took all the trains in Nanjing away when he fled. What to do? Without trains, transporting military supplies became a big problem! "Go negotiate with Zhang Xun and take Xiao Maozi to change trains with him." The little hair belongs to him, and he sends me 100 trains to come! It's done. Xu Shaozhen's idea was hitting Zhang Xun's weak ribs, and Xiao Maozi had lost it, which had already made him sleep and eat. For the sake of the little hair, "Isn't it 100 trains?" As long as commander Xu counts, this commander will never renege on his word. "Deal! The Republic of China version of another drama of "loving beauty and not wanting the country" was staged.

Zhang Xun made a joke about the restoration, and when he returned home, he loved the concubine behind closed doors, and the whole room was disturbed by women

However, the little hairy end is not very good. She thought she was young and hoped that men would always keep themselves as dolls. Later, Zhang Xun's mood changed and he fell in love with the artist Wang Keqin, which stimulated Xiao Maozi, who had just given birth to a daughter. People are going to be unlucky, and farts are smashing their heels. Xiao Maozi's daughter died shortly after birth, which gave her another blow. Xiao Maozi was grief-stricken, heartbroken, and as soon as he gave up, he walked away miserable.

Xiao Maozi's life is like a drama - there are flowers red and willow green, and there are defeated grass yellow.

When he was favored by Zhang Xun, he was a pearl in his hand, and when he fell out of favor, he abandoned a lump of mud on the side of the road.

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