<h1>01. To improve the nationality, you need a sand sculpture nickname</h1>
The nickname of Ju Jingyuan", "Four Thousand Years of Beauty", which was personally sealed by Japanese netizens, is shocking. Originating in the 1st century AD, Japan, which is only two thousand years old, casually ceded thousands of years to the name of beautiful women, what kind of generosity is this?
Four-digit starting, adjective optional, frugal by the king, no upper limit.
So there are:
A childlike giant breast that met once in 1000 - Asakawa Rina
A beautiful girl who met in 2000 - Takiguchi Hikari
A beautiful girl who met once in 10,000 years - Ota Mengli
A beautiful girl who met in 20000 - Oguri Yui
A beautiful girl who met once in 3 million light years - Haruka Hyakugawa...
From thousands of years, ten thousand years to light years, the time unit is not enough, the distance unit is taken together, what is the milky way, and the goal of others is to rush out of the universe.
Even if the universe cannot find enough quantitative units to satisfy the Japanese people's desire for beauty, they can break free from the limitations of time and space on their imagination and make choices for heaven directly in the name of God. For example, Saito Asuka is a beautiful girl chosen by the gods.
<h1>02. Japanese blood name, ignite your small universe</h1>
Under the japanese ultra-pompous rendering,
Fu Yuanhui, a young girl of the Flood Desolation, attacked into a "tsunami of anger," and the destructive power rose sharply.
The Confucian teenager Ning Zetao incarnated as the "Dragon Prince of the East Sea".
And Sun Yang, who turned black into a dirty bag and returned as a teenager, became the "Great Demon King of the Deep Sea."
Under the lens of the Japanese media, Zhang Jike, who tore his clothes and roared angrily, became the "absolute fierce tiger of the empire"
Ma Long, who was trembling in the Japanese table tennis arena because of his hexagonal combat strength, had a well-behaved face but was matched with blackened and bolded flower characters - "Imperial Destruction Dragon".
The Japanese commentator, who was enthusiastic and enthusiastic at every turn, explained: "China is desperately powerful."
Japanese propaganda not only makes domestic athletes look like the force value is exploding, but also makes the domestic drama with a mediocre title have a different legendary color.
The "Yanxi Raiders" that has spread all over the world, called "Ying Luo, Forbidden City Burning Counterattack Princess" in Japan
"Langya" became "Langya List" in Japan: Kirin Talent Rises"
"Dear Translator" was renamed "The Translator I Hate: This Love, Passed on to You with Voice", which not only covered a layer of girlish shyness, but also out of the bluntness of rushing guests - this is a romance film, want to see the workplace drama do not come
"A slight smile is very overwhelming" was introduced to Japan, and suddenly it was not subtle, directly becoming "Cinderella Online"
"Here Comes Sugi" was translated by the Japanese television station God as "Cinderella at Twelve O'Clock in the Afternoon".
<h1>03. The restraint of the real name has created the arrogance of the nickname</h1>
Japan is very harsh on naming. Names must be written in commonly used concise characters, and the people of the whole country can only choose from a list of words that are far less than five digits. Parents picked up the lamp to read at night, picked out a favorite name, rushed to register, but were told: "The name you want is not within the scope of the law." ”
And within the limited range of options, there are many taboos to strangle your hands. First of all, the word "four" cannot appear, because the pronunciation of four in Japanese is also the consonant "death"; secondly, the strokes should also be noted that the total number of strokes of Japanese folk names is divided into three levels: Daji, Banji and Fierce, and the first character of the name does not appear with the number of strokes 3, 5, 7, and 9.
The small number of commonly used words and restrictions on real names have also created some strange names. For example, Kenji Doihara, a Class-A war criminal, Aoki Aoki, a Japanese boy in the form of Masata Ichiha, a famous pole jumper, my grandson Tomomi, Kuniko Inoguchi, who stepped onto the political stage as a diplomat, and the football player King Tokasa Tanaka...
The many requirements for the use of real names limit the japanese brain hole, which is probably the only reasonable explanation why they perform so well when taking nicknames.