1. Spoof vanity of the blind date
At the blind date, she talked about how her former boyfriend drove a luxury car, lived in a mansion, often praised how beautiful she was, and was nervous when he saw her.
He looked at her: "I, I generally look, see beautiful women, also, will also nervously speak, unable to speak." ”
She smirked, "Your way of talking is really old-fashioned." ”
"But, but if you see no, it's not good, it's going to stutter."
The woman's face immediately turned the color of pig's liver
2. Donkey's relatives in the city
Zhao Benshan rode a donkey into the city and happened to meet Fan Wei
Fan Wei asked, "Have you eaten?" ”
Zhao Benshan: "Eat." ”
Fan Wei said triumphantly, "I asked the donkey, what do you interject!" ”
Zhao Benshan slapped the donkey with his backhand and reprimanded: "Sample, there are relatives in the city and don't tell me." ”
3. Pretend to be a grandson
An old man in his 70s married a little girl in her early 20s
The old friend went to see HeXi and joked: "You are about the same age as the grandfather, don't be wronged by the girl." ”
The old man was aggrieved: "I am just wronged, I am two years older than her grandfather, and now I have to be a grandson to others." ”
4, I like rough room
Girlfriend: I heard that your men have a theory that girls wearing mink are luxurious decorations, girls wearing cotton clothes are fine decorations, and girls wearing bikinis are simple decorations. What decoration style do you like?
Boyfriend: I like rough rooms.
5, there is something wrong with you
A couple married for five years without childbearing, the mother-in-law was very dissatisfied, and finally drove away the daughter-in-law with all kinds of difficulties.
Soon after the divorce, they became a new family
A year later my ex-wife suddenly called and said, "I'm pregnant now." ”
The husband said: "We have been divorced for a year, and the children are certainly not mine. ”
Ex-wife: "I know the child is not yours, just telling you that something is wrong with you." ”
Husband: "Silently look at the wife who is about to be born."