As the saying goes
"I am not afraid of giving birth to the wrong life, I am most afraid of taking the wrong name"
If you want to ask
What it's like to have a strange name
Think about it
The saddest answer is none other
Nicknames given by others
Far less exciting than his real name
Have to say
In fact, it all comes down to
The power of modern people to take nicknames is too weak
Look at the ancient times
Get a nickname
Can be included in the list of famous books
Topped the list of modern primary and secondary school students must read extracurricular books
* Donglin Dian Will Record: Wei Zhongxian's fellow party member Wang Shaohui imitated the way of "Water Margin" and made up the nickname of 18 members of the Donglin Party
So
Without further ado, today is both literary and satirical
The ancients who flew with grace and poisonous tongues learned
How to gracefully give someone a nickname
Zoological department
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Use animals as nicknames
The most common operation of the nickname realm
pity
Modern people have not come up with any new tricks
I love to make a fuss about dogs
We said that earlier
Dogs did not have a high status in ancient times
So using it as a nickname has long been played by the ancients
An ultimate nickname
There is no doubt that it needs to be paired with an extreme animal
And the most honorable cattle of antiquity
Undoubtedly the best choice
The first legendary nickname of ancient times
It is specially made for Xia Jie (jié).
Move the big one
Xia Jie's number 'Moving the Big Horn', which is said to be able to push the bull down with many forces, is the beginning of the mixed number.
——" Lü Shi Chunqiu • Compendium
And the second of the three brothers
sheep
Nor did it escape the black hand of the ancients
When Qin Mugong heard about it
There is a cattle herder in the Chu kingdom who is very ×
I just want to get it back for my own use
I thought
Throw a thousand dollars for a cow baby
The bystanders shouted good cow wow
* Tai Prison: Cow, Sheep, Pig (Pig)
Qin Mugong thought
It does make sense
So only five black sheepskins were used
Went to change the cow baby
In exchange, I deeply felt that this wave of operations was very beautiful
He gave Niuwa the nickname of Doctor Wuxuan (gǔ).
Commemorate this great event
* 羖: Meaning of black sheepskin
The Northern Song Dynasty had an ordinary official with a nature scroll
Named Shao Ji (chí)
This kind of ordinary person who grabs a big handful
This is not recorded in the historical records
That time on the dynasty
He bravely leaned on a loud fart
Remembered by history by all the people of the world
Make a lion's atmosphere
Henceforth it was a glory nickname that belonged only to him
One day, Shao Chi was vented due to the atmosphere of the upper temple, and he knew Dongping. Shao Gao's nose and beard, the eyes of the community are known as "the lion of the atmosphere"
- "The Poetry of Tongjiang"
To say loss
When Prime Minister Lu Huiqing visited Jingdong
Because thin + can't talk when the hand is idle
Nicknamed Famariu (Maliu = Monkey)
He also made up an uplink for him -
Famariu is a visit
I haven't come up with a downlink for a long time
Thanks to Shao Chi's one fart
Stunned is to break out the lower link -
Make a lion as a state of knowledge
Since then, the two have formed a mystery cp
The society's eyes are known as "Fa Ma Liu", and it is also combined into seven characters: "Fa Ma Liu is a visit", and the society cannot be right.
The society's eyes are known as "making lions", but they still say: "Fa Ma Stays for inspection, and the atmosphere lions are known as Zhizhou." ”
Appearance department
Take a nickname for appearance
The most damaging move in the nickname world
It's just a pity
Zhu Yunjiao didn't expect anything
The appearance of his own "Half Moon Child"
It was given by his grandfather Zhu Yuanzhang
—— Used to taunt him that his head is not round enough
And this is all a euphemistic attack
You must know that people attack Wen Tingjun and look ugly
They are all directly called Wen Zhongkui
But
Although he was ugly
But he's talented
Others can't hold back a fart when they rack their brains
And Wen Tingjun wrote it eight times
Comparable to Cao Zhi's seven-step poem
So Cao Zhi is called Cao Seven Steps
The eight-pronged hand-made Wen Tingjun
It's not surprising to call Wen Eight Forks
And the poisonous tongue of the ancients is more than that
One bachelor was blind in one eye
To see things clearly
The other eye is always squinting
This has also been nicknamed —
"End Arrow Master"
As for the reason
Everyone can make up for the eye operation when sniping
Department of Behavior
Bizarre behavior
The best source of inspiration for the nickname world
Teng Wang's cabinet order everyone has memorized it
But do you know who King Teng is?
This person died abnormally
Led to perennial impeachment list
The problem is that he is Li Zhi's uncle
Li Zhi was not good at what to do with him
In desperation, he had no choice but to ask him to go to Longzhou
He also sent a minister of Pei Yu to stare at him
Just don't mess around
outcome
Pei Yu kindly persuaded King Teng to restrain himself
What was harvested was a big mouth
Angry, he covered his face and ran to find Li Zhi
After listening to the original committee Li Zhi asked painfully
Nie Yue: "Eight strokes before and after." "Even if you move to the eighth order." —— "Ancient and Modern Tan Outline Greed"
So Pei Yu won
Title of "General of the Eight Thieves"
It means a general who has been slapped eight times
However, Pei Yu himself was still very melancholy
It's not a face pain
Instead, I regret how I didn't say more than a few slaps
Nie Gui sighed, "What a thin fate, if you say nine words, you should enter the five pins." "Smeller Ofs, Number "General Eight"
—— "Ancient and Modern Tan Outline Greed"
Some people have been nicknamed for doing things
Some people get nicknames for not doing anything
The Ming Dynasty had three cabinet ministers
and six Shangshu
Don't do anything that benefits the people
Just busy with the inner volume of the circle
It is called by the people
"Paper Paste Three Pavilion Old"
"Clay Sculpture Six Books"
The most special of these is
Repeat Liu Ji
He has been in the Cabinet for eighteen years
The next day someone impeached
Every time it hurts
He also became the first assistant
So the people gave them nicknames
"Liu Cotton"
In recognition of its bullet-resistant nature
The Cabinet of the Ming Dynasty was not an official
Song Dynasty advisors do not speak
Ding Daquan, Hu Dachang, and Chen Dafang were three advisors
In the most of the BB positions
But it was never BB
So people's friendship is on the big characters that the three of them have in common
Added a little
Affectionately call them
Three non-barking dogs
But there are more bamboo shoots
In the Southern Song Dynasty, there was a man named Guo Ni
He called himself Zhuge Liang's reincarnation
At the time of the Song-Jin war
Swinging a feather fan all day long
Cos cheng Zhuge Liang shuttled through the barracks
Superficial kung fu is too much
Military capabilities are in jeopardy
He was beaten by Jin Bing and a closed on the spot
Since then, he has been hiding at home
Cry all day with pear blossoms and rain
Won the title of "Zhuge Liang with Juice"
After reading the level of the ancients taking nicknames
I believe that everyone is also clearly aware of it
The world is jagged
So get started now
Give me an elegance without losing luxury
It's a low-key nickname