Humorous joke: Today I asked a few girls to go to the bar, and the taxi driver was especially able to nag

1. Recently, when my husband and I were preparing to get pregnant, I asked him to quit smoking, and as a result, he always smoked secretly, and this time he was even crazy to use my Alipay flower shells to buy Chinese, and I couldn't help but have a big fight with him. I went back to my mother's house in a huff, and the more I thought about it at night, the more sad I became, and I couldn't help but cry. The husky who slept by the window rubbing the air conditioner was woken up by me, and it looked at me confusedly, and then grabbed a small towel and came over. I was suddenly very touched, if my husband had erha so considerate. What I never expected was that Erha actually blocked the towel in my mouth, didn't it complain that I woke it up?

2. My girlfriend is getting married, and I accompany her shopping. Girlfriend: "You help me see LV's bag, you help me to consult which one is good." Me: "Is your fiancé going to give you LV bags?" Girlfriend: "Yes, you have been married for a year, why didn't your husband buy you a good bag?" Me: "The bag my husband gave me is the most expensive bag in the world." Girlfriend: "What a bag!" Why didn't you look at your back? I proudly patted my stomach: "My stomach is so big, it is the most precious bag that my husband sent me!" "Girlfriend...

3. Today I asked a few girls to go to the bar, the taxi driver is particularly able to nag, along the way he chattered endlessly, annoyed to death. I played at the bar for more than two hours before leaving, but I didn't expect to stop the driver again. As soon as I drank, I talked a lot, and this time it was my turn to finish, and he didn't eat, and then he couldn't help it. Then he said to me, "Big sister, you're a bit wordy." ”

4. The boss left his daughter-in-law in his hometown in the south, went to the north to work hard, from starting from scratch to now owning his own company, he felt very tired. When working overtime, the boss suddenly said: I am too tired, I should find a "wife" to relax. The boss's daughter-in-law is in the south, how can he find it? The owner couldn't tell the difference and drove us to the northern suburbs and then pitched a tent, a barbecue... The boss said with great emotion: "The air of the wife" is good, and we often come in the future. It seems that to work for this boss, not only must have strong business ability, but also be able to speak local dialect.

5. Two brothers open a company at the same time, and the big brother's company recruits some beautiful women, so that his company is "very lively" in a short period of time, and orders are pouring in. The second brother's company is a very mediocre looking girl, so his company is "unknown". Half a year later, the eldest brother's company collapsed, but the second brother's company persisted, and there were signs of "returning the capital". The second brother called the eldest brother: Brother, at the beginning you did not want to find a beautiful woman, it was just a vase, the business ability is not as good as ordinary girls, or you come to my company, we brothers start a business together. The eldest brother really came to find the second brother, and also brought a beautiful woman, she was an employee of the original company. Big brother introduction: Second brother, this is your sister-in-law. The second brother of the single stick is a bit stupid, and the eldest brother said in a serious tone: Beauty is incompetent, her father has the strength on the line...

6. The sister-in-law especially likes to take advantage of small things, when she was just married, she often came to the house and took anything she liked, and I dared to be angry about it. When I had no other choice, it occurred to me that my eloquent brother was still alone, so I decisively introduced my sister-in-law to him. A month later, my sister-in-law became my brother's girlfriend. Now, the borrowed computer is back, the borrowed money is back, and even the car I didn't have was driven by my brother.