1. Pickled pepper cuttlefish
Yesterday, when I was hanging out in Ito, I suddenly saw a small box of pickled pepper cuttlefish, snow white cuttlefish, red, green and green pepper segments, well, instantly had an appetite, just almost noon, buy a box back just to eat.
When I got home, I took out the box of cuttlefish cubs, tore off the packaging, and prepared to start, grabbed a cuttlefish cub, grabbed the snow-white body, put it in my mouth, hey... Can't chew? Chew hard, or soft, no usual toughness to eat, what's going on? Trying to chew again, full of fishy taste, really can't chew, can't swallow, spit into the trash can, stood by the bucket and wondered for half a day: broken? Then back to the table to study carefully, suddenly reacted, I have been treating it as a cold dish, who knows that people are a prepared lettuce, fried to eat, I stupidly did not pull a few directly into the mouth, that moment, the brain directly rusted. One afternoon, the stomach was full of vomiting.........
Second, broken toothpaste
In the summer, when it is convenient to take a bath, I put the facial cleanser next to the toiletries.
That day in the shower, by the way to wash, pick up a tube and squeeze on the toothbrush, brush your teeth with a glance, a little question: the hot toothpaste has melted? When brushing teeth, I always feel a strange smell, thinking: if the toothpaste is broken, you have to buy toothpaste again, but the toothpaste will be broken, but the first time I heard about it, I will brush my teeth, and I forgot to buy toothpaste when I turned back. When washing at night, I picked up the toothpaste and squeezed it on the toothbrush, suddenly remembered that the toothpaste was broken, hesitated for half a day, or continued to brush my teeth......... Hey...... How's it going to be good again?
I was confused, brushed my teeth, looked carefully at the toiletries, and when I saw the face wash and toothpaste, I was stunned, wouldn't I squeeze these two wrong? Open the lid and squeeze out a little bit to see, sure enough, in the morning to wash the face as toothpaste, I said how a strange smell?
When your head rusts, do you have it?