Scripts for last video:
I'm Uncle Sam and today I'll be cracking jokes.
Now the first joke is a blonde joke which is a popular joke in the west.
It is based on a stereotype of a girl, a blonde girl who is said to be stupid.
But for the Chinese audience I'll change it to a stupid girl and a clever girl. So the joke goes like this... But for Chinese audiences, I'd change it to a stupid girl and a smart girl. The joke goes like this...
A clever girl and a stupid girl jump off a building. Who will hit the ground first. And the answer is the clever girl. A smart girl and a stupid girl jumped off the building. Who will fall to the ground first. The answer is the smart girl. Why?
It's because the stupid girl has to stop and ask for directions.
Right.
Good.
Now, the next joke is more appropriate for a Chinese audience and it goes like this.
Now, the next joke is more suitable for Chinese audiences, and here's it.
Who knows pigs very well?
Q: Who knows best about pigs?
And the answer is Spider-Man.
A: Spider-Man
And then the next joke is also appropriate for Chinese speakers.
The next joke is also suitable for people who tell Chinese.
A medium-well steak and a medium steak meet on the street but they don't say hello to each other, why?
A seven-point cooked steak and a five-point cooked steak met. But they didn't say hello, why?
And the answer is because they both aren't familiar with each other. All right?
Because they are not familiar! #新年说个新笑话 #
Then the last joke goes like this.
The last joke goes like this.
A foreigner walks into a shop to buy buns. He says "Give me two buns"
A foreigner walked into a store to buy buns, and he said, "Give me two buns."
The shop owner excited that his shop has its first foreign customer tries to strike up a conversation, "两个包子用英语怎么说？"
The owner was so excited that his shop had its first foreign customer, so he tried to strike up and ask "how do you say two buns in English?"
The foreigner replies, "two buns". The shop owner gets angry and says, "Dirt buns, who's dirt buns?".#笑话 #