The Internet Whole Life Program is here again!
Following "Rain You No Melon", "Rat Tail Juice", "Arthur Please Sit" officially joined the Webino Deluxe Package this week.
If you still don't understand what this sentence means, and don't understand why some people laugh into electric rats when they hear it, then today's content can be more complete to achieve the melon version of the "Preaching and Teaching" function, helping you to show your knowledge of the ever-changing Internet world in some inadvertent moments.
The protagonist of "Arthur Please Sit" is the non-famous comedian Chen Feiyu (his English name is Arthur Arthur), the creator is Feiyu's father, the great director Chen Kaige, and the birthplace of the story is an ancient reality show "Familiar Taste".
The program team arranged for Chen Kaige to prepare a surprise for Chen Hong, but Chen Hong, who has been married for twenty years, guessed Chen Kaige's snack bar, flower shop, surprise package, and surprise location clearly. Sounds like there's no dramatic tension, right?
But as soon as the thunderbolt sounded, Second Duke Chen suddenly appeared. It turned out that the surprise that Chen Kaige had prepared for Chen Hong was to call Back Chen Feiyu, who was still abroad, overnight. Mother and son embraced affectionately in the former courtyard house opposite the Summer Palace, and the Family Fun Theater was about to start.
However, the plot takes a sharp turn, and the family drama quickly turns to the love chapter of the two-person world. Chen Hong walked into the room alone to admire Kai Zige's confession three times, and the heavy gift Chen Feiyu was hung outside the house.
Kaizi brother confession the first step, video article. Chen Kaige spoke affectionately about the sight of the people when he first saw him, and he directly saw the interesting soul through Chen Hong's beautiful skin bag.
Seeing such a Chen Hong, can laypeople such as me think of her personality for the first time?
Confession Step 2, Epistles. Yes, Chen Kaige did not take off the manuscript. He stressed that "you and I are all people who refuse meat and hemp", so he is not prepared to follow the heart of the program group to make fancy love words, but give Chen Hong a box of simple and unpretentious socks, hoping that she will "cherish herself a little more".
However, soon Chen Kaige deeply chanted "do not think about self-forgettable" and "like flowers and beautiful flowers like water flowing years", poetic people still do not fall.
Chen Hong looked at her husband with tears in her eyes, moved to put on a new sock at the table where the meal was set, and then the two got up and hugged.
In fact, Chen Kaige's preparations for this surprise were to run to the high force. Light selection of flowers, some roses tacky, more common lilies, carefully selected to create his dining atmosphere. But Chen Hong's raised foot directly kicked the atmosphere back into the human fireworks.
At the moment when the two finally moved their chopsticks, Chen Feiyu, the light bulb that was hung outside the door, arrived late. At this time, Chen Kaige was sharing poetic food experience.
note! The essence of "Arthur Please Sit" is about to begin, and outstanding scholars have chosen to recite the full text.
Chen Kaige used the title of "a little meat foam" to extend "a delicious cuisine".
Chen Hong responded with "a small grain of corn" and extended to "popcorn with great energy".
The two of us at the dinner table played a drama, and we cut our toes out of Universal Studios.
The prose session had just ended, and Chen Kaige finally remembered Chen Feiyu in the corner. He said casually and deeply, "Arthur, please sit down." Chen Hong shouted "Arthur" briskly and gently
▲ Chen Daoxian's English name is "Arthur", and the later subtitles use Chinese name
But there was no chair for Chen Feiyu in the room! Chen Feiyu, who was holding a bear doll, stepped forward and continued to stand.
Chen Kaige also said, "You take the chopsticks yourself and eat a piece of meat." But the room did not prepare chopsticks for Chen Feiyu at all. He took the old father's chopsticks, followed the direction pointed out by the old father's fingers, and picked up a piece of meat.
Chen Kaige: "Yes, that's great. ”
Chen Feiyu: "Not bad. ”
Chen Hong: Smiling and squinting.
Then Chen Feiyu knelt down next to Chen Hong on one knee and listened to Chen Kaige repeat "The Difference Between Tolstoy's Happiness and Unhappy Family", how meaningful this "braised pork yuanbao egg" is, "the first time to make this dish for you, Vancouver".
It is difficult to accurately describe the impact of the picture of their family of three dining, and it is also a skill to eat a home-cooked meal out of the posture of the medieval meeting of the kings of England and France.
Is it right to be strictly tutored, but is there a hint of deliberateness and contrivance at every step?
This program was suddenly turned over, and the good intentions of the initiators are temporarily untestable, but this precious picture hidden in the big data of the Internet can shine in the happy endurance of many netizens, which gives birth to "Arthur Literature" is also considered to be traffic re-employment.
However, although this style of painting is awkward, it is not contrary to Chen Kaige's consistent personality, after all, he is the most poetic and picturesque man in the jianghu legend.
Career, carry poetry to the end.
In the creative bidding for the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympic Games that year, Chen Kaige single-handedly took his own "sword outside the sudden transmission to collect Jibei, the first smell of tears full of clothes" to the Olympic Organizing Committee.
Director Chen has created a number of film masterpieces, such as "Farewell to the Overlord". But when he himself was also a screenwriter, he used his favorite prose poetic lines, and the rate of loss of control was high. In "Jing Ke Thorn Qin King", this kind of line can also complement the film, but there are more cases of discord in the mismatched movie.
No one understands after ten years, only "Wuji" with two achievements, namely the Steamed Bun Killer and the Broken Bigu Tianchi;
▲ Liu Ye probably wants to destroy the shape of the negative on the whole network
No one can understand why the two sheep herding children can break through the blockade line to lift chairs for astronauts and evaluate the polarized "Daytime Meteor".
Even when it comes to the obstacles encountered in filming, Chen Kaige still uses literary and artistic words to describe. There is a circus about to open, and many cows are driven from the surrounding area, and after the money is in place, "the cow leaves leisurely".
In love, poetry is infused into every detail, and life is turned into drama.
Affected by the "proud" boys' middle school atmosphere, Chen Kaige said that many people pretend not to deal with girls. Pretending to be a fake will miss an opportunity, but he is sincere.
In love and marriage with Chen Hong, Chen Kaige always likes to implicitly play a straight ball.
He always shouted "red" at any time and at any time.
Therefore, in "Familiar Taste", Chen Kaige gave her the letter to call "Chen Hong", and there will be this scene of pampering.
This love name was once numb to the friends around him who could not listen to it. Of course, it may also be that the high-frequency output exacerbates the lethality, after all, when going out shopping, the ears have been ringing with "red", "red" and "red" or still want to part ways with friends.
Eating with friends is also next to no one, seeing Hong who came downstairs late, Chen Kaige was like an arrow off the string to locate Hong's side. Wang Xuexi imitated this vividly, "Red, you must try this." ”
Chen Kaige took away the red cup and immediately asked the assistant to send it back, otherwise what if he was thirsty and red! It's such a big business, is it difficult to prepare two water glasses...
However, Chen Kaige, who was so sweet than his first love, refused to praise Chen Hong's beauty for a long time.
He said that because Chen Hong's beauty did not need praise, he wanted to add the praise of cherishing and importance to his career. Just like the first meeting through the skin bag directly hit the soul, Chen Kaige will always maintain the original heart!
After the film is filmed, Chen Kaige must choose a special time, even if Chen Hong is busy, he must also spare time. Because she will soon remember this minute, in this minute, she will receive a man named Chen Kaige from the bottom of her heart.
After this, Chen Kaige's subtle beauty suddenly went offline. He would pull Red to his side like a domineering president and give her a magnificent kiss!
Of course, in love, it is like Chen Kaige of a big artist, and all aspects are the style of a big artist. He has never experienced the suffering of the housekeeper, so he is informal, angry and rich, so that Chen Hong, who handles complex affairs by hand, is sometimes under great pressure.
They went out together, and Chen Kaige, who had packed up in advance, sat at the door to give Chen Hong a lot of pressure. But Chen Kaige said that it was already very gentlemanly and decent to sit at the door and wait for his wife.
Therefore, the secret of twenty years of first love, in addition to Chen Kaige's unchanging love, is absolutely indispensable to the inclusion of red. It is worth hearing "a little meat foam" and quickly facing out the red of "a corn", a match made in heaven!
In fact, under the influence of Chen Kaige, the red painting style has gradually become confused. Pin Pin she described Chen Feiyu's words as "seeing his eyes, my heart was broken"...
Their styles are so similar that they are an extremely matched pair in the eyes of outsiders.
When Li Guoqing, the head of the exiled team, kindly said that Chen Hongchen Kaige was the happiest couple he had ever met with a business partner.
He was super envious of his past when he came to the Chen family as a guest, and Chen Hong came out of the room just to make a cup of tea for Chen Kaige
And he, at home, Yu Yu did not make tea for him, and Chen Hong did not make tea for him when he went to be a guest.
So even if their romance patterns are full of people's incomprehension, but to quote Arthur's own famous aphorisms, as long as they are now in a very relaxed mood, in fact, netizens are extremely tolerant.
It is lucky to be able to find people with such consistent brain circuits in the world, and we only have respect for such love!