From teaching for more than twenty years, if there is any student who can make me, a teacher, really like to the extreme and hate to the extreme, only Qin Haotian is this guy. This super scum who stole spicy strips every day, called the female teacher to be a "beautiful teacher", and could not write 20 words a day, and the subsequent transformation made me drop my jaw.
The last time I saw him was more than two months ago. It was a sunny Friday, and I was busy in the office near the end of the afternoon, and I heard that students had come to see me. I rushed to the school gate, only to see a small fat brother standing at the school gate like a junior high school student, I took a closer look, only to see that it was Qin Haotian, a student who graduated two years ago.
On a hot day, this guy was sweating constantly on his forehead and holding a large watermelon in his hand. Seeing me, he grinned wide open and revealed his big white teeth.
"Haotian, I'm thin, and the teacher almost can't recognize it."
Shaking my head and smiling as always, I instantly found the familiar Haotian again.
"Teacher Tang, I'm afraid I won't find you, so I've been standing at the door and waiting here, and when I see a teacher coming, I'll ask." But there is persistence and shrewdness in the humble words.
I reached over and tried to habitually stroke his big head and pinch his big fat face, but found that this big head had grown much taller, and the fat face that used to be like a meat ball was also missing a lot of meat, so I had to give up.
I don't want this guy to free his hands and pinch his fat face, and he gets up triumphantly: "See if I've become handsome?" ”
"Yes, Haotian has become a big handsome guy, haha."
Haotian and their class of students, I began to take over from the third grade. This guy is not tall, swollen, and walks like a big rolling ball of meat, which is particularly conspicuous among the children.
Even if it is so far away from the lens, the face is the largest, can you see who Xiao Haotian is?
There is no moment of peace in class, the mouth is many, as long as the teacher raises his hand as soon as he asks a question, it does not matter whether it will be, he will stand up and say it without hurrying and speaking blindly, often answering the bull's head is not right for the horse's mouth and the face does not change color.
Later, when he saw him raise his hand, he was annoyed, so he pretended not to see him and ignored him, and the fat flesh palm was eager to reach the teacher's eyes. It was boring, so he hid from stealing spicy strips or making things.
As soon as it was time to write, his pen was broken, and two fat palms kept "fixing the pen" there, and they also bit the refill with their mouths, making their mouths full of ink.
When I learned of his trick, I threw his pen in the trash and another one to him. Later, I developed the habit of helping him prepare his pen and homework book in class.
Even so, his fat "bear paw" could not grasp the pen well, and he could not write a few words in half a day. In fact, he has a lot of knowledge in his head, and his mouth can also speak the Tao, but it can fall to the end of the pen, and the words cannot be written. The words are like his people, not at all, his words are also fat and lazy, one top of other people's four so big, like kindergarten children twisted out.
I corrected him countless times to take a pen and write, to no avail.
Countless times he told his mother that his homework was always not completed, and his mother was busy working and did not care.
His spicy strips can never be eaten and confiscated. Strangely, he ate spicy strips as rice, did not have anything to do, and was still fat and jumping around. So that other students ate spicy noodles, I scolded: "Do you think you are Haotian, how to eat is okay?" ”
One morning at school, the female teacher in the office couldn't smile straight. It turned out that Haotian saw the three female teachers walking through the playground, ran over, and shouted one by one: "Beautiful teacher, good morning!" ”
I couldn't help but grab him and ask why, and he said, my mother said, call a beautiful woman, people will be happy. The teacher is also a woman, so it is called a beautiful teacher.
I suppressed my smile and scolded, I am not allowed to call this in the future, he nodded oh oh.
At the food festival, Haotian introduced food production in a serious way
Three seasons a year, spring, summer and autumn, he is uniformly dressed, big shorts, big tank top, and his head is always sweating. Maybe the fat meat of that body is too hot, and the big winter is also thin clothes and thin pants, but I have never seen him catch a cold.
If there is a smell in the classroom, everyone will definitely look at Haotian, his spicy strips mixed with the exhaust gas digested by other foods, which can almost smulate the entire classroom. In the disgusted expression of others, the guy was still grinning triumphantly.
Because his soles are too fat, it is good to wear sandals, once you put on sneakers like a boat, the front and back of the shoes will be too empty, and you will walk like a big fat duck dragging and dragging, very difficult.
Moreover, his sneakers are more powerful than biological weapons, and the whole classroom will be filled with a strange smell of stinky salted fish. In order to control the hazard as much as possible, I had to transfer him to the corner of the classroom. Therefore, in the winter, Haotian is either sitting last or at the front.
He had told his mother that his shoes were only fresh for three or five days, which may be the reason why his fat soles were sweating too much.
Once, the smell of poop filled the classroom for a long time, and everyone unanimously crusaded against Haotian, and this guy said that it was not him. Someone said he was going to the bathroom and stepping on the stool, so he turned over his shoes for everyone to check. Some people said that he pulled the poop and did not wipe his ass. Just in time for physical education class, I left a few suspects behind. I first checked Haotian, this guy did not hesitate to pull his pants down, revealing a fat big PG, and patted it on to show us, there was really no problem.
Then Haotian smelled a strange smell on a classmate's body and shouted excitedly. Once in a while, we have wronged Haotian. This little fat boy who is accused and insulted by others every day has behaved very generously, and has also taken the initiative to accompany the guy who pulls his pants and does not dare to squeak to the toilet, and does not hesitate to help clean up.
The next two things made me look at him even more. Our annual arts festival has a particularly meaningful reserved program – the Flea Market.
Haotian is really playing to his thick-skinned and eloquent brain shrewdness. He first set up a "cooperative company" with two classmates, and a large stall filled with their old books and toys attracted a lot of traffic, and it didn't take long to sell a lot. After seeing that few people came to buy it, the two partners lazily wanted to collect the stall, so he moved the stall to the door of the first and second grade classrooms alone, fiddling with his toys and shouting loudly, and his childish toys were quickly snapped up by the children.
I was amazed by his natural business brain, and I heard that his father was the chairman of a company in Hainan, and I don't know if this guy got his father's inheritance. I hadn't seen his father in years, only a few phone calls.
Another time, I saw that his body was full of blue and purple whip marks, so I asked him what was wrong. He said Mom beat it. I said I must have done something bad again, played well.
He said disapprovingly: My mother wants to beat my sister, and I said that my sister is still young and can't beat her. But my mother was so angry, I let her beat me, and my mother took off my clothes and beat me.
Such a mother makes me speechless, no wonder Hao Tiancheng is like this today, this guy makes me impressed at the same time, I no longer expect his mother to be able to educate him.
After that, I left a special seat on the right side of the podium, and as long as he couldn't control himself, I asked him to come up and sit down. Over time, this place has become his exclusive seat.
When I first started training, because I was too fat, Haotian jumped less than one meter, ran zero points, and solid balls were one point. But he always practiced with sweat, not bitter or tired.
I used my spare time to set up a special training class for students in need, haotian rushed to be the class leader, found out which lazy, but also decently criticized education. In fact, he often can't complete his homework because he writes too slowly, and many words can't be written. But he was already the most diligent one.
Once, on the way out of school, I saw Haotian talking to a few junior high school girls squatting on the ground smoking, and then he shook his fat head and left.
I rushed over to ask him, and he said: I advised the girls not to smoke, it is not good for the body.
Did they listen? I asked curiously.
They said, get out of the way, and hit me again.
I wanted to laugh, and then I held back, and said good, and I will leave them alone in the future.
Some children always think of learning badly, thinking that learning bad is their ability; while some children, no matter how others treat him badly, are still bent on being good, such as Haotian.
Back two months ago, Haotian went to the office with a watermelon, put the watermelon on the desktop, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
I was wondering, my back was vibrating, and it turned out that this guy had squatted down to help me beat my old waist.
Before, because I often couldn't finish my homework, I stayed after class. Between classes, I saw me sitting on my old waist uncomfortable, and without saying a word, he stood behind me and helped me beat my old waist.
After a long time, I don't need to say, as long as I am still in the classroom after class, I always consciously help me beat my back.
I said, hard work, get up, all as tall as the teacher to come back to this set.
Haotian did not get up, and said while pounding: Teacher Tang, is there anyone to help you beat your back now?
I smiled bitterly, thinking to myself, where in this world are there so many children with as many problems as you, thick skin, thick mouths, sweet and high emotional intelligence?
After eating a few slices of watermelon, I asked Haotian if he still ate spicy noodles.
He said that he had eaten early, and now he was disgusted when he saw it, running every day and eating a pot of rice.
No wonder I lost weight and became stronger.
He said: It turned out that in the errand shift, there were people in the dormitory who played games and scolded people and fought every day. Later, I couldn't manage them, so I studied hard, and the ranking of the school in the examination rose to more than five hundred, and I had to be transferred to the middle class this semester. (Their school has nearly 1,000 students in one grade.)
I said to work harder and try to get into the top class.
Talking about the family situation, Haotian said with a bitter smile that in fact, his father and his mother had divorced earlier. They thought they didn't know, but in fact he already knew, he just didn't want to say, he didn't say anything back then.
I suddenly understood why this seemingly grinning child took off his clothes to beat his mother. He's so responsible.
I couldn't bear to expose his sore spots, but just said, let your father take more money to your mother, you study well.
Before parting, Haotian said, Teacher Tang, I will come to see you again next year.
I quipped to him, what about the year after?
He said: Years and years!
I said: Wait for more than ten years, bring your little Haotian with you.
This guy laughed so hard that he squirted out all the watermelon juice and said embarrassedly: I'm afraid he's as fat and lazy as me, and it's hard to do it.
Don't be afraid, Teacher Tang help you teach!
Oh, in fact, I also know that some things of disposition do not need to be taught deliberately.