Today is China's traditional festival - the Spring Festival, this year is the Year of the Ox, so I should take a scene and tell you about a little rabbit and the Mid-Autumn Festival. In ancient times, our ancestors felt that the rabbits and rabbits in this world were all female, and there was no publicity. Of course, this magical view only exists in our Central Plains, among the people who do not have the limbs to be diligent and grainless. They probably only know that the jingjing hot pot rabbit is spicy and tender, the red star rabbit dice eat refreshingly and rush to eat, and no one has really cut and fed the rabbit, so they take it for granted that it is like this. However, ordinary people must know that rabbits can't do anything without distinction between male and female, not to mention the northern nomads who are born on the grassland to chase rabbits and falcons, and people have long been able to recite the curse when we were young. The two rabbits walked sideways, and Ann could tell that I was male and female. "You don't care if you can distinguish between the others in the end, but people do know that rabbits have to divide male and female."
After these readers think that all the rabbits in the world are mothers, there is a huge problem. How did the little rabbit come out? Even if it is IVF, it is necessary to have Party A to provide raw materials, otherwise it will be yarn! In fact, they also know that everything has yin and yang. So the thieves secretly observed these rabbits, and after careful investigation, they found that the rabbits always liked to "look up at the bright moon", and when they received them, they thought that the legendary moon had a jade rabbit on the head. Right! That's caged! This jade rabbit is definitely a handsome male rabbit, so handsome that all the female rabbits in the world can't close their legs, and they have to pick it up (pregnant) at a glance. Therefore, all female rabbits are "pregnant with the moon". Perfect！ The global scientific research problem of how the little rabbit came to the world has been logically self-consistent and perfectly answered.
However, this leads to a timeless doubt, if the rabbits in the world are all female, only the jade rabbit is male, then the ninety-fifth time in the Journey to the West "false combination of true form to capture the jade rabbit, true yin and right will be lingyuan." Yu tou sang "Hey, ha! Hey, ha! Who sent you to me, sand you baby, sand you baby! While pressing the jade rabbit essence of Elder Tang Mangsha, was it actually a ladyboy all along? It's exciting to think about!
The super reproductive ability of the jade rabbit, which is a human seeder, has indirectly produced another folk worship among the People of Beijing, yes, that is, the Beijing people who are "root, the door is clear, and the sound of clucking" - The rabbit is grandfather. This rabbit grandpa is actually a jade rabbit, because the front head of the mother rabbit for him "looking at the moon and pregnant", showing that he has a certain ability to send children, so the rabbit grandpa has a statue is that he rides to a unicorn height, legend has this can ask for a son. In fact, the rabbit grandfather sent a son is only his secondary responsibility, and his main responsibility is to eliminate the plague and dispel the disease for people. Legend has it that one year the city of Beijing suffered a plague, and the common people could not get vaccines or buy medicines to eat. At this time, Grandpa Rabbit, who had been pounding medicine in the moon, took pity on himself and came down to make himself a medicine man to give some food to the people, saving the lives of the people in Beijing. Think about it, this story is simply an ancient version of "I am not a medicine god"! Therefore, in order to commemorate him, the people gave him a statue to be used as an offering and for peace.
However, later, this rabbit grandpa has become a curse word again, specifically to scold some feminine male boo, or simply gay male boo, similar to our Sichuan dialect mother bean, mother. Why is this mumbling? There are two main reasons, first, you look at the shape of this rabbit grandfather, it is white and fat, pink, the foundation of Estée Lauder on the face is painted, the lip gloss of Dior is painted on the mouth, and the brain shell also wears a "sexy dealer, online card." "The same rabbit ears. It does look a little sexy in surrealism. This coincides with the false proposition that rabbits only have a mother, so I use rabbit grandpa to describe this somewhat special male. As for the second well, it is a little difficult to say Ha, because the male rabbit likes to ride each other when in heat, mutual (here can not be described in words, afraid of being detained, please play their own imagination), so everyone finally used the rabbit grandfather to describe this kind of "is not the same fireworks" man.
Finally, when you look at the bread renter in "Kung Fu" and scold the clematis as an old rabbit, you don't think that the other scolding is inexplicable, in fact, you just don't have enough background, in fact, the other scolding is black and has connotations, very deep.
