Cao Zheng Wensong sketch "Old Friend Reality Show" line script

Abstract: King of crossover comedy

Director: All departments have paid attention, today we invited a big star cao Zheng in the country's first-line star to participate in this program, we must capture the most touching and true story in his real life, come and come, the camera is hidden? We're shooting covertly this time.

Videographer: Everything is hidden, the director you can rest assured.

Assistant: Teacher Cao arrives (laying red carpet, scattering flowers, videography).

Director: Hello Teacher Cao, are you uncomfortable today?

Cao Zheng: Cold.

Director: Cold?

Cao Zheng: cold (translated by mobile phone voice).

Translation software: cold, cold, cold.

Director: Cold.

Assistant: Didn't I tell you in advance? The temperature of this room must reach 26.5 degrees.

Director: You look at this temperature (take out the thermometer), it's really 26 degrees difference of 0.5 degrees.

Assistant: Bring it on (clip the thermometer in your arm), 26 degrees 5.

Cao Zheng: Didn't I say that this cold I told you, since I entered this room, I have not felt that kind of warmth, the sunshine knows? Is to let my soul deep there is always some, chill, I communicate with you about this decoration style, the overall tone should not be so dark okay?

Director: Teacher Cao, offend (take off the glasses), is it still dark?

Cao Zheng: Much better (so good)

Director: Really humorous, Teacher Cao.

Cao Zheng: Where to buy nonsense, where is the machine? Let's start recording.

Director: Didn't you look at the contract? Our episode was filmed covertly.

Cao Zheng: Then you quickly call "hidden" over, and I tell him which angle I look at.

Assistant: "Hidden", where did it go? Give me out.

Director: When I say covert shooting, I mean hiding the camera and secretly shooting.

Cao Zheng: I tease you, reality TV, all this way filmed, so let's first introduce what kind of show is this, okay?

Director: This show is called "Star Classmates Association", and the theme of this issue is that when Teacher Cao is in trouble, see if those old classmates you usually don't usually contact can lend a helping hand to help you.

Cao Zheng: Let me not say that your show is not low-end (low-end), I will say that my classmates at the Yellow River Business School are all big entrepreneurs, very busy, and any one of them will be popular, such as the surname Ma.

Director: Ma Yun.

Cao Zheng: Mosaic.

Director: Does it look so vague?

Cao Zheng: Do you care if people look vague or not? I mean that, big entrepreneurs are busy, you can't please come.

Director: Yes, yes, please come, so well, through the recommendation of your assistant, we have selected a few of your elementary school classmates.

(Unfinished)

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