Story: When I woke up drunk, I pulled the handsome man who had known him for only one day and successfully obtained the certificate

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Before marriage

"Come on a glass of Red Mary!"

I stepped on the clogs slippers, and every time I stepped on the wooden floor, I would "click" and click.

As I crawled on the bar like a toad, I threw off the clogs and stepped barefoot on the high wooden bench, and I snapped my fingers and said familiarly.

The bartender looked at me with a disheveled face, shrugged his eyebrows, and frowned involuntarily, "It's only morning, you started drinking?" ”

I scoffed, "Where am I an alcoholic, am I looking for inspiration for novels?" ”

My name is Su Mei, an online novelist, originally there was a full-time job in an advertising agency, and then a meeting unfortunately mixed the print pages of the novel that insulted the leader into the advertising plan, and the report was also circulated to all departments of the company, and as the leaders became more and more livid faces, and the laughter of various departments one after another, I became a full-time novelist.

I came to Lijiang, has been more than half a month, living on the second floor of the bar inn, every day there is nothing to hang out and drink, the name of the novel to find inspiration, in fact, half a day to write two lines.

I always make mistakes in my regular work, and I always drag out drafts when writing novels.

Since I was unemployed, I squatted at home every day to code words, in the eyes of the mother on the adult is to play the computer self-indulgence at home, and finally in order to avoid the roar of the lion on the mother, I used the excuse to find a job to actually fly to Lijiang with my ID card and computer.

Probably my state was too decadent, which attracted the attention of the little brother who came to stay behind me.

"Are you a novelist?"

It is said that Lijiang is the capital of sexual encounters, poor my vest pants uncle dressed, not to mention sexual encounters, even the bartending brother does not care to bartend for me to drink, so as soon as I heard someone talking, I immediately looked up and said happily: "Yes! I'm a comic book! Have you ever seen it? As I spoke, I clicked on the page and showed the man the novel I had written.

I look like a sunflower that glows as soon as the sun shines

The man was probably waiting for the lady from out to come back and check in, bored to talk to me, and given that I was too enthusiastic, I could only reluctantly browse through it.

And I finally had a chance to look at the hooker.

It didn't matter, the fire in my eyes quickly burned, this was a handsome man, with white skin, tall figure, clear eyebrows, and a tall nose.

"My name is Samui, I'm a novelist, what's your name?"

He looked up and smiled at me, "My name is Cheng Yang, and I am a practitioner of securities companies." ”

It may be that Cheng Yang is used to seeing women with exquisite makeup and decent conversation in his working environment, he actually does not dislike the appearance of a foot-cutting man like me, and thinks that I am particularly interesting, talking with me when waiting for check-in, we instantly changed from strangers to the most familiar old friends, and he also asked me to eat together at night.

"You're alone too?"

I deliberately tentatively asked, and I felt a little incredible, after all, I am such a self-proclaimed literary and artistic unemployed female dick Silk running here alone to wait for the sexual encounter is still possible, he is a well-dressed financial practitioner how to look like he will come here alone to stir up trouble, but Cheng Yang said: "Yes, a person to travel." ”

Stars popped out of my eyes.

That night I dressed up, ironed the chicken nest-like hair into a patchwork of curls, powdered on the yellowed face of the excessive stay-up, eyeliner and eyeshadow concealer blush did not fall, when I appeared in front of Cheng Yang, I read the amazement in his eyes, and then he laughed: "Is this still the Same Su Mei I saw in the afternoon?" Are women all magicians? ”

"Women are pleasing to themselves." I'm in a good mood.

Everyone is an adult.

These three words and two words are enough to hook up and become adulterous.

I don't remember whether he was drunk in alcohol or In Cheng Yang's eyes, his eyes were beautiful, like the five-colored lights and brilliant starry sky of Lijiang.

Then I kissed him.

I swear, it was really alcohol that destroyed my moral bottom line and made me pick up Cheng Yang's beauty without scruples.

The next day I woke up, rubbed my eyes, looked at the empty room, the first reaction touched the waist side, okay, the kidneys are still ... Get up to rummage through your suitcase, the computer and wallet are still there...

I patted my chest: It's okay, I lost my body.

Originally, the single dog came to Lijiang, and there was no sexual encounter, how to say it.

I thought that Cheng Yang secretly ran away while I was asleep, after all, the girl's appearance of losing makeup was really mediocre, and she snored in circles when she slept, which was enough to scare away a young man with lofty ideals; I didn't think that he just got up early and went downstairs, brought the breakfast cooked by the boss lady, and saw that I was so embarrassed to scratch my head: "Are you awake?" ”

At that moment, my heart surged with the blood boiling that only after eating the old dry mother, "whimpering", climbed from the head of the bed to the end of the bed, pulled his arm, "Cheng Yang, you said yesterday that you are single, right?" We are a city man again, if you don't object, why don't we get married and try? ”

Cheng Yang frowned.

I am also a bit of a compliment: maybe in the eyes of people, I think that the crazy woman who came from, taking advantage of him once is not enough, and even wants to eat him dry and hide him in the marriage? It's really tolerable, it's intolerable!

Unexpectedly, he just said softly: "You let me put the tray down first, and then we will slowly discuss this problem, okay?" ”

After marriage

1

Cheng Yang and I decided to get married.

For me, I was just desperate to escape my mother's clutches and start my dark writing career in a place where I could shelter my finances.

For Cheng Yang, there may be no suitable people around him at the age of 30 who wants to get married, so he vaguely agreed to marry me.

When I took Cheng Yang home to get the household registration book, the mother on the adult to me, 26 years of single solo dog suddenly abducted a green mountain and beautiful boyfriend almost did not shock the eyes, after checking the household registration family property situation she thought that I did not deserve the man, do not hurry to take advantage of the man fainting to get married that is absolutely past this village there is no shop, immediately raised both hands and feet in approval.

And Cheng Yang's parents are not in China, he just reported it by phone. Cheng Yang's parents are polite retired professors, although surprised cheng Yang and the sudden appearance of me to get married, but still with a gentle attitude to give us blessings.

So we got married.

When I woke up drunk, I pulled the handsome man who had known him for only one day and successfully obtained the certificate

2

After the initial freshness passed, the incompatibility between Cheng Yang and me began to appear.

Before I got married, I only knew that Cheng Yang was working at Huatai Securities Company, the so-called interlacing was like a mountain, I only wore a small advertising company vest, and looked up at him somewhat goldenly; but later on closer observation, I learned that Cheng Yang was a financial dog, in order to find a project that could underwrite bonds, bowed to Party A, and that humble momentum was not much different from the sales of the advertising company at that time.

Cheng Yang bought a house with a mortgage in the end only one room and one living room, I can only write at the living room dining table for many years, inevitably and read the project documents of his crowded together, but also had to endure the noise pollution of his mobile phone all the time, resulting in my hearing his mobile phone ringing, immediately will reflexively go to the table to take the headphones, and turn the music to the loudest, but even so, Cheng Yang's chattering words will still fall in my ears.

I don't throw a blank stare at it with disdain.

Cheng Yang also always understood, hid on the balcony, in the bedroom to make a phone call, and then came out with a smile: "Work matters, there is no way ha -"

I am also a person who has worked, how come I don't understand that doing a job requires such a humble knee?

The afterglow of my eyes swept through the face of Yang, will suspect that this flattering greasy middle-aged man is my refreshing little brother who looked up to Lijiang in the first place?

If the telephone is at most noise pollution, Cheng Yang's three-and-five-apart wine table socialization makes me unbearable, often I listen to him drunkenly call back and say: "Samui, I drank too much tonight, can you - can you drive to pick me up?" ”

Ben Xiaoyi is indeed a driver's license, although he has not driven much, but he has the courage to drive the car as a tank, and he has also helped Cheng Yang drive several times to send documents to pick him up, but he always disturbs me when I write about the inspiration burst, I am not happy, cold face said: "Open and open!" I'm not a driver! Cheng Yang, don't you just cut the door so much, don't you just call the credit card for free, you call yourself again! ”

I raised my eyebrows for more time, cheng Yang did not look for me to pick him up, but he often came back in the middle of the night, came back and vomited, and then paralyzed in the hallway, I had to drag him from the floor to the bed every night, and then peel off the wine-smoking clothes, take a towel to wipe his face, and then throw the clothes into the washing machine...

The next day of the results -

I have been affected by his purring at night and affected the progress of writing, hanging two black circles in a very bad mood, and this initiator even "snorted ~~" a wolf cry, did not thank me for it, and even chanted all the way: "Who let you wash my clothes, I want to dry clean this dress!" ”

I said angrily, "After that trouble, you will send your suit to the dry cleaner after drinking, and then wear underwear for me to go home!" ”

"Samui, why are you like this, I don't need it for work!"

You see, after a long time together, he didn't have the little bit of cleanliness and little greenness when he first saw him, he was no different from the greasy uncles in the company, opening and closing his mouth were "work needs", I shrugged my shoulders and said: "Come on, I haven't worked, you have to drink yourself so drunk every time!" ”

"Samui, you haven't done finance—"

I put on my headphones again: what's wrong with doing finance, you're not a little plum, you short the whole wall street every day! Isn't it like I was in the advertising agency all day, dealing with those difficult parties in the liquor store? Aren't they all sold to customers through packaging? Are you noble if you hang up the word "finance"?

As a writer, Cheng Yang really wants to argue with me, I can give him a rebuttal to take the quilt and roll up himself, reflect on how he thinks so much and does not have to quarrel with me; but this is not a long time together, I feel that every day on a point repeatedly refuted, just like a donkey pulling, it is meaningless, simply take the Cold War to deal with his daily clichés.

When Cheng Yang saw me wearing headphones, he thought that I was convinced by what he said, and even happily hummed the song while pulling open the closet to choose the clothes he could wear.

hum!

immature! shallow!

How did I get so confused by his skin in the first place?

I was not satisfied with Cheng Yang, probably because I wanted to get married at the beginning, just to escape from the clutches of my mother and build a small world of my own, but Cheng Yang always jumped repeatedly on the boundaries of my world, so that I could not concentrate on immersing myself in my writing, and in Cheng Yang's eyes, my problems were probably more!

In Cheng Yang's eyes, I am an eighteen-line online novelist who has a ride and does not have a ride, and I don't want to sit in work, and I can work every day as long as I open the computer, I am an unemployed vagrant.

And as an unemployed vagrant, I enjoyed the accommodation he provided, all the family's property and electricity expenses were deducted from his account, and there was not a tenant's consciousness, did not take the initiative to share the housework, and rarely cooked-

When Cheng Yang occasionally came back a few days early, he frowned and saw that I was eating instant noodles with my hair covered, and while putting down the computer bag, he dragged a chair across from me unsatisfactorily, and said: "Su Mei, what's wrong with you, you can't eat something normal at home alone?" You have to take out instant noodles, can't you? ”

I was watching the drama at that time, when I heard Cheng Yang come back, I split my head and covered my face and said, "I ordered instant noodles to take out and spent my own money, right?" ”

Cheng Yang couldn't help but sigh: "I'm not talking about whose money to spend, I mean since we are married, can you have some self-consciousness as a wife, and you don't go to work, at least you can cook a meal or something?" ”

My brain was slow and half beat, and finally the reaction came, Cheng Yang wanted his wife who went up to the hall and the kitchen, where can I be convinced, and immediately Xuan Mei said: "Before I got married, I said to you, I can't cook, if you don't want to burn the kitchen, you don't let me cook; besides, you often socialize, which day can come back for dinner and never say early, how do you let me cook?" ”

Cheng Yang was speechless again, and turned to find other points to attack me: "Then this one is like a kennel, you can always clean it up, right?" ”

I was a little annoyed by his chattering attack, and said, "Didn't I clean and confiscate it?" Who wouldn't tell me not to wash his clothes? ”

"You can't learn—"

"Cheng Yang, you are enough, I am married to you, and I have not eaten your flowers yet!" You work and I also write to make money, why do you want me to do housework and cook? I'm not applying for your babysitter!"

"Samui, I didn't argue with you, how can you be like a dog——""

"You're a dog!"

We both got into a fight, which ended with me clamping him to the bed.

He kissed me.

I was intoxicated in his starry eyes.

You see how spineless I am, and every time I forget the original intention of getting angry under the temptation of his beauty.

A year before marriage, although the freshness of each other faded, and the discord between each other's personalities gradually appeared, the temptation of the body was still there.

But enthusiasm returned to enthusiasm, quarrels still belonged to quarrels, and finally when I kissed Cheng Yang one night, he pushed me away, turned his back on me with a tired face, and suddenly made me realize that we were no longer so intimate.

I also suddenly wonder: Will I be able to maintain this arbitrary attitude afterwards? You see my mother said that I am too dog, the habit is so bad, this time is Cheng Yang can still tolerate me, I am so willful, sooner or later I will end up with a divorce and old age.

3

I don't know which day I suddenly thought a little bit changed.

It may be from that stingy writing a manuscript in case the editor is not satisfied with the withdrawal of the manuscript, doomed me to drink the northwest wind this month, let me have a sense of crisis.

It may be that I am in Cheng Yang's house day after day, not dressed, not social, like a home-family tribe, when I look up at myself in the mirror, I feel that the corners of my eyes can shake off a room of ash.

It may also be that Cheng Yang and I suddenly and quickly changed from the state of pouring oil on the newlywed honey to a cold appearance back to back.

I suddenly found that in fact, Cheng Yang and I did not understand each other at all, the habits were completely different, but the burning of some hormones made each other inexplicably enter the shell of marriage, and as the hormones disappeared, how long could we maintain such a marriage?

I was suddenly a little scared, afraid that if I was really as my mother said, I was so willful, sooner or later I would end up with a divorce and go home to chew on the old age, and then when my mother didn't move any day, I was alone in a small house, and maybe one day I would be on the social news, saying that the widow and the elderly died for many days before they were discovered.

And the point is, I don't want a divorce either.

Whether it was obsessing over his skin or using him to get me out of my mother's control, I at least got a certain amount of freedom in this marriage.

And obviously, if we get divorced —

The house was his, and I could only take my little computer and suitcase with me, and I could get back as I came.

To avoid this impoverished situation —

I started reopening my job site and casting my resume.

Although I didn't love my previous advertising job much, at least it allowed me to maintain a certain social networking, let me remember at least washing my face every day and going out, and ensuring that I had a salary to maintain normal living expenses when I didn't have a writing fee.

And I reflected on myself,

At night, when Cheng Yang has a party as usual——

I asked groundbreakingly, "Where is the hotel where you are eating, if you are drunk, don't look for a substitute driver, I will drive you back!" ”

Cheng Yang on the other end of the phone was obviously flattered, and came to say: "Su Mei, do you have a conspiracy?" ”

- Is there a conspiracy? There's a conspiracy for you to be big!

In order to avoid becoming a divorced widow, I still resisted the urge to scold, and said in a gentle tone: "Even if you said before, I reflected on it, and I think it should still be changed." Since my job doesn't have as many rules and regulations, at least it can be balanced in terms of housework, cooking, and taking care of you. ”

After I said this, I felt that Cheng Yang on the other end of the phone was silent.

I wondered if he was touched by my words.

After waiting for half a day, this guy came and said, "Samui, are you telling the truth?" Are you in debt to a loan shark and ask me to help pay it back? ”

- Pay you back!

I was so angry that I wanted to grab Cheng Yang on the other end of the phone and beat him up hard, and I was about to hang up the phone when I suddenly heard a woman's voice floating on the other end of the phone.

"Cheng Yang, Old Lin has called you!" Who did you talk to on the phone and grit your teeth so much? ”

I didn't hear Cheng Yang answer, and after a while he hurriedly said, "Samui, I don't need you to pick up today." ”

Cheng Yang hung up the phone.

- There are ghosts! There must be ghosts!

I read several words in my heart.

- If you don't let me go, I'll go!" But Cheng Yang didn't tell me where he was?

I sat down at the desk, my eyes rolling, and I started with his colleagues at his company—who made this guy borrow my computer for a file? I remember that the document contained the phone number of a colleague in his department.

I randomly chose one to call over, deliberately suppressed the tone of my voice, and pretended to be gentle and virtuous: "I am Mrs. Cheng Yang, just after he called, he hung up halfway through the call, and I could not get through it when I called again." I want to ask him which restaurant he is at night? ”

After I got the address, I immediately rushed to the bathroom to take a shower, picked myself up in the mirror, changed into a refreshing T-shirt and denim hot pants, carried a computer bag, took the spare key, stepped on the skateboard to the destination, and then felt for the key to find Cheng Yang's car.

I didn't send a message to Cheng Yang, and I was determined to surprise or frighten him tonight!

Taking advantage of the gap between the people, I also felt the computer and typed the words, and a thought suddenly came to my mind: Even if I drive in the future, I will not starve to death! Then now you have to grasp Cheng Yang's little Rongwei practice!

Cheng Yang was really drunk, he was helped back by a man, next to a woman, gray close-fitting skirt, outlining her good curves, hair tied in a high ponytail behind her head, the face was originally hidden in the darkness, I couldn't see clearly, I walked closer to see the melon face, peach blossom cheeks, eyebrows with affection, she was obviously extremely familiar with Cheng Yang's situation, pointing at Rongwei and saying: "This car is Cheng Yang's!" Yo how did it crash into this? ”

When I jumped out of the car, I scared both of them unconscious.

"You're driving for you, right?" The woman didn't even look at me, only turned back, and said to the person who was supporting Cheng Yang, "Put Cheng Yang in the back seat!" ”

Before I could speak, after the man pushed Cheng Yang into the car, the woman was actually about to sit next to each other, but I was really stunned, and subconsciously asked: "What are you going to do?" ”

The woman was stunned and said, "You see he's drunk like this, I'll send him home!" ”

"No more!" I coldly refused, "I'll take care of him." ”

The woman felt that the atmosphere was not right, looked me up and down and asked, "Are you..."

"Cheng Yang is my husband."

I felt as if something had condensed in the air, and then it "crackled" and shattered, and I heard the woman "hiss" and take a breath of cold air, "When did Cheng Yang get married?" ”

The woman's name is Hu Jiaqi.

Cheng Yang's parents took Australian nationality early, and he lived in Australia since junior high school until he met Hu Jiaqi, who came to Melbourne to study in college, and they became a couple.

In order to follow the footsteps of his lover, Cheng Yang came to China, worked in banks and securities companies, and provided a set of one-room households for their marriage plans, for which he bowed his head again and again when he was working, put away his pride, how many dogs there are, be a veritable hit worker, and usually be frugal when he can be frugal -

But Hu Jiaqi still broke up with him.

She told Cheng Yang: "I can already see the days after the age of 80 with you, I don't want to squeeze into a narrow house all my life, buckle and calculate daily expenses, even spend my own money to buy a brand-name bag, I have to be said by you, I like to travel, I want to enjoy, that is my own money, you cut yourself even if you want to, why restrict my freedom?" ”

When I met Cheng Yang, he was originally scheduled to come with Hu Jiaqi on this trip - just to book a year in advance to enjoy the preferential price of Taobao Fliggy.

That night Cheng Yang cried a handful of snot and a handful of tears, he said: "I live so tired and so picky, is it not because I want to give her a future?" Why did she do this to me? ”

I looked at Cheng Yang, who was crying with tears, and couldn't help but sigh, his efforts and hidden patience were not for me, from the tears after drunkenness I saw his miss for another woman.

That night I sat next to Cheng Yang and looked around this small room, there was noise and noise this year, laughter and tears, but in the end I found that all this did not belong to me.

Life is a joke!

The next day I made an appointment with Hu Jiaqi.

With short neat hair, a collar, a ripped T-shirt and cowboys, I stood in front of Hu Jiaqi to get rid of a bad girl, and I said, "Cheng Yang and I met in Lijiang, and it turned out that he was going with you." Although in your eyes he may be poor and slammed the door, have you ever thought that he sat all this to have a better future with you? He still has you in his heart, and I think you should cherish him. ”

Hu Jiaqi looked at me like a monster, "Aren't you married to him?" Are you advising your husband to be friendly with your ex-girlfriend? ”

I nodded, "Although I like him very much, since the person he likes is not me, I can't just be wrong." He's a good guy and I want him to be happy. ”

Hu Jiaqi smiled disapprovingly, "He is a good person, but he is a boring good person." He has me in his heart, so do I have to repay him for being with him? What he gave me was not what I wanted! ”

My eyes narrowed, "What do you want?" ”

Hu Jiaqi patted the bag on the side, and the crocodile-skin HERMS bag lit up in my eyes.

"Is this the bag?"

"It's not just a bag, it's a life. What I need is someone who can give me this kind of life. ”

This face was completely out of my imagination, I thought I was at least a character of Akamei Lixiang, who endured heartache and pride to push my lover to his ex-girlfriend!

As a result, I was just immersed in my own world, touched myself, and people didn't care at all!

"Since you don't care about Cheng Yang anymore, last night—" I finally asked the question in my heart.

"Last night was just an accident, I was the party A of their company." Hu Jiaqi smiled lightly, "As for what Cheng Yang has in mind, then I don't know." ”

BOOM!

A depth charge!

Well done!

The elegant ex-girlfriend showed a smile of "I don't love Cheng Yang this little dock at all, I want the ocean", leaving me messy in the wind there.

I didn't tell Cheng Yang about my meeting with Hu Jiaqi.

In my eyes, Cheng Yang and I are between us, and that has nothing to do with any third party.

When I received an offer from the new company, I turned my head and said to Cheng Yang: "Cheng Yang, my name is Su Mei, I am a novelist and an advertising agency dog." ”

Cheng Yang was stunned, and then he realized something, and said, "I am a simple financial dog." ”

"The first time I saw you in Lijiang, I liked you."

"Me too."

"Lie, then you should still be thinking about your Hu Jiaqi!"

"No—"

I just don't believe Cheng Yang's words, man, are all creatures who have to look forward to Shu, I'm sure he feels that there is no drama with Hu Jiaqi at this time, so he doesn't want to let go of my sesame seeds!

"Cheng Yang, I hope that after work, I can share the mortgage with you, but you must also share the housework, you don't need to drink so much wine, and you don't have to beg for mercy on your party A all the time." If you fall down or lose your job, it doesn't matter, I'm here! ”

"Will I rely on you for a man?" Cheng Yang scoffed, but then he glanced at it and said, "But you said that, I really feel very safe——"

"When are we going to make up for the wedding?"

"The wedding won't be used, right?" What I want most is to go to the North Pole to see the Aurora Borealis—"

"Wow, that's at least 180,000!" I have to go to Taobao to see, is there a preferential itinerary to book? ”

I smiled at him.

Honey of A, arsenic of B.

I don't have so many requirements for material life, so the point that Hu Jiaqi can't stand in my opinion doesn't matter in my opinion, what matters is that two people are together, and the days of cutting will become cute.

End

I walked with my backpack to the online reservation and saw a girl barefoot on a high wooden bench.

She told me that her name was Samui and she was a novelist.

Accustomed to seeing a bright and beautiful woman like Jiaqi in a reinforced concrete city with high heels and designer bags, I saw a girl who was so relaxed for the first time, she raised her eyes and smiled at me, there seemed to be starlight in her eyes, and I liked her in that moment.

Although there are many small discords after marriage, and our respective bad habits are slowly correcting and running into each other, I believe that as long as two people have love, then they will overcome these bad problems -

After all, love is a momentary hormone, and marriage requires the protection and tolerance of two people.

My story with Samui is only just beginning. (Original title: "The Daily Life of 18-Line Online Novelists and Financial Migrant Dogs Before and After Marriage")

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