Children's Day is just over.
Have you ever seen a child bouncing around alive and experiencing the fear of being dominated by a bear child?
Bear children, usually male in gender, range in age from 3 to 13 years old, mostly born in relatives who are not close to each other, also known as the "king of the hundred beasts".
The appearance is usually cute and well-behaved, but its destructive power is no less than that of the neighbor's Erha.
The phone is broken, the keyboard is broken, the monitor is painted, these are all normal operations.
The model is dismembered, the hand is completely destroyed, if the family really believes that these things are what you call "a few dollars of small toys".
In the end, you can only secretly hide in the bed and wash your face with tears.
In these years, it is inevitable that everyone will encounter bear children, after all, Peppa Pig has become a "social person".
Xiao Kill turned over the history of the film, the filmmakers really had a vision, those classic bear children in the movie, just raise their hands can complete the reality of a few streets!
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"Very Anchor"
Bear child realm pretends to be the originator
Bear Child Index: ★★
People who have seen this movie, the plot must have forgotten seven seven eight eight.
But this signature smile that is forced to explode is definitely a familiar meme for many people.
The setting of the film's story is very "speeding".
Radio anchor Hyun Soo (Cha Tae Hyun) is in his 30s and "likes to be a grandfather".
The first love secretly gives birth to a daughter, Jing Nam (Park Baoying), who has a son Ki Dong (Wang Hao Hyun) in high school.
Ki-dong, who has defected to Hyun-soo and successfully recognized his grandfather, not only possesses the basic skills of a bear child to destroy everything, but also has a pair of fire eyes and golden eyes.
Such a "small trick" as the Hidden Card could not escape his magic eyes at all.
But in the face of adults' tricks, he is not spoiled and even more intolerant.
Only reply with a contemptuous smile that pretends to be 100% forced, making the other party eager to punch a hole in it.
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Whirlwind Kid
The most colorful bear child in the film industry
If the precocious bear child in the animation industry is a crayon shin, then Hao Shaowen is absolutely unparalleled in the film industry.
Riding a bicycle and singing, flirting, and being merciful.
Not only did he provoke his sister to be bold and careful, and ask his brother (Lin Zhiying) to get up, he also had a unique set of "fierce postures".
Pluck leg hair, pour soap and water, or even light a firecracker and stuff it directly into the bed.
Nothing to report in front of his parents about his brother's little secret.
It is estimated that the brother in the previous life must owe the younger brother a lot of money.
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Stranger in Disguise 2
Finish exploding Loki's god-level bear child
Bear Child Index: ★★★
Kerry King's "Stranger in Disguise" is definitely a childhood classic for many people, and this "Stranger in Disguise 2" sword is on the side, turning the person who gets the mask into a bear child.
The bear child with super power not only pits his father without mercy, but even the evil god Loki is tossed and wants to call the police.
Even the gods can't figure it out when they get up, please take a detour when you see such a bear child.
But this sequel, in addition to the setting of the bear child, other aspects are a mess, and it also successfully won the golden acid plum of the year.
Sure enough, the only person who can surpass Kerry King should be himself.
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"The Grudge"
Scare your horrible bear child
Remember the last time you pranked to scare your bear kids?
No matter how skilled the bear child is, he is definitely no better than the little boy Toshio in "The Grudge".
As soon as the cat sounded, bad luck immediately befell every visitor to the murderous house.
The plot of Gaco and Toshio's world-weary killing stems from their own tragic encounters.
But the bear child, whose whole body is covered with prickly heat powder, is really not ambiguous at all.
Without saying anything, the killing sister quickly went to brush two episodes of Happy Goat and purify the brain.
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"The King of the Sea Bian"
The killer of the world is super-killer
Bear Child Index: ★★★★
Although the bear children in front of them have their own strengths, their behavior is at most a prank to deceive others.
Even if it is Toshio in "The Grudge", there will always be a "foreplay" in killing people.
The "Super Killing Woman", played by Colo Moritz, if placed in the dark ages, will definitely become a soprano demon head with one hand covering the sky.
Don't look at her beautiful like a heavenly immortal, really move her hands to instantly transform into a killing machine.
Not only are knives, guns and sticks playing like they are, but they are also sensitive and powerful, and they can overthrow the entire underworld gang with the blink of an eye.
The other children's birthday gifts are Barbie dolls and teddy bears, but she will receive full of guns and ammunition for her birthday, and she is happy.
When I first watched "The King of the Sea Flat", my sister was immediately bent into a paper clip by this extraordinary little girl.
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"The Kid Who Wants to Be a Bear"
True Bear Kid
Bear Child Index: ★★★★★
Killing people like chopping melons and chopping vegetables can be relegated to the second place, and who is the first bear child?
Because this is the real bear child.
This animated film, adapted from the myths and legends of the Eskimos, tells the story of a child raised by a bear who, after returning to his hometown, is unable to integrate into human society and eventually transforms into a bear.
Although the little male protagonist can't kill people, let alone play pranks, he is the only child who turns into a bear.
This Danfa co-production of the film explores the relationship between man and nature, and the interlude of the film is composed by the composer of "The Spring of the Cattle Herding Class".
The story is touching, the soundtrack is a bit hypnotic, but very good!
The Child Who Wanted To Be A Bear
Bruno Coulais - Kid who wants to be a bear - L'Enfant Qui Voulait Etre Un Ours OST
Putting the child who becomes a bear at the top of the list of bear children can be said to be well deserved. (Hahahaha, do not accept all rebuttals)
In fact, this "bear child list" summarized by the killing sister is not intended to show how fierce and difficult the bear child is.
"Bear" is not the nature of children, and the bear children in the movie actually have childhood experiences that ordinary children have not experienced.
At the end of the day, the root of the problem is education.
Without the right sunlight and temperature, even dog tail grass cannot be fed, let alone people.
Although everyone's children are treasures, the right education should not start from school.
The way of being human is a compulsory course that should begin from birth.
Finally, Xiao Ji wanted to give a trick to the pot friends who watched the hand destroy the silent tears.
Secretly told my parents that these "toys bought for a few dollars" are out-of-print treasures and can be added to value.
Many of my friends have used this trick, try it out!