June 1, 2021
Xi Jun is a recent college graduate, and in this era of both inner volume and lying flat, Jun, as a student with three noes, it is impossible to lie flat. Fortunately, after Xi Jun graduated, he entered a law firm and met a master. Xi Jun's master is a thirty-six-year-old lawyer, young and promising, and most importantly, keeping up with the pace of the times.
Today is Children's Day, Xi Jun decided to give Master a gift, so he sent a WeChat message saying: "Boss, I wish you eternal youth and happiness." ”
Lawyer Zhang Da, who was in court, saw that his mobile phone screen lit up, glanced at it, it was a small apprentice, afraid that there was something, he took the time to unlock it and looked at it, who had thought that his apprentice did not play cards according to common sense, saw the information, and only doubted.
“？？” Two question marks were returned, and two question marks were enough to prove Zhang Da's confusion.
Lawyer Zhang Da thought about it carefully, and he didn't seem to have done anything to impress the little apprentice recently.
Is it to celebrate my June 1st? Lawyer Zhang silently thought of this impossible reason in his heart.
When Xi Jun saw the question mark that Master had returned, he knew his old man's confusion and immediately explained.
"Boss, don't think about it too much, I was stimulated today, suddenly sighed, no contrast, no harm."
Lawyer Zhang Da in the court saw that this confusion had not diminished in the slightest, and he couldn't help but think, who is this comparing me with?
So I replied, "How to compare?" You're in the clouds."
When Xi Jun saw this sentence, his heart blossomed: Hahaha, the boss is confused.
"I found that my master is the best compared to other people's masters (we are not narcissistic), but you are definitely keeping up with the pace of the times." Xi Jun said without exaggeration.
Lawyer Zhang finally understood the brain circuitry of this little apprentice, but he understood it, but he was somewhat speechless.
It seems that this little apprentice he recruited is a bit stupid.
Because in the court, Zhang Lu was not good at looking at his mobile phone frequently, but fortunately he returned the little apprentice's message after waiting for the court: "In our line, we must always pay attention to the news, keep up with the pace of the times, and the things in our minds must be updated in time, otherwise it will be ugly." ”
Xi Jun saw Master's solemn answer, and knew that he couldn't joke anymore, so he replied with great seriousness: "I know, Master." ”