Wei Zheng: Tang Zheng Guogong drove to...
Wei Zhongxian: Daming 9,000 years old driving to...
Wei Daxun: You guys?
Wei Zheng: Xian'er, you have disappointed me too much, how can you be so cruel to yourself? Does it still hurt?
Wei Zhongxian: Old Ancestor, what do you say? (Sticking out an orchid finger) Where have I let you down?
Wei Daxun: Old Zu, don't say anything, you rest and rest, it's hard for us to chat, and it's not good for those who are not happy.
Wei Zhongxian: Hmm...? What's not to be happy about, where am I making you unhappy, you little bunny cub! I have made our Wei family reach the peak!
Wei Zheng: You shut me up! You also led the Wei family to the peak, so did you put me in your eyes?
Wei Zhongxian: Lao Zu, look at what you said, I am also looking at you! You participated in the Wagang Uprising in your early years and opposed the Sui Dynasty, but I have always been loyal to Daming! You look at you again, and later surrendered to the Tang Dynasty, first following the crown prince Li Jiancheng, then surrendering to Li Shimin, the King of Qin, and finally being crowned the Duke of Zheng. And I, only have a heart that is finally bright, and my heart can illuminate the moon!
Wei Daxun: Old ancestors, you are all too powerful, boy, I am not bad now, I am a big star, celebrity!
Wei Zheng and Wei Zhongxian: Shut up! Old people talk, children don't interject...
Wei Zheng: Don't talk, you see the good things you have done, and dare to say me, I am in line with the trend of the times. The times are progressing, society is developing, don't I want to progress?
Wei Zhongxian: Old Ancestor, are you defending yourself?
Wei Zheng: Wanton! Sophistry, sophistry? Am I still using sophistry? At that time, the Sui Dynasty Emperor Yang Guang was cruel and ruthless, and the people's lives were miserable, so I followed Li Mi in the uprising. You know, I was talented and mercurial, and Li Mi had no eyes and let me sit on the cold bench. My talent could not be displayed, so I went to The Tang Dynasty. Tang Shizu Li Yuan asked me to wash the horses of the crown prince and assist the crown prince Li Jiancheng.
Wei Daxun: Old Ancestor, how did you become Li Shimin's person again?
Wei Zhongxian: Oh, the family road has fallen, the loser thing!
Wei Zheng: What a family misfortune! How did history come about! Study hard and read more children. When the "Xuanwumen Incident" occurred that year, the crown prince Li Jiancheng died, and Li Shimin, the king of Qin, saw that I was talented and capable, did not kill me, and reused me. This has been learned in the history of junior high school, have you played mobile phones in school?
Wei Daxun: I have been studying for a long time and have forgotten! I will definitely make up for it when I go back and not let you down.
Wei Zhongxian: Yes, you must study hard, otherwise when others misunderstand me, you will not be able to defend others, and we will lose the face of the Wei family!
Wei Daxun: Do you also have meritorious deeds, old ancestor, I only know that you are nine thousand years old.
Wei Zhongxian: Ahem! What you know is one-sided, where do you know my suffering, at that time our family was poor, and we had no choice but to enter the palace to make a living. After entering the palace, he was able to stand on his feet with the help of nobles, and was later reused by Emperor Xizong. All the way up, to nine thousand years old, in charge of the east and west factories, the power has reached the peak! I killed a lot of people, but those were against me. When I was there, the Ming Dynasty was fine, and as soon as I was gone, there was a crisis in Daming, and uprisings broke out.
Wei Daxun: However, you killed all Zhongliang, you did bad things, isn't it normal for them to oppose you? How can you kill them all?
Wei Zhongxian: If I don't kill them, I won't have a way to live, do you want to see your old ancestor die? No filial piety!
Wei Daxun: I am also great, I used to be a fat man, and then I was inspired to lose weight, and now I am not a gentleman, it looks like Pan An! I am also the pride of our Wei family!
Wei Zheng, Wei Zhongxian, Wei Daxun: May our Wei family's clear water flow forever and everlasting!