The old ladies stood up and pinched their waists: "What Zhang Shi!" How do you talk to me? You still want to hit me? Zhang Shi suppressed the fire, thinking that it was not good for so many relatives to really do it themselves, but just bowed his head and said, "Don't dare, big lady." Big niang is the northeast for the name of the big aunt, the wife of several uncles is called several big niang, sometimes feel that the twister omits the big word, directly call a few niang, as for the big niang, just call it the big bride. The eldest lady across the table looked at Zhang Shi with her waist: "I tell you, when your father and your mother told me and your uncle that you were going to marry a daughter-in-law, we didn't agree." Your father and your mother don't care, my sister-in-law has to check! As a result, they still did not agree, and there was no way for me to discuss with your uncle to take out the money to build a house next year. Xiao Zhangshi can't marry your daughter-in-law without me! You still dare to bring dirty words with me! Wolf heart dog lung thing! Zhang Shi turned his head to look at his mother, revealing an inquiring look, and Zhang Shi's mother sighed and nodded. Although Zhang Shi was a little impulsive when his temper came up, he was also a reasonable person after all. The big lady on the other side of the table knew that the big lady on the other side of the table was fierce and straight-talking, and he just felt that some of tan jiao had lost face, and her expression was a little tangled. Finally, Tan Jiao stood up and hit the round field: "Great Aunt ,... No, ma'am. I don't look down on our northeast stuff, but some small habits and life are not adaptable, you always have to give me a time to adapt. Besides, you think, I married into our family from so far away, and I didn't like this family, and I was real in my picture. Big lady, you can rest assured, in the future I will definitely live a good life with Zhang Shi, you are Zhang Shi's pro-big bride, you are also my pro-big bride. Elders educate young people, and we children have to be obedient. ”
Tan Jiao's words fell generously, and the face of Zhang Shi's big lady who stood up on the other side of the head was also much better, and finally thought about sitting down, and said leisurely: "Your child is good, Zhang Shi is a good child, I have seen the big one since I was a child, I hope you can live a good life." Mother Zhang saw that her new daughter-in-law was so sensible, the smile on her face was almost impossible to put down, and when she finished eating, she dragged Tan Jiao everywhere to meet relatives. "This is your eldest wife, you should have known each other just now." "You have to call this the second aunt, it's your aunt's own sister." "This is called Auntie." "This is called the Three Brides, you can call her the Three Niangs, do you have to be called the Aunt in the south, and call her the Great Niang in the northeast." There are four buddies in your uncle's family, and he is old Gada. (Meaning youngest child.) "This is called The Sixth Aunt, the youngest sister of the Aunt Mother, and isn't the Aunt also not called in your south...?" Tan Jiao was confused by the information that entered her mind, and could only say hello one by one, and her mother-in-law called her whatever she wanted, and after calling, she also extended her hand, and then she was held by others and shook. Tan Jiao was stunned again.
Fortunately, this group of Zhang Mu's northeast girlfriends did not pay much attention to this suspected handshake move, and a bunch of old ladies sat on the kangtou and idly pulled.
"Your little daughter-in-law is very good, Zhang Shi has vision, that is, she is a little shorter and thinner." It was the sixth aunt who spoke.
"Don't be ridiculous, I see, although this girl is not big, but that ass is round, you will definitely be able to hold your grandson in the future!" It was the second aunt who spoke.
"I don't know if this southern girl is used to living in such a small tunzi in our northeast, and the stove can't get up in winter, you say she can't jump up excitedly when she sees snow!" This is the Third Lady.
"I'm just worried, we don't have anyone married a southern daughter-in-law, the days are not too long, and I ran away in less than two years." The eldest lady also spoke.
Tan Jiao sat obediently next to them, like a porcelain doll, and found that she could not participate in the topic at all. He said, "Auntie, second aunt, eldest bride, third bride, sixth aunt, I'll go and see what Zhang Really is doing, and you'll talk first." She also deliberately thought about how to pronounce the name, who was in front and who was behind, and then she couldn't think of it and could only call from left to right according to the seat.
But no one minded, Zhang Mu smiled and said, "Go ahead." "Just keep talking hot.
She went out to find Zhang Shi. Before going out, I heard a voice in the house: "This child is really polite." "It's just that I can't let go, or I don't have a northeast taste to talk and I'm not used to it!" "It's okay, haven't you heard anyone else say it, no matter who goes to the northeast, staying for a few years and going out to talk is a northeastern dialect!"
Tan Jiao smiled and found Zhang Shi in the vegetable garden in front of the house, so she greeted him, and the two of them sat together on the steps in the doorway.
Zhang Shi took out a cucumber, topped with a small yellow flower, but the melon did not have thorns very smooth, "Taste, the dry cucumber that just came down in the garden at home, the south can generally not eat, fresh, no pesticide, I just washed." ”
Tan Jiao took this northeast fruit, took a bite lightly, and said to Zhang Shi: "Your relatives are also too picky!" ”
Zhang Shi was stunned: "What is this?" ”
Tan Jiao viciously bit the dry cucumber in her hand, "In our new daughter-in-law's family, the relatives have to wrap a red envelope, just now I met a circle and stretched out a circle of hands, and the result was a circle of hands." ”
Zhang Shi cried and laughed, "I haven't heard of this custom." ”
Tan Jiao shook her head, and took a vicious bite of the cucumber, "Anyway, your relatives cut it, and I am still thinking about getting some pocket money today." ”
Zhang Shi smiled and patted her shoulder, and also took out a cucumber to chew, "Okay, don't be blind, meet in the northeast to know and know, it is really just to know and know, marry a chicken with a chicken and marry a dog with a dog, haven't you heard the old saying, dog urine moss long golden luan temple." ”
Tan Jiao waved her hand: "Go and go, you are only dog peeing moss." Only one day I felt the difference in living habits, and I guess I still had to adapt for a while. ”
Zhang Shi followed with a smile: "Rest assured, which rice should not be hungry, and which loess soil is not buried." Habits are cultivated. I've been training you for so long, and after another twenty or thirty years you can sit cross-legged on a kangtou and review your daughter-in-law with a bunch of old ladies. ”
Tan Jiao thought about her warm and gray future and snorted. Looking at Zhang Shi and saying a word, I still want to take a shower.
Zhang Shi was stunned, and there was no place to bathe in the village, so he could only drive Tan Jiao to the town.
Tan Jiao looked at the huge door face in front of her, a blank face: "What is this?" ”
"Bath." Zhang Shi replied reasonably.
Tan Jiao was a little frightened in her heart, looking at Zhang Shi: "In fact, it is good to find a friend with a water heater... I haven't been to the bath yet... I'm afraid..."
Zhang Shi dragged Tan Jiao to the house: "Hey, a bathhouse you are afraid of, take off your clothes and go into the pool to soak, soak almost to find a master to rub, rub clean to the next flush of the sprinkler." It's that simple process. ”
Tan Jiao's small face turned red: "So many people take a bath together, how ashamed... Isn't that pool dirty? Also, the bath hurts, yes, the bath towel used by the master to scrub the bath is not just such a ah, think about it is so dirty... Can I just rush out... I was just going to take a shower..."
Zhang Shi couldn't stop laughing at her question, and shouted directly at the front desk: "Take a package, 28, even wash the belt and rub a salt." ”
The cashier at the front desk smiled and agreed, pulling out a hand and clip, and a plastic bag containing bagged shower gel and shampoo, and a bath towel.
Tan Jiao was relieved to see this brand new bath towel.
In short, how determined Tan Jiao was to enter the women's bath, see the humanoid objects of the white flowers in the group of smoke in the bath, watch the large pool with her toes to test the temperature and finally did not dare to go down, lying on the bath bed and being rubbed by the master, after rubbing, she looked at the mud that was rubbed down and doubted her life as a clean southerner, and listened to the sound of horseshoes on her body (shot by hand) when she patted the salt, thinking about whether her body that had just been trampled by the bath master would not be broken. Let's leave it alone. Zhang Shi watched Tan Jiao walk out of the women's bath area and asked her with a smile: "How?" Post a rub after feeling? Tan Jiao glanced at him, "What else can you feel?" After rubbing it hurts, it feels refreshed when it hurts. It was the bath master's hands that were too strong, so I always suspected that she wanted to unload me. "Aren't you shy?" Zhang Shi asked her. "What's shy?" It is not the Dragon Pond Tiger Cave. I Married Tan Jiao from so far away, I can't always face a bathhouse. Tan Jiao's eyes were calm. The young couple returned home, and relatives were preparing lunch. A piece of tenderloin that looked like it had to have two pounds turned into slices under Zhang Shi's mother's hands, wrapped in starch paste and fried. Next to it are prepared shredded shallots and carrots, and a bowl of transparent juice smells sweet and sour. Zhang Shi's aunt on the stove next to her poured some oil into the bottom of the pot and used a bowl-sized spoon to squeeze two spoons full of sugar. Next to it are cut sweet potatoes. Zhang Shi's second aunt held a large basin filled with shredded cabbage, kelp shreds, dried tofu shreds, and something that looked like a skin. Zhang Shi introduced one by one, my mother made this pot wrapped meat, I told you that in the south of the northeast restaurant to eat pot bun meat to eat I can want to see my grandfather. Zhang Mu glanced at him, began the last steps of the pot wrapping meat, and went into the pot to stir-fry. The syrup of the big lady is used to make pulled sweet potatoes, boiling syrup is a craft, and the syrup will be black after boiling for a long time. This one mixed by the second aunt is a home-cooked cold dish. Ah, that translucent silky thing is pink, bought in the morning. There are not many people coming today, I asked them to cook less, the big pot is stewed with local chicken, and it should be enough to fry a few dishes later. "That's it! What about meat caps? The second aunt shouted loudly. Next to the cupboard! Zhang Mu replied casually. Tan Jiao watched with a shocked face as Zhang Shi's second aunt poured a whole bowl of stir-fried shredded meat into the cold vegetable basin. Zhang Shi looked at his stunned daughter-in-law and patted her shoulder, "Practice slowly, if you want to become a qualified northeast old lady, it is not enough to go to a bathhouse." Then he was kicked out by his own mother: "How do you say your mother, who are the old ladies?" Zhang Shi led Tan Jiao to the outside of the house with a smile, just about to continue to tease Tan Jiao, but Tan Jiao came to the phone. It's Tammu. Zhang Shi looked at Tan Jiao's expression to the initial happiness, to shock, to solemnity, and finally to blackening. "What did the mother-in-law say to you?" Zhang Shi asked.