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Just graduated, and girlfriend into the same unit, three months later the leader personally assessed, the usual efforts showed out, I have full marks in skills, when I am admitted to the girlfriend, the leader and the face of the face of the face of the question is what is going on, the girlfriend is aggrieved: every time I do something, a lot of small handsome men and handsome uncles come to help, I don't have to do anything to finish the work, I can't do it! Leader: It's all right, take your time, come, I'll take you to see the equipment over there...
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Today I went to the store to buy cigarettes, the boss said that as long as you smell the smell of the banknote, you will know whether it is true or not, I handed a ten piece, he sniffed it with his nose, shook his head, and licked it with his tongue and said: "Brother, your banknote is poisonous, right?" I said, "Dude, this is the private money that my wife hid behind my back, and I hid it on the sole of my shoe for more than half a month!" ”
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A beautiful student asked me: Senior, do you have a girlfriend? I was thrilled and answered truthfully: No. The student sister picked up the foot of the skirt, turned around in place, and asked me: Senior, do you look beautiful? My heart beat faster, and I nodded wildly and said: Pretty. The student sister said happily: My boyfriend sent me!
1, fish: if you want to kill, kill, why do you do this to me!
2, the snooker master is where to play!
3, the boss: is your clip, don't want to run ~ ~
4. Strength interprets that the threesome must have the hard truth of my teacher...
5, heartache for such a good car, must be a novice
6, this master is too much, only let the look not to eat, you say angry people are not angry?
7, in order to pull some cargo captains are also fighting, this is simply too dangerous.
8, good pants are not torn, this loser daughter-in-law can still want
9, the moment the girl bit her lip, my child's name was all thought out!
10, father-in-law, you listen to my explanation, it is really not what you imagined!
11, silly daughter-in-law, looking for my dog again! Ha ha