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"Classic Story" sub-fish

Qin Juniper's calligraphy attainment was very high, and he often talked to the emperor Zhao Zhuo to discuss calligraphy, and the two often forgot to eat, so the emperor often left Qin Juniper to eat.

On this day, both of them drank too much, chatted and chatted, and the topic deviated from calligraphy and government. Zhao Zhuo said: "The sub-fish seen in recent times are very small, and there is no big one at all. ”

Qin Juniper said, "Why not?" I'll send you 100 tomorrow. After Qin Ju said this, he found that Zhao Zhao was stunned, and his face immediately darkened. Qin Juniper's wine suddenly woke up, and he said a few words of conversation and quickly retreated.

Qin Juniper paced around the room for a long time, asking people to hurry up and buy 100 blue fish more than a foot long. Then, he asked the housekeeper to see how many sub-fish there were in the family, and found someone to give all the sub-fish of more than 8 inches to Li Gang, and the remaining sub-fish of more than 4 inches were all buried, leaving only the sub-fish below 4 inches.

To Li Gang? The butler thought he had heard wrongly and looked at Qin Ju doubtfully.

Li Gang was an important minister of the DPRK and the Cpc, and he was also the main warrior faction, and he was also one of the few people in the DPRK who dared to confront Qin Juniper. The two had a deep grudge, and Qin Juniper had always wanted to get rid of it quickly. The butler was very confused about Qin Juniper's orders. Qin Juniper did not explain, but only said: "Hurry up and do it, keep it a secret." The person who sent fish to Li Gang must be selected. Li Gang could not be made to suspect that I had asked someone to give it to him. Tell the person who sent the fish that this matter is done well, and I will promote him to the rank. ”

The next day, Qin Ju presented 100 green fish more than a foot long to Zhao Zhao. Zhao Zhuo looked at it and laughed and said, "What kind of fish is this, it is clear that they are all green fish!" "Really? I always thought it was a sub-fish. Qin Juniper pretended to be surprised and said, "What does that fish look like?" ”

"The body of the sub-fish is flattened, the head is small and pointed, and the tail is pointed and thin; while the bluefish is somewhat shaped like a grass carp, but the body is thin and round, which is quite different from the sub-fish." After Zhao Zhao finished speaking, he asked someone to bring a few sub-fish. Qin Juniper said, "It turns out that this is the sub-fish, I have always called it the squid." I also have this fish at home, but it is not as big as this, it is three or four inches long. ”

Qin Ju saw a smile on Zhao Zhao's face and said, "If the emperor wants to eat a foot-long fish, he may as well go to Li Chengxiang." I heard that there are a lot of sub-fish about a foot in his house. ”

"Is it?" Zhao Zhao's face darkened again, and he said, "Then you can follow me to Li Cheng xiang's house." ”

Li Cheng Xiang is Li Gang. When Li Gang heard that the emperor wanted to eat the sub-fish, he quickly asked the servants to take out all the sub-fish in the family. Zhao Zhuo saw that the sub-fish that Li Gang took out were all larger than those in the palace, and even said in a loud voice, "Good, good." After saying that, he turned and left.

Soon, Li Gang was inexplicably dismissed from the official position, and Qin Ju took over the post of chancellor.

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