Who hasn't climbed the stairs yet
Don't trust your farts when you have stomach pain
Goku: Eight precepts, when did you become a driver, does the master know?
In front of crying children, their favorite things are exposed
Tang Monk: Goku come, put it on, you are no longer mortal, you will have supernatural power.
Mom: You should wear a mask when you go out. Me: Why? Mom: No, you're too old to get your girlfriend married
I envy those friends who travel on May 1st and the National Day holiday, such as those of us who can travel at any time without a job, and we can't experience our own happiness.
In the middle of the night, there was a thief in the house, I was too nervous, I had to hide under the bed, I also thought a little hope, hoping that the thief could find so little money in my house.
Many people say that marriage is the graveyard of beautiful love, but it is better to bury love than to die.
In order to become the standard rich second generation, I lay in bed every day to encourage my father not to lie in bed every day, but also to develop his career while he was still young.
A ragged beggar slowly walked up to me with a broken bowl and said to me, please do me a favor. I looked at his trembling hand, hesitated suddenly, and held it for him.