Today, the pre-sale of Singles' Day began. It is a battlefield for workers who have no money, and a show for rich stars.
Before the double eleven, more and more stars began to live broadcast with goods, in order to be able to kill the siege, it was a strange move. Recently, Eighty-Eight watched a lot of celebrities' performances with goods in the live broadcast room, and couldn't help but take a deep breath.
The brightest moment of their acting skills in their lives was actually contributed to this small live broadcast room. A group of people with a daily salary of 2.08 million yuan actually worked hard to pay this part in order to drain the wallets of workers with a daily salary of 208 yuan.
It's a song to cry about.
Celebrity favorite with the script top 1: Tears Tactics, staged crying drama.
Those who may not be able to cry on the set actually come to tears in the live room.
When Chen Yiru brought the goods live the day before yesterday, his eyes were red with tears. In the background, the live broadcast staff shouted in pain: Chen Yiru, you don't want this!
Compared with the crying scene when he acted, it was a pity. It was suggested that the Oscar jury allow Chinese stars to participate in the competition with clips of live broadcasts, and Leonardo had to say good job when he saw it.
Eighty-eight looked at the evidence posted by netizens, mainly because the "improper package refund" that Chen Yiru had promised during the live broadcast was not realized.
Some netizens bought the m*c brand lipstick of "guaranteed authenticity" for 8 yuan a piece in the Chen Yiru live broadcast room, but after receiving it, they found that something was not quite right, so they took it to do the identification and were identified as fakes.
Netizens said that in the process of negotiating with merchants, merchants repeatedly only emphasized the sentence "support counter inspection" and did not mention returns.
After a casual search, many people have doubts about the authenticity of the goods bought in his live broadcast room, but it is difficult to return them.
So during the live broadcast the night before, many consumers left messages questioning him about selling fakes, and Chen Yiru choked for a while and directly burst into tears.
While wiping away tears, he said: We have a daily turnover of more than 100,000 million, and there will always be a little negligence. I'm an economics student, I'm sensitive to numbers, and I'll try to help you.
His good brother Guo Pinchao also boarded the stage he built and left a message to encourage him.
Do you bay paste coffee love to hug the group so much, so can you hug the group back to your province together?
This crying drama script was also used by Zhang Chenguang, 65 years old, a few months ago. At that time, he was selling wine, and many people left messages saying that the wine he sold seemed to be different from the genuine product, and Zhang Chenguang also cried directly in the live broadcast room.
Of course, some fans explained that it is not a fake, but a listed wine, which is a brand wine mixed with water.
At that time, many people sympathized with Zhang Chenguang, saying that it was not easy for him to be old, and guessed that he was forced.
Can force an old actor who has been in the entertainment industry for decades to do a job that can earn hundreds of thousands of dollars a night just by moving his lips, there are such well-meaning people please contact me in the background of this number, thank you
On the day of the death of Academician Yuan Longping, Zhang Ting led the team to mourn for a minute before selling the goods, and then began to sell the goods, including the happy quilt.
Someone left a message saying that she was not very comfortable, asking her to cancel, Zhang Ting suddenly burst into tears: Do you know how hard I work! Every day is so tired that there is no time to spend time with daughter and son, and everyone is not easy!
This is the magical status quo of entertainment industry stars with goods: people who earn a hundred million a night on live broadcasting cry to the 996 workers who may not earn ten thousand a month to cry that life is not easy, and it is funny.
Of course, the one who interpreted this script to perfection is teacher Pan Changjiang.
There is a famous "allusion" in the live streaming with goods, called the Friendship of Panga.
In April this year, Xie Mengwei, who played "Little Soldier Zhang Ga" for a short time, was hammered to live stream the goods to sell brand fake wine.
In another live broadcast, when he connected with Pan Changjiang, the fierce man hissed and the storm cried bitterly, although he did not see the tears.
Pan Changjiang taught him as an elder in a serious way: Xiao Ga, the water on the Internet is too deep, you can't hold it!
Pan Changjiang even slapped his face a few times, pay attention, very light and light, not the vegetarian Zheng This kind of Ha;
In this way, I warnEd Xiao Ga not to just engage in face projects, and not to put making money in the first place.
However, within a few days, Pan Changjiang himself began to sell wine live! The water on the Internet is too deep, Gazi Brother can't hold it, but Teacher Pan can surf the tail wave.
Looking at people's words of urging payment, it reminds people of the leek field under the sunset. There was a crooked river in front of the cutting door, and the sister sang a poor song opposite her.
Here, Eighty-Eight sincerely advises: Never be soft for the tears shed by celebrities in the live broadcast room. Look at your own bank card balance, will life be soft on you because of your tears, stop beating you?
Celebrity favorite with goods script Top 2: self-sacrifice, touching the world.
Recently, the "Internet Physical Examination" in the "Annual Comedy Competition" is very popular, and there is such a paragraph:
The president of the hospital asked the customers who came to the physical examination to buy a preferential physical examination package in the live broadcast room, and as soon as the director quoted the price, the nurse hurried to stop it: "Dean! At this price, we have to lose money! ”
The dean put on a straight face and said, "What's wrong with losing money!" It's to give my family a benefit! ”
When the customers hear it, oh howl treat me like family? Must buy!
In the live broadcast room of the star, such a plot is often staged.
Li Jinming, who played "Meijia" in "Love Apartment", brought goods to sell a burbe**y luxury bag, the original price was more than 6,000, saying that it was the price of pet powder welfare, her live broadcast room only sold 399, and the inventory was only one.
However, when waiting for the link, the inventory became 1000, and the final sales volume was more than 900 orders.
Li Jinming narrowed her eyes and choked up, saying that because the staff had entered the wrong inventory, she would post more than 6 million yuan.
Poor and kind workers have left messages, don't cry, don't cry, we just apply for returns. Li Jinming waved his big hand and said: Oh no need, I can afford to lose this money!
Hit workers spent 399 to buy a self-proclaimed genuine burbe**y bag, big stars upside down three days of salary distribution pet powder benefits, good oh, we all have a bright future.
Shu Chang took the same script, but her cooperation with the team was more tacit.
Last month, Shu Chang was questioned for selling double-digit gold. Eighty-eight wrote her at the time, and a friend in the message pointed out that according to the careful calculation of the gold selling price, it seemed that there was no big problem, it was just a kind of marketing technique.
This month, Shu Chang finally stopped selling double-digit gold. The original price of more than 5,000 full gold bracelet, Shu Chang before selling 2988, this time, she said it was the "Niangniang Pet Powder Festival", directly pressed the price to 2699.
Shu Chang said: You have to hurry, I have all this gold!
In another live broadcast, the original price of 1688 brand watches, Shu Chang only sold 199, and the giveaways were also a bunch.
Shu Chang shouted: "Send another ring ~~~"
In the background, the employees shouted in unison: Sister Chang is powerful! above! chain! pick up!
Shu Chang: "Send another necklace!" ”
The staff shouted again: wow ~~ Changjie atmosphere!!
It's hard not to laugh at this.
99 pieces of iPad, more than 300 big brand bags, bottles are faded di*r perfume, sold to fans are said to be "pet powder".
At this moment, Eighty-Eight just wants to ask: This blessing is given to you, do you want it?
Star's favorite script top3: As long as the cooperation is played well, no leeks cannot be cut.
Actors make money by acting, and performing in the live room is a piece of cake for them. Last year, Liu Tao "joined" Ali as "Liu Yidao" to help fans cut low prices, and broke into fame in the live broadcast with goods.
This year there have been significantly more such scripts.
Ren Zhong picked up a gold necklace in the live broadcast room and said that he wanted to give fans benefits.
After the boss saw it on the side, he kept saying that he couldn't help it, this gold was too big, and I said that I wanted to sell the small grams of gold next to it.
Ren Zhong immediately showed an attitude of thinking about consumers and said, since you have taken it, let's sell it like this! It is also recommended that the boss make up a whole number, the original price is 3999, and the welfare price is 1000 yuan.
The boss said that he was very embarrassed, and finally set the price to 1299, and the shelves were empty for seconds. The next series of jewelry continued to repeat this routine again and again.
Times have changed, everyone earns money according to their own skills, and celebrities have nothing to complain about when they engage in live broadcasting. Just as a consumer, I still hope to be able to have a little less routine and a little more sincerity.
But think about it, people with a daily salary of 2.08 million are trying to think of new routines to attract customers, and you who have a daily salary of 208 yuan, what qualifications do you have to touch the fish?