10 humorous short stories, let you see a different state of life

- 01 -

Father and son saw a very luxurious imported car.

The son said to his father dismissively: "People who drive this kind of car must have no knowledge in their stomachs!"

The father replied lightly: "Those who say such things certainly have no money in their pockets!"

Does your view of things also reflect your true attitude inside?

- 02 -

After dinner, mom and daughter wash the dishes together, and dad and son watch TV in the living room.

Suddenly, there was the sound of smashing plates in the kitchen.

The son looked at his father and said, "It must have been broken by my mother."

"How do you know?"

"She didn't swear."

We are so accustomed to looking at people and ourselves by different standards that we often blame others for being strict and lenient with ourselves.

- 03 -

There are two Taiwanese tour groups to travel to the Izu Peninsula. The road was in poor condition and there were potholes everywhere.

One tour guide repeatedly said that the road was like a hemp.

But another tour guide poetically said to the tourists, "We're going to walk the famous Izu Charming Dimples Avenue."

It's the same situation, but different ideas will produce different attitudes. How beautiful it is to think, how to think, is up to you.

- 04 -

They are also third-graders and their future aspiration is to be clowns.

The Chinese teacher rebuked him: "I have no ambition, I can't learn on my own!"

The Foreign Church said, "May you bring laughter to the whole world!"

As elders, we not only demand more than encouragement, but also define success narrowly.

- 05 -

My wife is cooking in the kitchen.

At her husband's side, he kept nagging: "Slow down, be careful!" It was too hot. Turn the fish over, put too much oil! ”

My wife blurted out, "I know how to cook."

The husband replied calmly: "I just want you to know how I feel when I drive and you are chattering next to me..."

It's not hard to learn to be considerate of others, as long as you're willing to take things seriously from the other person's point of view and standpoint.

- 06 -

A bus full of passengers sped downhill, followed by a man.

One passenger stuck his head out the window and said to the car chasers, "Dude! Forget it, you can't catch up. ”

"I have to catch it," the man said breathlessly. "I'm the driver of this car."

Some people have to work very hard, because otherwise, the consequences will be very tragic. However, it is precisely because we must go all out that the underlying instincts and unknown features will eventually be fully revealed.

- 07 -

A: "New neighbors are disgusting." He came in the middle of the night last night and rang my doorbell with a bang. ”

b: "What an abomination! Did you call the police immediately? ”

Answer: "No, when I'm crazy, keep blowing my little horn."

There's a reason it happens. If you can see for yourself what you are, the answer is different.

- 08 -

Zhang San was driving on a mountain road. Just as he was enjoying the view, the oncoming truck driver suddenly rolled down the window and shouted, "Pig!"

Zhang March wanted to be more angry, rolled down the car window and scolded: "You are the pig!"

As soon as he finished scolding, he bumped head-on into a group of pigs crossing the street.

Don't misinterpret the kindness of others, it will only hurt yourself and humiliate others.

- 09 -

The little boy asked his father, "Does the father know more than the son?"

Dad replied, "Of course!"

"Who invented the electric light?"

"Edison."

"Then why didn't Edison's father invent the electric light?"

Authority is often just an empty shell that cannot stand the test, especially in today's era of pluralism and openness.

- 10 -

Xiaoming accidentally swallowed a small piece of soap while taking a bath, and her mother panicked and called the family doctor for help.

The doctor said, "I still have a few patients. It may take half an hour to get there. ”

Xiaoming's mother said, "What should I do before you come?"

The doctor said, "Give Xiaoming a cup of boiled water, and then jump hard, you can let Xiaoming blow bubbles with his mouth to pass the time."

Now that it's happened, why not face it calmly? Trouble is better than relief, and poverty is better than poverty and happiness.