The suit buttons of life's embarrassment
- A small series of embarrassing stories of life
Wen | Li Shirong
Has anyone ever encountered something embarrassing in their lifetime? I'm afraid not. I've had many embarrassments that I can't avoid. I remember a few times.
On a lukewarm day that year, I had an affair with the bus. There were a lot of people, and I was standing in the aisle. After walking for a few stops, I suddenly felt something tugging at my clothes. I looked down and it turned out to be a woman in her thirties whose hair was wrapped around the buttons of my suit. She probably thought that some acquaintance or a man with evil intentions had mischievously pulled her hair and looked back at me. I told her, "Your hair is wrapped around my buttons." She blushed. I said, "Don't move. I grabbed her by the hair and looked in the direction of the winding, then spun back.
At this time, the driver urged "Get out of the car quickly!" "As soon as the driver urged my hand, I panicked. The hair that wrapped around my button was not just a few strands, but a strand. I don't know how she swung her head in front of me, her hair wrapped around my buttons was not a direction, it was a mess that was wrapped around and around.
She was nervous, and I was even more nervous. The more nervous, the more inseparable. After a few seconds, someone next to me "snorted" and laughed. I suddenly had a stroke of genius and said to the woman, "Get out of the car, I'll settle down with you." "I could tell she was grateful to me.
After getting out of the car, she stood still honestly and let me continue to undo her hair. I pulled out a handful of hair and some of it wrapped around my buttons. Passers-by looked at us, and my face was hot. At this moment, I suddenly felt how stupid I was! I unbuttoned it and her hair was all "free"!
The woman's face was still red. She apologized to me and said she had caused me to get out of the car early. I said, "It doesn't matter, you didn't mean it. She smiled apologetically and ran away with her hands stroking her hair.
People's intelligence really declines when they are flustered. If I find her hair wrapped around the buttons of my clothes and unbutton them immediately, it's two seconds, and the driver doesn't urge us to hurry, and I don't get out of the car early. That embarrassing thing I think of every time I think about it, it's not that it's ridiculous, it's that I'm ridiculous.
(The works are selected from the excellent boutique library of the Puzzle Zone of "Yifei Chinese Network").
About author:Li Shirong, a native of Shuangfeng County, Loudi City, Hunan Province, is an excellent member of Yifei Chinese Network. He is good at novel creation, and has published many literary works such as novels, essays, and essays in major media. He is the author of the novel "Unforgettable Sour Years" and the short story "Aoyama Mourns the Old Grave". Three loves: literature, music, calligraphy.