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So this is Uncle Sam and today I'll be cracking jokes.我是山姆大叔，今天我要讲笑话。
Now the first joke is a blonde joke which is a popular joke in the west.第一个笑话是关于一个金发女郎的笑话，这在西方很流行。
It is based on a stereotype of a girl, a blonde girl who is said to be stupid.它基于对女孩的刻板印象，据说是一个愚蠢的金发女孩。
But for the Chinese audience I'll change it to a stupid girl and a clever girl. So the joke goes like this…但对于中国观众，我会把它改成一个愚蠢的女孩和一个聪明的女孩。这个笑话是这样的……
A clever girl and a stupid girl jump off a building. Who will hit the ground first. And the answer is the clever girl. Why?一个聪明的女孩和一个愚蠢的女孩跳楼了。谁会先摔到地上。答案就是那个聪明的女孩。为什么?
It's because the stupid girl has to stop and ask for directions.因为那个愚蠢的女孩不得不停下来问路。
Right.
好。
Now, the next joke is more appropriate for a Chinese audience and it goes like this.
现在，下一个笑话更适合中国观众，是这样的。
Who knows pigs very well?
问：谁最知道猪？
And the answer is Spider-Man.
答：蜘蛛人
And then the next joke is also appropriate for Chinese speakers.
下一个笑话也适合讲中文的人。
A medium-well steak and a medium steak meet on the street but they don't say hello to each other, why?
一个七分熟的牛排和一个五分熟的牛排相遇了。可它们却没有打招呼，为什么？
And the answer is because they both aren't familiar with each other. All right?
因 为 都 不 熟！#新年说个新笑话#
Then the last joke goes like this.
最后一个笑话是这样的。
A foreigner walks into a shop to buy 包子. He says "给我两个包子"
一个老外走进一个商店买包子，他说"给我两个包子"
The shop owner excited that his shop has its first foreign customer tries to strike up a conversation, "两个包子用英语怎么说？"
店主很兴奋，因为他的店来了第一个外国顾客，于是试图搭讪问“两个包子用英语怎么说”
The foreigner replies, "two包子". The shop owner gets angry and says, "土包子，谁是土包子？".#笑话#