Bamboo horse, little master, I want to crush you!
Tang Yuan Author /Xuan Dan
When the companionship that has always been there turns into affection
How should you and I face it?
I want to be with you all the time
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(ps. Comic than narcissism without a lower limit by X belly black pet, forehead long, the first few chapters of the book are written on a whim - _- ||.) The outline plot was written without thinking about anything, and I didn't think about writing it in the form of a novel, so the first few chapters look like maybe... But you have to be patient and watch! Later I thought a lot and changed a lot, Ali Ga how mo za wwwww)
The weather was a little sad, I sat quietly on the roof, the wind gently blew over my face, the refreshing short hair fluttered with the wind, and the morning sun shone slightly on my face, adding a little warm color to my already handsome face.
I looked at the distant sky with a slight sad look in my eyes, opened my mouth to say something but shook my head and sighed with a bitter smile, I couldn't change anything at all, I couldn't do anything about what had happened...
If I had been more careful, would the ending have been different? But it's already happened... It's impossible to change... God is always playing tricks on people like this... My face was now tinged with pain... In the end, I can only smile bitterly and sigh...
"Well, don't look at the sky, how can you compensate me for stealing the pudding I put on the table?" At this time, the unwell voice around him rang out.
I smiled indifferently, "Today's wind is blowing so badly." ”
"There's no wind."
As if I hadn't heard anyone speak, I sighed into the sky, "Under the warm sunlight, the earth looks so beautiful, the birds sing one song after another, so natural beauty..."
"Stop, we're talking about you stealing my pudding to pay compensation."
I gritted my teeth and turned my head to look at the pronunciation, he was my bamboo horse, I called him Lizard, at this time he was standing in the sun looking at me with a bad smile, the light emitted by the sun softened the beautiful curve of his face, there were angular and handsome features, the breeze gently blew Buddha, messed up his hair, adding a strange beauty to him, and the handsome face did not match the smile on his face, I knew, that was his pleasure in the whole me, I pulled out a smile at him, and said, "The wind is too big for me to hear!" ”
"That's it! be! you! steal! eat! I! cloth! fourth! target! affair! The lizard put his hands in his pockets, glanced at me with a faint smile, and then read out word by word, afraid that I did not "hear" clearly!
I just want to find a step down... As for you!
I was instantly enraged: "Stinky lizard! You bastard! We grew up wearing the same pair of pants! Can you please not be so stingy! ”
He didn't pay much attention to my anger, so he naturally walked to a chair not far away and sat up, cocked his Erlang leg, and smiled comfortably: "No." ”
"What, say it again? The wind was too strong for me to hear clearly. ”
"..."The lizard smiled faintly and said nothing
I couldn't help but glance at him, lizard this bastard! Didn't I just go into his room and happen to see a handmade pudding on his desk? Little master, I just want to try how it tastes, although I accidentally ate it all...
But he can't just ask me to compensate him!! I'm his bamboo horse, but we grew up in the same pair of pants! He can't extort compensation from me!!
"That, lizard, I think we can sit down and talk?" What do you think? I blinked and flashed my big eyes. Anyway, this is the roof of the house, except for me and the lizards, there is no one else, I am naturally not afraid that someone will see me like this.
The roof is very clean, a look to know that often clean, the center of the roof is placed in a huge umbrella, that is used to cool off the sun, there is a small stone table under the huge umbrella, which is carved out of stone, the table is scattered with items, around the table is also two chairs, don't ask me why there are these things on the roof, lizard guy special hobbies, there is nothing to like to play on the roof to watch the scenery or something, so that his parents for him to make the roof look like this.
"Well, we do have to sit down and have a good talk." The lizard was sitting in one of the chairs at this time, and instead of looking at my blinking eyes, he lowered his head and played with his phone, saying very casually.
Look! Look! This friendship that grew up in a pair of pants is worth it! My handsome and cute lizard really won't be so desperate for me, isn't it just a pudding? Will the lizards bother with me? The friendship lizard that grew up with one pair of our pants certainly won't! It was just a joke. But just as I was complacent, the sound of the lizard rang out
"Let's talk about your compensation."
Hey, hey! Give me back my touch! I retract what I just said!
"You go!" My white, slender finger pointed to the staircase and said.
The lizard gave me a blank look, "This is my home, where else am I going?" ”
"Oh, then I'll go." With that I lifted my feet and headed up the stairs.
"What about compensation?" The lizard threw the phone aside and stood up with a faint sound that sounded like a smirk, causing my long, raised foot to stop
Lizard this damn bastard! Look at this little master I don't compensate him and he won't give up, right? Every time, I have to find happiness and be angry with me.
I proudly raised my chin to look at his red face, and here I feel the need for me to say that I raised my chin to look at him definitely not because I was short! Not really, you believe me! Little master, I just proudly raised my chin to despise him, you have to believe me!
"Say, stinky lizard, what's the compensation?" I raised my chin and said proudly.
The lizard bastard pretended to touch his chin and pondered, "First of all, I asked you to compensate not how important that pudding is, secondly, I just want to make you whole, so I have to think about how to make you compensate me, and look forward to it, Xiao Ao." The lizard smiled faintly.
Is it really good for this damn bastard to say that? There is also a handsome seven-foot boy in my hall, can you please stop calling me Xiao Ao! My name is Lu Tian'ao! What a domineering name! Just like little master and myself! Although I call you Lizard, but that's just a harmonic sound!
I glared at him in disbelief, only to be glanced at by his sharp eyes, and I silently withdrew my gaze... But I still didn't give in! This stinky lizard wants to make me not qualified enough! Little master, I am not convinced! Then my sweet voice rang out:
"I think I'll protest!"
"You think I'll allow it?"
“...... So, let's talk about it? ”
"I refuse"
“……”
"Then I called the police?"
"Do you dare?"
I was silent... Because...... I dare not!
"Hey, why don't you talk?" The lizard asked with a chuckle
-2-
Say a fart! What else do you want me to say! Do you want me to call the police? This bastard is so infuriating! Every time I get involved with him, it will always be me, why!
Is God jealous that I'm so perfect that he occasionally wants to damage me? Well, that's right, that's it, I comfort myself with this every time, and then I'll find that the world is still beautiful! Nature is so lovely
I didn't say anything more, because I knew it was useless, I knew this lizard for so long, what kind of pee did he have that I didn't know yet? He just wanted to make me happy, so I didn't talk, I looked at the lizard with a flat look, and I just saw what he wanted to do! How big a wave can his four-legged worm make? Isn't it true that lizards are crawling four-legged insects?
"That, Xiao Ao, I suddenly thought of a good idea and wanted to talk to you about it." The lizard looked at me with his hands on his chest, and the corners of his mouth raised a nice curve of eyes full of smiles
Suddenly my goosebumps were up, my whole body was obviously stiff, and an uneasiness filled my heart, and I always felt that something unexpected was about to happen, numbness! Where are you ~ come and escort your baby son!
"I, I warn you! Little master, I only sell art and do not sell myself, you don't beat my idea! "I subconsciously posed, a rhythm that I would fight with him if he was hard
"Don't resist, obediently follow me." The lizard smiled evilly and threw a wink at me, but the dazzling eyes of the crazy women outside gave me goosebumps
I rolled my eyes at him in disgust
However, he didn't seem to see my disgusted look, and smiled and groaned, "I want you to be my servant for a month." ”
"Oh." I said casually
…………
It always feels like something is wrong? I frowned
servant?
servant?!
"What do you, you four-legged worm crawling on the ground, say?"
this! This bastard four-legged worm actually wants little master me to be his servant?? Did I hear you correctly?!!
I stared at the lizard with my big shiny eyes wide open, wanting to see him smile lightly and say "Just kidding."
After a while, however, there was no egg. He still looked at me with a bad smile on the corner of his mouth and didn't say a word.
I'm a little untenable, a wave of uneasiness rushing through my heart, this guy won't come really, right?! He wouldn't have been sure to pay attention to the fact that he really wanted me to be his servant!
Ma Ma quickly told me that this is not true!! Come and escort your precious son! Otherwise your precious son will suffer!!
"From this day forward, I am your master, and you are my servant for a period of one month." A playful voice sounded, interrupting all my thoughts and causing my heart to fall to the bottom
"Well, don't be stunned, I haven't eaten breakfast yet, come downstairs and help me get it." The lizard touched his stomach and before I could react, he went to his room, leaving me standing on the roof in a daze.
Well? Well? Hmmm? Yikes!
"Stinky lizards! You bastard!! Remembered for me!!! "I shouted loudly on the roof
Then my mother's voice roared from downstairs, "Xiao Ao! What the hell are you calling on the rooftop in the morning! ”
Hearing my mother's roar, I swallowed and didn't dare to scream anymore but stared at the stinky lizard down the stairs.
My house and the lizard's house are separated together, they are neighbors, they are separated by a wall of distance, even the roof is connected together, you can enter each other's home from the roof, as long as the door of the roof is not locked, my parents are said to be very good friends with the lizard when they were young, so that the two families put the house together.
Even more outrageous is that when my mother and lizard and her mother were pregnant, the two families joked that if they were born as a man and a woman, they would let us be together, and I laughed and didn't talk. What time is it now? But thankfully both of us are men, which is something to celebrate!
Because of this, lizards and I are neighbors, men and women are called green plum bamboo horses, men and men are bamboo horses, and we grew up together.
"How long on the point do I say you're going to be stupid on it?" I was hungry. The sound of lizards coming from his room interrupted my wild thoughts
"I see!" I gritted my teeth and shouted, only to step up and walk towards his room
This stinky lizard had better not let me take a chance, or I'll make you look good! hum! If you want to fight with the little master, you are still tender
"Wait here, I'll go down and help you get it." I glanced at the lizard lying on the bed with Jiro's legs crossed, playing with the laptop with a pleasant face, stopped talking nonsense with him, and went straight downstairs
"I'm waiting for Oh my little servant~" The lizard's deliberately elongated voice came from behind me playfully.
Little master I can't hear ~ I can't hear ~ I can't hear!!
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"Xiao Ao, why didn't Xiao Ao come down with you?" Aunt Lan was not surprised to see me coming down from the stairs, but she couldn't help but ask if she didn't see the lizard, after all, it was time to eat.
The lizard is my own name, his real name is Lin Xixuan, the lizard lizard call is used to it and is too lazy to change.
Aunt Lan is the mother of lizards, and I have always called her Aunt Lan. Aunt Lan is in her thirties and nearly forty years old, but the years still have not left any traces on her face, it is very beautiful, no wonder she can give birth to lizards, most of them are inherited from Aunt Lan's genes, but uncle is also quite handsome, but Aunt Lan is beautiful and gentle and virtuous, and her uncle's personality is bold and gives birth to the lizard's bad character?
Hearing Aunt Lan's question, I couldn't help but rub my hair and casually said, "That, forehead, lizard on it to learn from me, I'll help him take it."
I can only make a casual excuse, after all, I can't say that I became the bastard servant and is now helping him run errands, right? Absolutely not! My wisdom must not be destroyed in the hands of lizards!
"Well, that kid is also working hard." Aunt Lan listened to my words and smiled faintly
Fart!! Lizard that bastard is playing with the computer on it!!
If I hadn't had strong concentration, I really couldn't help but shout out.
"Oh, well, yeah, where did Uncle Go?" I glanced at my dad, who didn't see the lizard, and couldn't help asking.
Uncle is a tall man, handsome face always with a sunny smile, I grew up with lizards, often with Aunt Lan and uncle, they are not much different from me and lizards, should be beaten and scolded should give sugar to eat sugar.
So I have a lot of respect for Aunt Lan and uncle in addition to liking them.
After all, there are very few people who can treat you like this, so I am grateful and cherished.
"He's gone to work, don't be stunned, eat quickly, or the dish will be cold." Aunt Lan urged
I snorted and went to the kitchen, and after getting the lizard's breakfast, I also got mine.
"That Aunt Lan, I went up there." I was about to go upstairs with two breakfasts
"Doesn't Xiao Ao eat below?" Aunt Lan asked
"No, I'm going to help the lizard get it up, so let's go over it by the way."
"Well, Xiao Ao will study with Xiao Ao after breakfast, try to ask him if he doesn't understand something, if he dares not tell you, you will tell Aunt Lan, and Aunt Lan will clean him up!" Aunt Lan said
My heart warmed, and I chuckled and said, "Well, okay."
"The third year of high school, to study hard, less than a year to take the college entrance examination, you have been in the same school since you were a child, so you must also work hard in the same school when you are in college!" 」 Aunt Lan said with some nostalgia
Aunt Lan's words made me slightly stunned, it is true, I have been together since I was a child, primary school is the same table, junior high school is also the same table, high school is still the same table, if the university is still the same table...
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but smile in response to Aunt Lan's "Hmm" and went upstairs.
"How can you be so slow!" Want to starve me to death? The lizard saw me come up and rolled his eyes and complained
"It's nice to have food!" And you are on the third floor and it takes time to walk up! ”
Wouldn't this bastard say 'hard work'? hehe! I'm like a fool to think this guy would say this to me! I'm not bad if he's an asshole!
I didn't bother to continue talking nonsense with him, and brought breakfast to the table to eat, and he also sat down next to me with a stool and began to eat.
"Which university do you want to go to?" The lizard that was eating suddenly asked.
Nonsense! Of course it's the same school as you!
However, I don't understand why I swallowed this sentence in time and did not say it.
My grades were not as good as his, so I didn't necessarily get into the university he was admitted to, which is probably why I didn't say that I wanted to go to the same school as him.
"Under consideration, I haven't thought about it yet." I ate my meal and bowed my head and whispered
The lizard didn't seem to hear the ideal answer, and the tone was a little muffled with a "hmm."
"So which university do you want to go to?" I asked hopefully, looking up at the lizard, eager to hear his answer.
The lizard also looked at me, and the originally somewhat dim eyes lacked a faint smile, and whispered, "Of course I want to be in the same university as you." ”
His words made my heart beat hard, as if I had heard an unexpected but hopeful answer, and for a moment I was moved not to know how to answer.
"Oh, well..." I turned back to continue eating, without looking at him again.
He smiled softly and reached out his large hand to rub my hairstyle, "Let's cheer together!" ”
"I... Me too..." My words were naturally answering his last question, but my voice was so small that I couldn't hear it.
"What?" The lizard asked
"Nothing... It's okay, I mean let's cheer up. ”
"Hmm."
-To be continued-
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