The family has a virtuous wife Pepsi worries

The family has a virtuous wife, if there is ten thousand gold. If it is too virtuous, it is like overnutrition... [Laughing and crying] [Laughing and crying] [Laughing and crying]

My wife is typically overnourished. The family's expenses are carefully calculated to the extreme, and friends who do not know the truth still think that my family is saving money to buy an aircraft carrier. In fact, the wife just saves money to prevent aging, afraid that we will have no money and no one to take care of us after we live to be two hundred years old... [Cover your face] [Cover your face] [Cover your face]

I worked at the construction site, and my wife never let me take my clothes home to wash. She said that taking it home to wash costs both electricity and water, so let me wash it at the construction site, which can save both electricity and water for my family. I said that buying a plastic raincoat to wear to work is more economical, wear dirty and wipe it clean. I don't know if my wife's head was caught in the door, or what kind of stimulation, I really bought me a plastic raincoat, and it was still transparent. The wife also praised the quality of the raincoat, saying that transparent plastic is a new material and harmless to people. Opaque plastics are recycled materials that are harmful to the human body. I can't speak for half a day, if I wear a pair of pants and then wear a transparent raincoat, walking on the street, the return rate is absolutely leveraged, it is estimated that the sperm hospital is vying to invite me to be a guest... [Red Face] [Red Face] [Red Face]

Our family's life is very frugal, today fried shredded potatoes, clear water cabbage, tomorrow green water cabbage, fried radish shredded. Eating I feel like I have to be helped when I walk. Went to the hospital to check, the result was seriously malnourished, but the wife said that the temple life is more difficult, many monks are still full of red light, and not many monks are malnourished! Maybe I was born with poor physical fitness, and even the doctor was dumbfounded... [Tear Run] [Tear Run] [Tear Run]

My wife secretly hid the money she had saved and used, and no one knew where to hide it. Mainly afraid that I will spend money indiscriminately, in the future, I will be old and poor, and the goal she set is estimated that the two of us will live for more than two hundred years... [Cover your face] [Cover your face] [Cover your face]

In order to save money, my wife bought a very poor quality mobile phone. She said she didn't play games, and she had a phone that could be connected and played. On this day, she put the mobile phone on the bed to charge, and as a result, because of the poor quality of the mobile phone, the circuit was broken during charging, and the quilt was ignited, fortunately, it was found in time, and only the mattress was burned. Did not ignite the neighbor's house, but the consequences are unimaginable. My wife cried sadly, and I didn't want to be sad, afraid that she was sad and broken, so I quickly took the initiative to take out the hidden private money. Let the wife buy a new mattress, but the wife is still heartbroken. I said that the old ones don't go to the new ones, let alone not burn much, what is there to be sad about? My wife told me sadly that the anti-aging money of our two, she hid in the mattress, and now it has become a pile of ashes, can you not be sad? Think about the clear water cabbage, shredded potatoes, shredded radish I eat every day... This sin is in vain, I am also sad from it, this is my turn to be heartbroken... [Tears] [Tears] [Tears] [Crying] [Crying] [Crying]