However, it was said that Wen Jiang and Lu Huangong were fighting and fighting, and someone had already reported that Jiang Zhu'er was known.
Jiang Zhu'er was shocked, how did he know so early! Simply, one does not do, two do not stop, quickly pass the order, call the prince Peng Sheng to come in.
Peng Sheng came, and Jiang Zhu'er asked him: "Uncle, do you remember the last time you conquered Ji Guo, did you have a vendetta with one arrow?" ”
In that year, during the conquest of Ji Guo, Peng Sheng was shot by Lu Huangong with an arrow, and that arrow, his life was at stake, and he almost died. So Peng Sheng still has a grudge in his heart, how can he not remember? He gritted his teeth and said, "What do you command, but it doesn't matter." Didn't he already know about yesterday's events? ”
Jiang Zhu'er lowered his head and sighed, "Exactly." Lonely was worried about this, and if the two countries exchanged troops, they would not be enemies. Just don't know how to be good. ”
Gongzi Pengsheng's eyes widened and he shouted angrily, "What? Are you still going to let him go back and deploy troops? ”
Jiang Zhu'er said, "He is also a great prince of the world, and he has come at the behest of the king, how dare he kill him!" After thinking about it, there was no way out, so I had to ask my uncle to discuss it. ”
Peng Sheng sneered, "This is easy to do, I pinch him to death, it's like pinching a toad!" Don't be silent, I will never let him go today! Tell him to come straight and carry him back! ”
Jiang Zhu'er repeatedly explained that he must be careful and not show half of his horse's feet.
After a while, Lu Huan sent an emissary to bid farewell. Jiang Zhu'er repeatedly retained, Lu Huangong insisted on leaving, Jiang Zhu'er said: "Well, set up a banquet at Niushan at noon to entertain you." ”
On that day, niushan feasted, full of song and dance. Lu Huangong only bowed his head and was speechless, and Jiang Zhu'er was doubly attentive, teaching the doctors to take turns to hold the cup, and also teaching the palace servants to kneel and persuade them. This Lu Huan Gong was indignant in his heart, so he also borrowed wine to pour it, but he did not feel that he was already drunk, and when they were separated, their mouths were already murmuring.
Jiang Zhu'er then looked at Gongzi Peng Sheng and handed him a look. Peng Sheng understood, stood up, stretched out his hands, gently lifted Nalu Huangong, and hugged him to the car. The two sat in the same car, followed by their servants.
The convoy slowly moved forward, and when it walked for two or three miles, Peng Sheng saw that Lu Cabinet was dozing justly, so he stretched out two palms and touched the ribs of Lu Huangong on both sides, that Peng Sheng was the first force of the Qi State, with the strength of a thousand jun, his arms were like iron, his fingers were like hooks, he broke ten fingers, violently slashed inwards, and then pulled out, and Lu Huangong's ribs were broken on the spot! He smashed the liver and gallbladder inside!
Lu Huangong suddenly shouted, and his mouth and nose spurted blood and died.
Peng Sheng pushed his palms back and forth, and the ribs still closed according to the cracks, and then wiped the blood from Lu Huan's mouth clean. This trick, good life is powerful, killing people without a murder weapon, nor seeing trauma, the liver and gallbladder inside are cracked, and the ribs on the outside are still intact, and the average person can't see it with the naked eye!
This was the Spring and Autumn Period, the first major murder of the monarch, known in history as the killing of Duke Lu Huan. Duke Lu Huan was pulled to death by Gongzi Peng's life!
However, he said that Lu Huangong's scream shocked the servants into doubt, and when they came forward to look, they saw that Lu Huangong was just looking down and sleeping, and he couldn't wake up. Peng Sheng said to the crowd, "Lu Gong is drunk, help him go back to the mansion first, rest and rest." ”
Although the crowd felt strange, which one dared to say more in front of Peng Sheng! So according to his instructions, he helped Lu Huangong to the bed and slept--this sleep, he would never wake up again.
Peng Sheng took off the blood-stained clothes and threw them away, beat his shirtless, entered the official court, slapped two palms, snapped straight, walked over to Jiang Zhu'er and shouted, "That old toad has been pinched to death by me!" Now they don't know that he is actually a dead man! ”
Jiang Zhu'er is very happy! Rewarded Gongzi Pengsheng heavily.
On behalf of Tianzi, Duke Huan of Lu negotiated the marriage of Jiang Zhu'er, the Duke of Qi, in the State of Qi, and before the matter was over, suddenly the news of Lu Gong's "tyrannical nature" was transmitted back to the State of Lu.
His four sons fell to their knees and cried. Father Qing, the eldest son of Shu, asked the retinue who had returned to China one by one, "How did he die?" Who did it? ”
It is said that Lu Huangong was drunk, and Gongzi Pengsheng sent him to the car, and then he heard a scream on the car, and he didn't know why, and then he found out that he was dead.
Father Qing asked again, "Where is Madame now?" ”
He replied, "Madame is still in the State of Qi, refusing to come back, and when she goes out with Qi Jun, she is in the same car, and when she enters, she is in pairs." ”
Gongzi Qing's father was furious, rolled up his sleeves, exposed his shoulders and arms, and looked around at the people: "Qi Jun is absurd and has no way!" Incest is rude! Now that it has plagued my Father, though I am not talented, I am willing to lead three hundred chariots and ask for my sins!
One comes to avenge the Father, and the other washes away the shame of the country. I wonder who will help me? ”
Doctor Shen Xuan privately asked his adviser named Shi Bo if he could send an army to fight Qi.
Scheb replied, "No. There was no reason to rebel against the State of Qi, even if it was reported to the Tianzi court, it was useless, because there was no real evidence. The point is that the crusade may not be victorious now, and if it is not won, it will show its ugliness, and such an ambiguous thing should not be heard of in neighboring countries, lest the princes of the world laugh in shame. ”
In the end, the conclusion of everyone's discussion is that the ugliness of the family cannot be publicized, and the hatred is temporarily tolerated!
Doctor Shen Bao announced, "The country cannot be without a monarch for a day. And the prince advocated mourning, waiting for the funeral car to arrive at the day, and performing the rite of taking the throne. ”
As a result, Ji Tong, the twelve-year-old eldest son of Duke Huan of Lu, surrounded by everyone, became the new monarch of the State of Lu, known in history as the "Duke of Luzhuang".
Duke Ji of Luzhuang's brother-in-law Gongzi Qingfu, Brother Gongziya, and Brother-in-law Gongzi Jiyou also became the new doctors of the State of Lu, and participated in the discussion of state affairs together with a group of old courtiers of wen and martial arts.
The new monarch, Duke Ji of Luzhuang, summoned a group of ministers to discuss the matter.
Sergeant Shi Bo played: "Now, the country of Lu has suffered such a great change, leaving three shames and being the laughing stock of the world. ”
Lu Zhuanggong, who was only twelve years old, asked, "What are the three shames?" ”
Shi Bo said: "The first king died inexplicably, outsiders were suspicious, and they all talked nonsense, and the british name of the first life was about to be destroyed, which was a shame; lady Jun stayed in the country of Qi and did not come back, and outsiders talked about it, and they all said that there was still some brilliance on the face of the lord, this is the second shame; and there are even more hateful people, the state of Qi is an enemy of the country, and the lord and the king are still in the period of filial piety, and they still have to run to marry him, if the lord does not resign, he will disobey the order of the Son of Heaven, and if he goes, he will laugh at the world, how will he be a king in the future?" This is the third shame also. ”
The three great shames that Shi Bo spoke of: the first shame was his father; the second shame was his mother; and the third shame was him.
His father wears a green hat, his mother does not keep the way of women, and he also has to officiate at the wedding for his father's enemy and his fucking lover.
When Lu Zhuanggong heard this, he suddenly cried out, "How can these three great national humiliations be washed away?" ”
Shi Bo said, "Don't worry, lord, these three shames, the subject has his own way to wash them one by one." If we want others not to say ugly things, we must first be self-beautiful; if we want others not to have doubts, we must first be confident. ”
Lu Zhuanggong asked, "What is its strategy?" I would like to hear more about it. ”
Shi Bo said, "When Xianjun died, The Duke of Qi could not escape his blame, and the Lord Gong drew up a letter of state, and he must give an explanation." We don't care what he says, but he has his own account, or if he punishes the sin with Peng Sheng, he will not insult the name of the ancestor, and the world will not laugh at the lord, and if the lord takes a good name for the deceased emperor and buries him under the nine springs in the name of the most glorious, the first shame can be avoided. Lu Zhuanggong asked again, "What is the second strategy?" I would like to hear more about it. ”
Shi Bo said, "Lady Jun stays in the Country of Qi and does not return, and the lord should use the highest etiquette to invite her back." She can't return, we don't care, but the etiquette must be solemn, just to achieve the honor of filial piety of the lord, so that the people of the world know the filial piety of the lord, then the second shame will be spared. ”
Lu Zhuang said, "Goodness." And asked what about the third strategy?
Shi Bo said, "It is only the matter of the Lord's marriage, whether to go or not to go, it is the most difficult to have both." Ranchen also has a good strategy. ”