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The funny cross-talk "Old Two Mouths", Guo Degang and Yu Qian offered it with affection

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The funny cross-talk "Old Two Mouths", Guo Degang and Yu Qian offered it with affection
The funny cross-talk "Old Two Mouths", Guo Degang and Yu Qian offered it with affection
The funny cross-talk "Old Two Mouths", Guo Degang and Yu Qian offered it with affection
The funny cross-talk "Old Two Mouths", Guo Degang and Yu Qian offered it with affection
The funny cross-talk "Old Two Mouths", Guo Degang and Yu Qian offered it with affection

The wound is the last cold day, and the haggard people are unbearable; Invite wine to destroy the intestines three cups of drunkenness, looking for incense and frightening dreams five more cold. There are tears in the skull, and the butterflies have no chance of me; The small building is lonely and the new rainy moon is also difficult as a hook and difficult to round. --Guo Degang

 The character is cold and warm, the world is hot and cold, the glory and humiliation are disputed, the death is fleeing, and the self-turbidity is self-purification and self-safety. There were thousands of laughs on the stage, and there was bitterness and misery offstage. --Guo Degang

In the event of a good sunny day, a good landscape, a good book, a good calligraphy and painting, a good flower, a good wine, and a good mood, you must be used to appreciate it, and you must not waste it. Life is short, we must know gratitude, contentment, fate, knowledge, know, know luck, the heart is not greedy and honorable. Willow wind, sycamore moon, plantain rain, plum blossom snow, toon sprouts, wild vegetable roots, eggplant handles, tofu puree, custom and elegance, vegetarian and meat, all-round greeting, life is also a joy. --Guo Degang

I thought I liked to watch movies, but I later found out that what I liked was sitting in a dark room where no one was allowed to talk to me, eating my own snacks.

Girl: "After sleeping with me, the boyfriend became cold." Friend: "Cold? Dead?"

I took the bus home in the evening rush hour when a little brother next to me took a few meat skewers from a barbecue stall. There were more and more people, and he was getting closer and closer to me. At that time, I smelled the scent of the DC saliva. Suddenly the driver made a sharp stop, and the meat skewer came directly to my mouth. I also subconsciously took a bite, when the little brother turned his head, I quickly closed my mouth, looked around, and pretended to be like a thing. At this time, I heard the little brother say: Don't pretend, see your cheeks are bulging.

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