In the past few days, the nine-tailed turtle Tao Zongwang had nothing to do, so he shrugged a donkey face, dragged his famous shovel, and stomped around in front of the right door of the Zhongyi Hall. The shovel can be cut, stabbed, photographed, shoveled, and ended with a sharp weapon of god. In particular, Tao Zongwang used to shovel feces all day long, the color was not black, yellow was not yellow, and the pungent taste could be drifted against the wind.
The shovel rod was made of hard date wood, as strong as iron. The color is gray and red, and it is permeated with miserable white, and I don't know how many people's blood or brain plasma has been soaked. The sweet aroma of jujube wood has long since turned into a salty smell, revealing an invisible murderous atmosphere. In contrast, the Sprinkler's water mill Zen staff, although powerful and heavy, does not seem to have any murderous qi, only a faint Buddha's light.
Whenever Liangshan attacked the city and plundered the ground, and the two armies faced each other, Tao Zongwang came up to the battlefield, roared, danced the shovel, and split his head and covered his face to kill a bloody road. The thick smell of dung is really spicy for the eyes. The enemy is all covering his mouth and pinching his nose, and where can the weapons in his hands be controlled? As a result, Tao Zongwang was like serving crops on a daily basis, shoveling, cutting, and shooting, which was a liso. Dung soup, also known as golden juice, has always been a killing poison. The shovel soaked with fecal juice slightly scratched the skin, and within a few days the flesh was rotten and rotten, which was called a miserable!
Tao Zongwang killed the enemy so badly that when he went off the battlefield, he still couldn't be a commander or a small general, and he didn't even catch a dispatch near the Zhongyi Hall and guarding the four passes. Song Jiang, the boss of Liangshan, arranged a job for him to repair the city walls before and after, which sounded strange and powerful, but in fact, the benefits were all taken by Song Jiang, and Tao Zongwang was just a leader who led the work. However, the ordinary people who came to work in the eight townships did not recognize Song Jiang, only Tao Zongwang, and still chased after him for wages.
After the city wall was repaired, Tao Zongwang was driven by Song Jiang to dig the dung pit, which was really a specialty. Song Jiang and Wu did a good job of ideological work, saying that there is no noble and lowly in Liangshan, that there are brothers in all over the world, sitting in the Zhongyi Hall, and digging up dung pits, all of which are adding bricks and tiles to Liangshan's great cause of the Heavenly Path. The eldest spoke, and the younger brother burst into tears. At the beginning, Tao Zongwanggan's pack of strength, the big shovel danced vigorously, and the more he thought about it, the more wrong it was.
Lao Tzu was also the lord of the Four Villages of Huangmen Mountain, Moyun Golden-winged Ou Peng and Iron Flute Immortal Ma Lin, who became the generals of the Ma Army, and followed generals like Lin Chong and Guan Sheng all day long to show off their might, and that prestige was not to be mentioned. The most enviable thing is that Jiang Jing, the divine operator, just because he played a good abacus, he became a mr. accountant in charge of money and grain, gold and silver went in and out of the sky, and it was enough to touch a handful of oil and water at will.
Just bitter Tao Zongwang! After building the city for two years, Song Jiang did not allocate much silver, and Wu used the words of righteousness and righteousness to tell Tao Zongwang: "If there is silver, who will not work?" Without silver, do a good job, this is the skill! Song Jiang said in a serious tone, "The city is the foundation of Liangshan, and it must be repaired." Why didn't Wang Lun, the white-clad Xiushi, and Chao Gai, the King of Tota, carry forward the cause of Liangshan? It is that the city wall has not been repaired, basically it cannot be beaten firmly, and everything is in vain! ”
Tao Zongwang had no choice but to tell the truth to the migrant workers, who heard that there was no silver to take, some simply scattered, and some went directly to the Zhongyi Hall to make trouble. Song Jiang and Wu Yong hurriedly summoned Tao Zongwang, who was very loud: "Liang Shan put you in charge of repairing the city walls, so that you can do your work according to the Fa and do the eight classics." Who made you fool around? Liangshan Silver was temporarily nervous, sooner or later you have to give, you don't suppress the migrant workers, how can you still instigate trouble? ”
Wu turned to the migrant workers and said, Liangshan has a lot of silver, all of them are the ghosts of Tao Zongwang! Tao Zongwang was chased by migrant workers and had no way out, so he almost threw himself into a dung pit. Finally met the old man of Huangmen Mountain, the rich and powerful god operator Jiang Jing. Jiang Jing pulled him over, looked left and right, and whispered, "Brother Tao is not panicked, he really doesn't hide it, I also put silver here." In this way, they are all old acquaintances, give you a sweet, first lend you three thousand taels of silver, so as to send away the account behind you. Wait for Big Brother Song to dial in the silver, and return it as soon as he gets it! ”
Tao Zongwang listened, yes! Just do it, get me three thousand taels of silver for emergency. Unexpectedly, the divine operator Jiang Jing first let Tao Zongwang sign several documents, put several red handprints, and then the abacus crackled and stretched out a hand in front of Tao Zongwang's eyes: "Three thousand two silver, deduct one thousand two donated by Liangshan cause, two thousand two for half a year's interest, one thousand two for the Skywalker, you give me another thousand two!" "Tao Zongwang's face is green, dare to borrow three thousand two silver, one or two can't get, but also owe you a thousand two?!" Picking up the shovel was about to shoot this, but I didn't expect Jiang Jing to escape quickly. Therefore, Tao Zongwang dragged a shovel all day and stomped in front of the Zhongyi Hall...
