Anyone who has watched "Doraemon" knows that the male protagonist Nobita is known for his misfortune. This guy has a weak personality, poor academic performance, maintains a high and stable level of 0 in the exam for many years, and is a failure without superiority, but is this really the case?
We did some research, and it was really scary than we thought
Ordinary people can't do the same level of achievements always maintain the same level, multiple choice questions are randomly selected for a few points, the probability of judging the right or wrong questions is 50%, and Nobita not only did it, but also very stable... Why?
The teacher's unfair judgment
Nobita's IQ has not been online for a long time, and 0 points on exams is the norm, but we found that the teacher was biased against Nobita and deliberately gave Nobita 0 points many times, and the evidence was conclusive.
2 + (2×5) = 12, is this wrong?
This kind of normalcy makes Nobita lose his human rights, whether the answer to the test is correct or not, the test paper is marked with √ is ×, the teacher will finally judge him with a "0" score, which has never changed for many years, which is touching.
"Why did the teacher target me?"
Professional is too difficult, far beyond his age range
Nobita is a 4th grader in the anime, and in the episode "One Hundred Points once in a lifetime", we find nobita's problems difficult to do.
Construction and investment projects... It's too much.
AC circuit consumes "energy", "fit" circuit consumes power examples when the load is "safe".
How to look at the above is like engineering or function problems, there are road diagrams next to it, and primary school students are now under so much pressure...
There are too many pig teammates around
In the manga, Doraemon has a headache while telling Nobita the answer to the wrong question. The title is obviously addition, but he counts multiplication. Nobita is not stupid, but has been seriously affected by his intelligence around him.
Stupidity is contagious
Nobita doesn't score 0 points every time, and 100 points are also available
And more than once, Nobita has reduced the 0-point rate to 20% through continuous efforts, and it is easy to get 100 points for such a difficult question...
Although Nobita's performance is poor, it is not bad enough to get 0 points every time, basically an average of about 8 times out of one, and the degree of professional households with 0 points is a long way off.
Once I took a lucky pill and scored 30 points
Doraemon OVA: Drive Away Aliens
In addition, he scored a score of 65 in "Figurative Mirror"; 68 in "Nobita, Out of the Zero Test Plan"; and "Sh, What!" Nobita scored 100 points.
No matter how many points Nobita scored, the crowd remained skeptical. There is countless evidence that Nobita's learning is not bad. But if you think he is a talent in this way, you must be dissatisfied.
Look at the great male jun and those extraordinary talents
He is the national champion of the Flip Rope Competition
In "The King of the Rope Flipping World" and "If the Telephone Booth", Nobita uses his skillful techniques of pure love to reach a world-class level, and even a "rope detective" invites him to participate in the competition.
Sleep first, breaking the Guinness World Record
Nobita can fall asleep at any time, anywhere, within 0.93 seconds, which is the real sense of "second sleep".
Throw peanuts
Nobita will continuously throw peanuts into his mouth, never lose his hand, and show off this skill in front of everyone every time, through which he can provoke female classmates who come to visit, and they have tried and tried repeatedly.
Shoot god accurately, put put ten rings
It is mentioned many times in the manga that Nobita has this skill, and can be mastered by both the slingshot and the air gun.
Short Story Volume XII "Sharpshooter Contest"
Some netizens compared the shooting speed of several sharpshooters in the cartoon, and Nobita was unbeatable.
Daisuke Tsubasa is a character in the Japanese anime Lupin III, a superb professional gunner who draws and shoots at a speed of just 0.3 seconds.
The male protagonist of the famous Japanese manga artist Hojoji's masterpiece "City Hunter", Tsuna haku, is a professional soldier who shoots at a speed of 0.2 seconds.
"Skull 13" is the protagonist of the killer Duke Dongxiang with super first-class sniper ability, and the gun speed is 0.17, which can be said to be quite amazing.
And we Nobita, this kind of talent is not comparable to the average sharpshooter, the speed of the gun is 0.1 seconds, a primary school student, never trained, but the marksmanship is so brave, not what a genius is.
The first master of the galaxy, Nobita Nobita, is also
In a shootout from the Western Cowboys, taking 10 steps back-to-back and then turning around to shoot, Nobita defeats all opponents and fights the Fat Tiger backwater, ultimately winning.
Super Length Volume 16 "Nobita and the Galactic Super Express"
Whether it is an anime or a comic book, there are a large number of plots in which Nobita is a sharpshooter, and I will not list them all here, and the heavy responsibility of fighting dragons, fighting bad people, and saving the galaxy is on his shoulders.
Such an excellent Nobita Nobita, the girls still unconsciously pounced on it? Nobita is actually a real bubble girl master, harem beauty three thousand, you hurry to worship and learn.
First of all, let's talk about the only heroine in it, Shizuka
See the essence through the phenomenon: Shizuka is a "green tea", and when he sees Nobita, he bathes.
Refusing to fully count, Shizuka saw Nobita in the film: screamed 28 times, covered her hands or bath towel 10 times, splashed water 6 times, dived into the bathtub 7 times, stood up from the bathtub 6 times, stunned 2 times, and did not find 9 times.
What is the purpose of this day and night washing, regardless of time and place?
1. Shizuka has a habit of cleanliness and must be washed white at any time.
2. Shizuka has an improper occupation.
3. Knowing that Nobita will get props from Doraemon, she is always ready to take a shower to seduce Nobita.
Shizuka, because she likes Nobita and is afraid of being snatched away, seduces him in the most sexy form without establishing any relationship with him. Always circling around Nobita and not giving any other girls a chance – too clever.
I can also understand the pressure of Shizuka
After all, there are too many girls who like Nobita
A girl in red shoes as a child
In episode 41 of "Doraemon" in 1979, Nobita cleans up the house and finds a red shoe, which is his childhood doll kissing Xiaoyi, the sympathetic, gentle and lovely neighbor sister who tearfully bites her lip because of her parting from Nobita.
Fat Tiger's sister
Since she was a child, this girl has fantasized about entering the marriage hall with Nobita. At the sight of the fat tiger bullying Nobita, the first time to use violence to stop. For decades, he was single-minded and loved nobita alone. Nobita's every move was betrayed by her idiotic expression, and no one could tell no one about her love for Nobita.
Robot Lully
Although it is a robot, the future technology has realized the same emotions as humans. She is Nobita's nanny and is actually a killer sent by an evil organization. In order to save Nobita, she finally died with the villain, which is a "woman" who loves you and dares to die for you.
Cosmic Police Nina
Nina is not an Earthling, she is here to catch villains, she and Nobita both like the animated character "Little Superman Parmen", Nina has a Parmen encyclopedia, hoping to meet Parmen on Earth. The two have similar interests, and Nina has a crush on Nobita.
Mig
MiG is a character in the special episode "The Masquerade Queen Who Met Nobita" before the release of the Doraemon movie, Nobita saw a necklace in the museum, the owner is the prehistoric MiG, when Nobita encountered a crisis, MiG took his people to rescue, successfully attracted Nobita's attention.
Given that Nobita is really too popular with girls, it can be called a walking hormone. The number of suitors has reached a staggering fifty or so, which completely subverts your impression of the big male dwarf and poor dick.
Therefore, we hastily decided that we will do a separate issue of "Nobita's More Than 50 Women" for Nobita in the near future, detailing the various fans and his sister-in-law skills. Interested friends remember to come and see.