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<h1 class="pgc-h-arrow-right" > Saturn V</h1>
Launched in 1969, Saturn V was the most powerful launch vehicle ever built.
Carrying it is Apollo 11, which is about to complete the feat of man's first moon landing.
It turns out that the world's most powerful power fuel is all around us – hydrogen and oxygen.
Today's launch vehicles basically follow the power idea of Saturn V - using liquid hydrogen, liquid oxygen and hydrogen peroxide can drive rockets and send humans into space.
However, in nature, there is a small bug that has mastered the same chemical method hundreds of millions of years ago...
It even "evolved" a chemical plant that was more advanced than Saturn V into its own body.
This little bug is called - air step beetle, commonly known as fart worm.
Today, we're going to talk about its story.
<h1 class= "pgc-h-arrow-right" > creature monster</h1>
Eisner is a biological monster who loves to flirt with various poisonous insects, the "father of chemical ecology", and the world's authority in the field of evolution.
The fart worm is a bug that ignores the theory of evolution, and this sentence is a problem that Eisner left to the world.
How did the chemical factories in its body evolve?
In 1957, Eisner conducted an experiment in which he first used a frog to eat a fart worm.
The frog stuck to the fart worm and withdrew its tongue, at the same time, it heard a crisp fart sound, and before the frog's mouth could be closed, it shook its legs and shook its head, and immediately spit out the fart worm.
The experiment was unsuccessful, and Eisner switched to a more ferocious toad, which was a top poison, a nightmare for all kinds of poisonous insects.
Sure enough, the toad swallowed the fart worm in one bite, and the crisp fart sound had not yet been made, and the fart worm had already reached the toad's stomach.
Eisner thought it was over, and he put the toad back in.
After 40 minutes, Eisner suddenly heard the toad screaming, he ran over to see, the toad actually spit out the fart worm again, the fart worm was covered with mucus, but it did not die, stood up and chased the toad, the toad was frightened to hide in Tibet...
Eisner was shocked that this thing had survived in the toad's gastric juice for 40 minutes, so what was it doing in the toad's stomach for those 40 minutes?
Let's move on.
< h1 class= "pgc-h-arrow-right" > chemical weapons</h1>
Your fart is stored in the intestines, is a gas generated by the fermentation of various bacteria, you can adjust the valve, release it casually, and then cover your nose and pretend to look at the people around you in disgust...
Its fart is stored in a specialized organ, with two raw materials stored in a jar above, hydroquinone and hydrogen peroxide, and two enzymes, peroxidase and catalase, underneath.
When it is going to fart, open the valve, mix raw materials and enzymes, instantly explode, resulting in a high temperature of more than 100 ° C, the high temperature directly vaporizes 1/5 of the "liquid bullet", resulting in high pressure, and the "bullet" and steam of the soup are sprayed out.
Benzoquinone in "Bullets" is highly corrosive, and when sprayed onto enemies, there are not only hot physical attacks, but also additional magic attacks.
This magic attack is also marker, because benzoquinone has a strong taste, its adhesion and penetration are very strong, and once it is hit, the taste will last forever.
At that time, my brothers helped my sister to catch fart worms, and as a result, that hand was burned yellow and stinked for several days...
In 1997, there were Taiwan media reports that a primary school student was hit in the eye by this "bullet", and within 1 second, all 500 pulse bullets were shot into the eye.
When the elementary school student was taken to the hospital, his eyes were red, swollen and smelled bad, and the doctors eventually saved his eyes, but his vision was seriously impaired.
The fart worm's ammunition magazine contains 20 "bullets", each of which can be sprayed continuously for about 1 second, while making a crisp sound. For this 1 second, it was divided into 500 pulse bombs and fired sequentially.
The hot steam, the boiling water of the soup, and the benzoquinone of the magical attribute were all sprayed into the predator's face in an instant, and although it was not fatal, the crisp sound and the smell on the top would definitely become the predator's eternal nightmare.
Eisner guessed that the 40 minutes that the fart worm was in the toad's stomach were constantly launching "bullet" attacks, forcing the toad to spit itself out.
After spitting it out, the problem arose again, the toad's gastric juice was a highly poisonous, acidic Shura purgatory, and the carapace of the fart worm was intact.
Why is that?
In further experiments, Eisner observed that the "bullet" released by the fart worm would also burn itself, but it would not hurt.
It seems that while the fart worm has evolved a super weapon, it has also evolved a non-bad mech for itself.
At first, many scientists questioned Eisner's experiment.
But then, they all shut up.
< h1 class= "pgc-h-arrow-right" > the second experiment</h1>
In 2018, Japanese scientists at Secondary 2 repeated the experiment.
In this experiment, there is a picture and a truth.
Japanese scientists used two poisonous toads, one is the Japanese toad and the more fierce Japanese toad.
Two kinds of fart worms were used at the same time, one was pre-treated, and its 20 "bullets" had been emptied.
The other is bugs full of "bullets".
Let the two toads eat two fart worms.
If it is really a "bullet" that forces the toad to spit it out, then the proportion of the spit out should be much larger than the empty.
Sure enough, experiments confirmed this speculation.
The Japanese toad ate 14 fully loaded ones and spit out 8 of them. I ate 14 more empty ones, and only 2 of them came out.
For the fiercer Japanese toad, I ate 23 fully loaded ones, vomited 8 out, and ate 23 empty ones, and none of them spit out.
In this secondary two experiment, some amazing data were also obtained:
1, the fart worms that were spit out, 93.8% of them survived for more than 2 weeks, the longest one lived for 562 days, which has far exceeded its normal lifespan, is this only the legendary "five poisonous gods", if you eat it, you can make you invincible...
2, the fastest one, swallowed 10 seconds after being spit out, the longest one, swallowed for 107 minutes before being spit out, the average time is also 45 minutes, fart bug mech without damage.
3, no toad died by swallowing fart worms, but from then on, almost all toads did not dare to swallow this bug again...
In addition to Antarctica, there are more than 500 kinds of farting bugs in the world.
China's farting worms are milder, and African farting worms are the most ferocious.
It has even evolved the killer skill of firing directly forward without turning around.
<h1 class="pgc-h-arrow-right" > bionic technology</h1>
Eric Arndt, a doctor who works on bombers at MIT, said that if the fart worm's explosion chamber was the size of a car, it would explode with about the same power as 1 kilogram of TNT, that is, the power of 200 grenades exploding at the same time. If we had one such chemical plant on our bomber, it would have flown higher, longer, and even into space.
Some people say that the fart worm is a mech designed by an alien to be placed on Earth, with the intention of allowing humans to learn.
Because, the chief designer of saturn von Braun, is an amateur insect enthusiast.
"The Martian" tells a story, saying that in 1939, Caltech had a student organization called the "Rocket Team", which did experiments in the dormitory all day, often exploded, and blew through the dormitory walls.
Then, the school drove them out of their dormitories and found them a valley open space to use as an experimental base, and later, this experimental base built on the river valley became the most important "jet propulsion laboratory" in NASA.
The "Rocket Team" was originally founded in 1937, and among the five founders was a familiar name - Qian Xuesen.
The "Rocket Team" is full of insect fans, and when they blast rockets in the river valley, they are surrounded by all kinds of insects.
Qian Xuesen's good friend and the original founder of the "Rocket Team" - Jack Parsons believes in black magic, superpowers, and insects, and he has always believed that insects have long since flown out of the earth and into space, and human beings are just following the old path of insects...
Perhaps, this continuous farting propulsion mode of the tail is the driving force for the future human interstellar city to fly in space.
Don't be surprised, the use of nuclear bombs to continuously explode to promote the flight of interstellar cities, which is currently considered by scientists to be the most reliable interstellar power.
Now, scientists from all over the world are silently studying fart worms, which is not good, which is another reverse engineering of an alien mech.
Going back to Eisner's original experiments, let's move on.
<h1 class="pgc-h-arrow-right" > Massachusetts, Usa, 1955</h1>
Fast forward to 1955, in Massachusetts, USA, a Harvard graduate student knelt on the grass, removed the stone, and found a small beetle.
He grabbed it with his hand and ended up getting burned.
Since then, the graduate student has been on the bar with the beetle, and this graduate student is the tuning demon , Eisner , and this beetle is the insect fart king - the fart worm.
Eisner grabbed the fart worm back to the lab, and the first thing he did was to soak it in ice water, freeze it half to death, and then carefully grasp it with his hands, grab it and glue it to its back with resin, so that it was suspended in mid-air.
Then, Eisner began to adjust in a fancy way, and the fart worm kept farting, and played like this for several days.
Eisner came to the first conclusion that the beetle contained about 20 "bullets" inside its body, which it would not fire easily because ammunition was limited, and if it was launched, it would take 18-26 hours to reload the 20 "bullets".
Over the next few days, the tuning stopped, and Eisner went to test the ingredients of the "bullet," which, oh, turned out to be benzoquinone.
So Eisner took a test strip that could be colored by penzoquinone, spread it under the beetle, and continued to adjust.
Pull the left leg, and the beetle sprays a large piece to the left, pulls the right leg, and pulls a large piece to the right.
Pull the tail, shoot at the back, press the head, the tail, and shoot over the top of the head.
Eisner came to the second conclusion that the fart worm's "bullet" attack was covered in all directions at 270°.
The next trick, come, you play against spiders, fart bugs easily KO opponents, and then against frogs, toads, you can also win.
Directly replace it with a large vertebrate, poof a few times in a row, "bullet" paste face, and win again.
Eisner was so happy that he loved the fart worm to death, and after becoming famous, Eisner wrote a book called "Remembering insects", and the fart worm occupied the front page headlines.
But Eisner's way of expressing his love was unique, and he dissected the beetle.
He discovered the secret of the power of the "bullet".
The beetle has two glands, one secreting hydrogen peroxide and one secreting hydroquinone, which fill the "ammunition chamber" for about 20 hours.
There is an "explosion chamber" underneath the "ammunition chamber", separated by a reverse valve in the middle.
There are enzymes in the "explosion chamber", and as soon as the enzyme touches the "ammunition", it immediately explodes, and the reverse valve is closed by high pressure to prevent accidental injury to itself.
The pulse muscles of the explosion chamber are precisely controlled and measured, and these shells are sprayed out sequentially with 500 pulses within 1 second, thus buffering the damage of the instantaneous high-energy explosion to themselves.
Soon after, Eisner entered a state of madness, he ate a fart worm in his mouth, he wanted to experience the feeling of a predator...
With a few puffs, Eisner felt a sharp burning sensation, and he tasted it slowly before spitting out the beetle.
Later, Eisner's wife said that after that, for several weeks, he only needed a mouth, and the person next to him wanted to vomit, and the bad breath was too sour...
< h1 class="pgc-h-arrow-right" > Darwin</h1>
During Eisner's research, he discovered a letter from Darwin.
The letter said that during his years in Cambridge Darwin enjoyed collecting beetles, and once he plucked a piece of bark and found at least two rare beetles at a glance, so Darwin grabbed one with one hand.
At this time, he saw a third beetle, a new breed, and in a hurry, Darwin put the beetle in his right hand into his mouth.
Then the beetle spewed out acid, and with a sharp pain, Darwin felt his tongue burn out.
He quickly spit out the beetle, and as a result, it and the third beetle escaped so luckily.
When Eisner saw this, he was very excited, he believed that Darwin had eaten like a fart worm, and this feeling could be experienced.
To test this conjecture, Eisner went to Darwin's hometown, where Darwin's collection of beetles was displayed, and sure enough, Eisner found the fart worms in it at a glance.
There were no high-speed cameras at the time, and Eisner devised an experiment to verify whether the "bullets" spewed by the fart worm were hot, because, just by the sensation of his tongue and fingers, he could not be sure whether the burning sensation came from high temperature or corrosiveness.
He made a very sensitive thermometer, connected to the oscilloscope, and fixed the fart worm in front of the thermometer, and sure enough, it was 100 ° C.
Next, Eisner wanted to take a clear picture of the process, so he designed a shutter that connected to a microphone, and as soon as it popped, the shutter would take a picture.
Then, for the first time, human beings saw the "spark" released by this "bullet".
This spark was on the cover of Science in 1969 along with Eisner's research.
<h1 class="pgc-h-arrow-right" > magic wars</h1>
In fact, there are many insects that are masters of chemistry, and they are good at magic attribute attacks.
There is a kind of ant that sprays formic acid in the African jungle, and no one dares to go where they pass, lions, cheetahs, and gorillas are its defeated generals.
Even the crows in the sky will be attacked by magic swarms if they invade the territory.
However, the natural enemy of this ant is the African fart worm, and every night, the fart worm will walk idly to the ant territory.
The pioneer ants will flock up, and the fart worm will fuck the magic Gatlin on the ass to cut the grass and wash the ground, and the pioneer ants will be killed and injured badly, and their ant acid magic cannot hurt the fart worm at all.
The colony loses the pheromone guidance of the pioneer ant, and it will scatter, and then, it will be the turn of the farting worm to kill at will.
The fart worm also has a cousin, whose magic is even more exaggerated, and it says, Cousin, you wash the floor like this every day, and you work hard to eat so many ants, it's too tired.
You see mine, directly use the chemical plant to mix pheromones, release out, those ants are blind, they smell this pheromone, they will use eight sedans to carry themselves to the ant nest, live in a luxurious single room, become an ant queen, do not move, every day there will be countless ants come mouth to mouth to feed you the most exquisite delicacy.
If you are not happy, you can also grab a few ants to stab it.
This cousin is called the Nest Rifle.
If an ant suspects a cousin hiding in the nest, the cousin can also shake its body, make the same sound as the queen to make them all retreat, and grab a few ant eggs to eat, so that they can see how bad it is.
Nature is so wonderful, especially the arthropod insects all over the world, deep sea, underground, surface and even animals, can find them, 80% of the animals on the earth are arthropod bugs, careful observation of each of them must survive the killer, you will find that this is simply a well-designed prehistoric black technology.
Starting with the Archaeopteryx more than 500 million years ago, arthropod bugs have always been synonymous with earth's black technology.
They have the most perfect hovering wings (dragonflies), perverted eyes that can see 16 colors (Pippi shrimp), and even the most intelligently designed minimalist structure , gears.
There are 23 kinds of Fossil Carboniferous (about 300 million years ago) insects found so far, and these insects are almost identical compared to our current insects, except for their different sizes, that is, each of them has not evolved for 300 million years.
Maybe the bugs are all aliens, or maybe we're aliens.
It's also possible that we and the bugs are actually aliens.
An advocating, a design, never evolving; an advocating, spicy chicken design, constantly evolving...
Back to the point, when I read the story of Darwin and Eisner eating beetles, I always wondered what kind of taste it was when benzoquinone exploded.
Later, I came across a source that someone said, probably you eat dried dates and bananas together, and then magnify that taste by 1,000 times, almost like eating a fart worm.
Well, today's story is shared here, thank you.
<h1 class="pgc-h-arrow-right">The End</h1>
Finally Madame said that after worrying for 14 minutes, the result was that at the last second, you still ate the broadcast...